hi mrs B -
- I see your flirting worked 
looks goodHi ditty
Hi darlo
Hi charli
hi mrs B - - I see your flirting worked looks good
Hi ditty
Hi darlo
hi mrs B -
- I see your flirting worked looks goodHi ditty
Hi darlo
quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:
hi mary
Lightening reflexes.
Evening Ros.
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
And my instincts tell me it could be good and he could actually be genuine but I'm a massive pessimist so
I am gonna tell you what my old boss and mentor used to say to me (my hero he was... another Northerner living in the south... so imagine it in a Northern accent)
"Lass... there are no such things as problems, only opportunities. And you have first decide what outcome you want, before you plan any actions"
In other words..... the outcome you really want out of this, is to know if you are on the right track with blokey or not. There is only one way to find out. Ask him.
I have found that men really like the direct approach
Its always worked rather well for me!
I agree!
I've just remembered I do have a teensy bit of success in this area......
I was on the verge of "seeing" this bloke recently (move on if you've heard it before).... we had been texting and met up one night sorta accidently. I realised I wasn't that into him and actually really liked his friend (who was there too).
At the end of the night I'd decided I wouldnt be seeing the first man again so the chances are I wouldn't have another chance to see his friend, so as we were all leaving the club I managed to work it so I was walking next to the friend and just blurted out that I really liked him. He didn't even have chance to reply because everyone else caught up.
I had 12 hours of thinking it was all for nothing but I tell you what Maz.... you don't half feel proud of yourself!That feeling overides any of the squirmy embarrassment stuff.
(for those who don't know the end of the story..... man #2 told man#1 what I had said and man#1 kindly passed my number onto man#2. We lasted two weeks before the "arrrggghhhh... I can't do this, no one's sharing my TV remote" gene kicked in. )
Ok... that was a bit long.
Summary..... JUST DO IT MAZ!
I do remember how nice it felt after I told other boy around Christmas that I liked him (before it was all shot to pieces..PPFFFT) and I do actually feel like I could say something to him but idk...I want a bit more confirmation first. I wish I could speak to one of his friends about it all or something but I can't really.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Also Maz.... self confidence is sexy!!! And... you don't have to be self confident to act self confident! (although it tends to be self fulfilling!)
Take MrsB's advice... brave or drunk... whatever it takes.
Only not as drunk as I was in Poland... wailing "I reaally love you" with ones head resting on the loo seat is NOT sexy!
So true..always believe that you ARE good enough...maybe even too good!!! Never, ever think that you are not worthy...believe in yourself, love who and what you are and others will too.
Also true...tipsy is good...so piddled you puke on their shoes, is not.
Lightening reflexes are useful in the snaffling world too
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Also Maz.... self confidence is sexy!!! And... you don't have to be self confident to act self confident! (although it tends to be self fulfilling!)
Take MrsB's advice... brave or drunk... whatever it takes.
Only not as drunk as I was in Poland... wailing "I reaally love you" with ones head resting on the loo seat is NOT sexy!
Drunk is probably the route I'm going to take tbh. Or at least...maybe pretending to be drunker than I am in case it all goes a bit shit
And
at the Poland wailing!
I see it all fit in Mrs B
quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:
hi mary
Thanks Ros!! I don't know how you got on there either whilst the duck escaped
Hellooooo Charli and Ros
My title isn't THAT small...surely Charli?
My title isn't THAT small...surely Charli?
Am laughing at Ducky's story! So many bits of it!
But you do feel proud of yourself!
I remember seeing this bloke in a pub (I had never met him before, but all my friends had known him years, so I knew of him). Twas like an electric shock or something... like the films... everyone else went out of focus.
(That is my version... to my friends watching they reckon it was like someone had just put a scent rag under a doberman's nose!).
I kept my eye on him all night.. and later on at a party just walked up to him... grabbed his finger and dragged him out of the house and down the road to the taxi rank! (hadn't actually spoken to him at that point!)
It worked! We had fab relationship for a year! (and then it went tits up... but thats another story! )
But you do feel proud of yourself!
I remember seeing this bloke in a pub (I had never met him before, but all my friends had known him years, so I knew of him). Twas like an electric shock or something... like the films... everyone else went out of focus.
(That is my version... to my friends watching they reckon it was like someone had just put a scent rag under a doberman's nose!).
I kept my eye on him all night.. and later on at a party just walked up to him... grabbed his finger and dragged him out of the house and down the road to the taxi rank! (hadn't actually spoken to him at that point!)
It worked! We had fab relationship for a year! (and then it went tits up... but thats another story!
)
Not at all Mrs B
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Am laughing at Ducky's story! So many bits of it!
But you do feel proud of yourself!
I remember seeing this bloke in a pub (I had never met him before, but all my friends had known him years, so I knew of him). Twas like an electric shock or something... like the films... everyone else went out of focus.
(That is my version... to my friends watching they reckon it was like someone had just put a scent rag under a doberman's nose!).
I kept my eye on him all night.. and later on at a party just walked up to him... grabbed his finger and dragged him out of the house and down the road to the taxi rank! (hadn't actually spoken to him at that point!)
It worked! We had fab relationship for a year! (and then it went tits up... but thats another story!
Oh wow, that's madly brave!
He did say that he's crap at knowing whether or not people like him so it may be worth being the most forward one. If it doesn't work at all he goes back to uni in a month so I can pretend it never happened
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Darlo...I'm not sure I want to know why you've got fishy fingers...
Darlo Mary Ditty Ducky Mrs B anyone else?quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
And
apparently I peed on the bathroom floor!
Bless my hubby... when he told me he was actually praising me, saying he was so relieved I hadn't pooed!
(like I would!!!)
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Lightening reflexes are useful in the snaffling world too
hi ducky just seen you
quote:Originally posted by Charli:
Charlii
and a snaffle of course 
Charli 
.
. Hello Ros sorry I missed youquote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Am laughing at Ducky's story! So many bits of it!
But you do feel proud of yourself!
I remember seeing this bloke in a pub (I had never met him before, but all my friends had known him years, so I knew of him). Twas like an electric shock or something... like the films... everyone else went out of focus.
(That is my version... to my friends watching they reckon it was like someone had just put a scent rag under a doberman's nose!).
I kept my eye on him all night.. and later on at a party just walked up to him... grabbed his finger and dragged him out of the house and down the road to the taxi rank! (hadn't actually spoken to him at that point!)
It worked! We had fab relationship for a year! (and then it went tits up... but thats another story!
Hi Charli
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Am laughing at Ducky's story! So many bits of it!
But you do feel proud of yourself!
I remember seeing this bloke in a pub (I had never met him before, but all my friends had known him years, so I knew of him). Twas like an electric shock or something... like the films... everyone else went out of focus.
(That is my version... to my friends watching they reckon it was like someone had just put a scent rag under a doberman's nose!).
I kept my eye on him all night.. and later on at a party just walked up to him... grabbed his finger and dragged him out of the house and down the road to the taxi rank! (hadn't actually spoken to him at that point!)
It worked! We had fab relationship for a year! (and then it went tits up... but thats another story!
MrB pulled me by telling me to bring my toothbrush to the pub the following night...our toothbrushes have been side by side (in various guises every few months) ever since. When things are right...they're just right..
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Lightening reflexes are useful in the snaffling world too
snaffle duckyquote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
And
apparently I peed on the bathroom floor!
Bless my hubby... when he told me he was actually praising me, saying he was so relieved I hadn't pooed!
(like I would!!!)
This is the funniest post EVER in the history of the Newmark
Have I said hi Charli? 
if not...... hi!
if not...... hi!
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
And
apparently I peed on the bathroom floor!
Bless my hubby... when he told me he was actually praising me, saying he was so relieved I hadn't pooed!
(like I would!!!)
This is the funniest post EVER in the history of the Newmark
I told you I was horribly drunk! But that was a first, even for me!quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
And
apparently I peed on the bathroom floor!
Bless my hubby... when he told me he was actually praising me, saying he was so relieved I hadn't pooed!
(like I would!!!)
This is the funniest post EVER in the history of the Newmark
Omg I didn't see this before!! That's so funny
My friend wet the bed when she was drunk and her boyfriend just rolled over and ignored it which I thought was adorable
Hi again Ducky
Someone get the peppery smell out of my head
Mrs B keep your toothbrushes away from Mary
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
And
apparently I peed on the bathroom floor!
Bless my hubby... when he told me he was actually praising me, saying he was so relieved I hadn't pooed!
(like I would!!!)
This is the funniest post EVER in the history of the Newmark
I COMPLETELY understand the Stepford wife thing now.
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Omg I didn't see this before!! That's so funny
My friend wet the bed when she was drunk and her boyfriend just rolled over and ignored it which I thought was adorable
Okay... may as well fess up to how I found out about this.... was sorting through the mountain of washing on the kitchen floor last week (from our suitcase and the kids weekend at nana bags).
Came across a tesco carrier bag... as I picked it up hubby said "your wet knickers are in there".... and then he told me!
Love him I do!quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Omg I didn't see this before!! That's so funny
My friend wet the bed when she was drunk and her boyfriend just rolled over and ignored it which I thought was adorable
Okay... may as well fess up to how I found out about this.... was sorting through the mountain of washing on the kitchen floor last week (from our suitcase and the kids weekend at nana bags).
Came across a tesco carrier bag... as I picked it up hubby said "your wet knickers are in there".... and then he told me!
I love how he didn't even tell you
quote:Originally posted by Charli:
Mrs B keep your toothbrushes away from Mary
I doo love brushing my teeth though
*sings*
I just can't get you out of my head....
I just can't get you out of my head....
Apparently he had got it in his head that I might poo!!! (eh??)
But I do have a very funny image in my head of him trying to look after me... giving my rear end cautious looks every now and then! On Poo Watch!
But I do have a very funny image in my head of him trying to look after me... giving my rear end cautious looks every now and then! On Poo Watch!
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
And
apparently I peed on the bathroom floor!
Bless my hubby... when he told me he was actually praising me, saying he was so relieved I hadn't pooed!
(like I would!!!)
This is the funniest post EVER in the history of the Newmark
The worst thing I've ever done whilst piddled was to puke all over some caravan at the fair. I had just drunk a rather substantial amount of something horribly strong and decided to watch some of the rides going round...this was all going well until the ride I was watching started to speed up...suddenly my head couldn't keep up with my eyes and my stomach just gave up completely...so out came all that lquid...along with the chips and curry sauce I'd had earlier. And I never told the peeps in the caravan
Then there's the time I was so piddled the morning after my 19th birthday that I went to the loo...only I took a wrong turning and fell down the stairs...my bladder wasn't strong enough to cope with the fall and still hold all the alcohol...
I loved the flavoured toothpastes at Safeway. Strawberry and orange I think.
And I had an obsession with the milkteeth one
And I had an obsession with the milkteeth one
Awww Ditty... you've got one in a million there.
Even I might consider sharing my remote with a man if he was prepared to put my wet knickers in a carrier bag.
So glad it was Tesco's though. Adds a bit of class to the proceedings.
Even I might consider sharing my remote with a man if he was prepared to put my wet knickers in a carrier bag.
So glad it was Tesco's though. Adds a bit of class to the proceedings.