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She didn't have to flirt with Dave Gaga after all .
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Is it just me, or does MrsB's Avi look way more ... suggestive, with her new title above it!
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
She didn't have to flirt with Dave Gaga after all
I wouldn't bet that she didn't anyway though.
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*wonders if there is a subliminal message in turning up during 'sleezy slutty man stealing friend' discussion*
Yaaaay you got your title
Common as muck and twice as dirty........ not sleezy slutty man stealing friend
Thankfully my title may apply...but SSMSF doesn't...
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Is it just me, or does MrsB's Avi look way more ... suggestive, with her new title above it!
Without a doubt
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
ABFitW (Absolute Best Friend in the WOrld) is a different person from SSMSF isn't it?
Oh yes! She's the most perceptive person I know. She doesn't even need to see me for days and when she meets up with me she tells me exactly what I'm thinking and who I like etc. I loove her to bits.
Her boyfriend and her were there when Tom walked to her house for our picnic and he was like "It's pretty obvious you liked him. Persue that one btw, he's a really nice guy" so that's cool
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
She didn't have to flirt with Dave Gaga after all
I wouldn't bet that she didn't anyway though.
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
Hellooooooo everyone
Doing giant group Hello cos I'm too darn lazy to do individual ones.
Helloo
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
What a COW!
She obviously wants everyone to want her! I used to have a friend JUST like that! Wasn't just blokes either, I'd say I'd seen a top in town I was going to get... she'd bomb straight up there and buy it that same day!!!
Well... re: "friend".... Maz, you are gonna have to have a leap of faith... and trust us old birds... THIS BLOKE DEF LIKES YOU!
Next.... when you next get the chance try to verbally stamp out your claim to "freind" (which I know is hard, cos you and blokey haven't had that cringy status establishing convo yet!)... You just have to make sure the binding sentence "I really like him and I think he likes me too" gets said.
And watch her Mary. Don't trust her. And... make sure you don't confide anything in her she could use against you.
(I now want to keeell her! )
Well she said to me the other day that he told her he likes her and he told me he's never said anything of the sort...so I don't know what to think there either.
I'm not going to tell her anything about it at all really. I may try and broach the subject with her and just say "look can you back off a bit please?"...ALSO! She bloody said that 'he isn't even that good' not compared to her possible boyfriend anyway so wtfff is she doing this to me?
People do this all the time to me re. friends and males etc
Some people
Unfortunately you do get them though.quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
She didn't have to flirt with Dave Gaga after all
I wouldn't bet that she didn't anyway though.
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
What a COW!
She obviously wants everyone to want her! I used to have a friend JUST like that! Wasn't just blokes either, I'd say I'd seen a top in town I was going to get... she'd bomb straight up there and buy it that same day!!!
Well... re: "friend".... Maz, you are gonna have to have a leap of faith... and trust us old birds... THIS BLOKE DEF LIKES YOU!
Next.... when you next get the chance try to verbally stamp out your claim to "freind" (which I know is hard, cos you and blokey haven't had that cringy status establishing convo yet!)... You just have to make sure the binding sentence "I really like him and I think he likes me too" gets said.
And watch her Mary. Don't trust her. And... make sure you don't confide anything in her she could use against you.
(I now want to keeell her! )
Well she said to me the other day that he told her he likes her and he told me he's never said anything of the sort...so I don't know what to think there either.
I'm not going to tell her anything about it at all really. I may try and broach the subject with her and just say "look can you back off a bit please?"...ALSO! She bloody said that 'he isn't even that good' not compared to her possible boyfriend anyway so wtfff is she doing this to me?
People do this all the time to me re. friends and males etc
This is a bit of a bugger Maz.
I don't know either of them... but one of them is lying!!! And its kinda an important lie... cos either SSMSF is such a nasty piece of work that she really shouldn't be classed as a friend. Or blokey is a bit of player!
And I don't know which!
I am inclined to believe blokey though... purely because SSMSF's track record goes against her!
In that case, I'm afraid you may need to have a couple of swigs of Dutch Courage, and get the cringey status convo brought forward so she is in NO doubt as to the state of play!
(I still want to KEEEEL her!)
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
She didn't have to flirt with Dave Gaga after all
I wouldn't bet that she didn't anyway though.
She probably would have done if he was online at the time
.quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
ABFitW (Absolute Best Friend in the WOrld) is a different person from SSMSF isn't it?
Oh yes! She's the most perceptive person I know. She doesn't even need to see me for days and when she meets up with me she tells me exactly what I'm thinking and who I like etc. I loove her to bits.
Her boyfriend and her were there when Tom walked to her house for our picnic and he was like "It's pretty obvious you liked him. Persue that one btw, he's a really nice guy" so that's cool
Maz...just go with the flow safe in the knowledge that us Newmarkers will always be available for a good old bitchslapping if needed...
quote:Originally posted by scatterby:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
What a COW!
She obviously wants everyone to want her! I used to have a friend JUST like that! Wasn't just blokes either, I'd say I'd seen a top in town I was going to get... she'd bomb straight up there and buy it that same day!!!
Well... re: "friend".... Maz, you are gonna have to have a leap of faith... and trust us old birds... THIS BLOKE DEF LIKES YOU!
Next.... when you next get the chance try to verbally stamp out your claim to "freind" (which I know is hard, cos you and blokey haven't had that cringy status establishing convo yet!)... You just have to make sure the binding sentence "I really like him and I think he likes me too" gets said.
And watch her Mary. Don't trust her. And... make sure you don't confide anything in her she could use against you.
(I now want to keeell her! )
Well she said to me the other day that he told her he likes her and he told me he's never said anything of the sort...so I don't know what to think there either.
I'm not going to tell her anything about it at all really. I may try and broach the subject with her and just say "look can you back off a bit please?"...ALSO! She bloody said that 'he isn't even that good' not compared to her possible boyfriend anyway so wtfff is she doing this to me?
People do this all the time to me re. friends and males etc
Some people
OH! And a few days ago she said that she knew I liked him and that she wouldn't want to hurt me again so she'd try and back off etc. so...obviously she didn't mean that.
I hate people sometimes
Awwwww Maz , she ain't your friend if she's done that sort of thing, a user more like.
, she ain't your friend if she's done that sort of thing, a user more like.quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
ABFitW (Absolute Best Friend in the WOrld) is a different person from SSMSF isn't it?
Oh yes! She's the most perceptive person I know. She doesn't even need to see me for days and when she meets up with me she tells me exactly what I'm thinking and who I like etc. I loove her to bits.
Her boyfriend and her were there when Tom walked to her house for our picnic and he was like "It's pretty obvious you liked him. Persue that one btw, he's a really nice guy" so that's cool
Oh thank god!!! Right well ABFitW and her bloke are your strongest allies in this. Let them help fight this covert war!
(did ABFitW's bf & blokey get on well?)
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
Maz...just go with the flow safe in the knowledge that us Newmarkers will always be available for a good old bitchslapping if needed...
I backspaced when I typed "she needs a slap" LOL!quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
ABFitW (Absolute Best Friend in the WOrld) is a different person from SSMSF isn't it?
Oh yes! She's the most perceptive person I know. She doesn't even need to see me for days and when she meets up with me she tells me exactly what I'm thinking and who I like etc. I loove her to bits.
Her boyfriend and her were there when Tom walked to her house for our picnic and he was like "It's pretty obvious you liked him. Persue that one btw, he's a really nice guy" so that's cool
Maz...just go with the flow safe in the knowledge that us Newmarkers will always be available for a good old bitchslapping if needed...
Captain Darlo also
.quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
What a COW!
She obviously wants everyone to want her! I used to have a friend JUST like that! Wasn't just blokes either, I'd say I'd seen a top in town I was going to get... she'd bomb straight up there and buy it that same day!!!
Well... re: "friend".... Maz, you are gonna have to have a leap of faith... and trust us old birds... THIS BLOKE DEF LIKES YOU!
Next.... when you next get the chance try to verbally stamp out your claim to "freind" (which I know is hard, cos you and blokey haven't had that cringy status establishing convo yet!)... You just have to make sure the binding sentence "I really like him and I think he likes me too" gets said.
And watch her Mary. Don't trust her. And... make sure you don't confide anything in her she could use against you.
(I now want to keeell her! )
Well she said to me the other day that he told her he likes her and he told me he's never said anything of the sort...so I don't know what to think there either.
I'm not going to tell her anything about it at all really. I may try and broach the subject with her and just say "look can you back off a bit please?"...ALSO! She bloody said that 'he isn't even that good' not compared to her possible boyfriend anyway so wtfff is she doing this to me?
People do this all the time to me re. friends and males etc
This is a bit of a bugger Maz.
I don't know either of them... but one of them is lying!!! And its kinda an important lie... cos either SSMSF is such a nasty piece of work that she really shouldn't be classed as a friend. Or blokey is a bit of player!
And I don't know which!
I am inclined to believe blokey though... purely because SSMSF's track record goes against her!
In that case, I'm afraid you may need to have a couple of swigs of Dutch Courage, and get the cringey status convo brought forward so she is in NO doubt as to the state of play!
(I still want to KEEEEL her!)
Well, I'm inclined to believe blokey as well, because he really did seem shocked when I told him, and he was complaining to me loads about the whole thing. And he told me he'd lost a lot of respect for her when he found out she'd been having some 'text fun' with this absolute slag of a man we know.
And I'm at a party with her on Saturday so I think then might be the night to say something to her!
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Awwwww Maz
Awwwwh
I'm inclined to agree with you tbh.
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
OH! And a few days ago she said that she knew I liked him and that she wouldn't want to hurt me again so she'd try and back off etc. so...obviously she didn't mean that.
I hate people sometimes
TRY! TRY!
WTF does TRY mean???quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
ABFitW (Absolute Best Friend in the WOrld) is a different person from SSMSF isn't it?
Oh yes! She's the most perceptive person I know. She doesn't even need to see me for days and when she meets up with me she tells me exactly what I'm thinking and who I like etc. I loove her to bits.
Her boyfriend and her were there when Tom walked to her house for our picnic and he was like "It's pretty obvious you liked him. Persue that one btw, he's a really nice guy" so that's cool
Maz...just go with the flow safe in the knowledge that us Newmarkers will always be available for a good old bitchslapping if needed...
I was actually thinking the other day "If this all goes tits up I do know exactly where to go" meaning here
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
ABFitW (Absolute Best Friend in the WOrld) is a different person from SSMSF isn't it?
Oh yes! She's the most perceptive person I know. She doesn't even need to see me for days and when she meets up with me she tells me exactly what I'm thinking and who I like etc. I loove her to bits.
Her boyfriend and her were there when Tom walked to her house for our picnic and he was like "It's pretty obvious you liked him. Persue that one btw, he's a really nice guy" so that's cool
Oh thank god!!! Right well ABFitW and her bloke are your strongest allies in this. Let them help fight this covert war!
(did ABFitW's bf & blokey get on well?)
Yeah! This gig he's doing on Saturday SSMSF wants to go to it and ABFitW said she'd go and keep SSMSF talking to her the entire night so that Blokey couldn't speak to her and could only speak to me.
And yeahh, they live in the same town. They don't see each other loads though.
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Awwwww Maz
Awwwwh
I'm inclined to agree with you tbh.
Not your fault hun
. Take your anger out on Bea at 10 .quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
OH! And a few days ago she said that she knew I liked him and that she wouldn't want to hurt me again so she'd try and back off etc. so...obviously she didn't mean that.
I hate people sometimes
TRY! TRY!
I knowww!
And she's not making a very good effort of it!
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
ABFitW (Absolute Best Friend in the WOrld) is a different person from SSMSF isn't it?
Oh yes! She's the most perceptive person I know. She doesn't even need to see me for days and when she meets up with me she tells me exactly what I'm thinking and who I like etc. I loove her to bits.
Her boyfriend and her were there when Tom walked to her house for our picnic and he was like "It's pretty obvious you liked him. Persue that one btw, he's a really nice guy" so that's cool
Maz...just go with the flow safe in the knowledge that us Newmarkers will always be available for a good old bitchslapping if needed...
I was actually thinking the other day "If this all goes tits up I do know exactly where to go" meaning here
Yeah and I'm 7 months pregnant but I'm willing to have a go
One thing I do predict with certainty... SSMSF will not be on your xmas card list in 5 years time... in fact I would be surprised if you are still calling her a friend in 6 months!
Real friends do NOT behave like this!
She is an insecure manwhore!
Real friends do NOT behave like this!
She is an insecure manwhore!
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Awwwww Maz
Awwwwh
I'm inclined to agree with you tbh.
Not your fault hun
I might just do that! I'm sure she'll get my blood boiling!
quote:Originally posted by scatterby:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
ABFitW (Absolute Best Friend in the WOrld) is a different person from SSMSF isn't it?
Oh yes! She's the most perceptive person I know. She doesn't even need to see me for days and when she meets up with me she tells me exactly what I'm thinking and who I like etc. I loove her to bits.
Her boyfriend and her were there when Tom walked to her house for our picnic and he was like "It's pretty obvious you liked him. Persue that one btw, he's a really nice guy" so that's cool
Maz...just go with the flow safe in the knowledge that us Newmarkers will always be available for a good old bitchslapping if needed...
I was actually thinking the other day "If this all goes tits up I do know exactly where to go" meaning here
Yeah and I'm 7 months pregnant but I'm willing to have a go
I'll tell her if she tries anything then she's got an entire angry mob of shipmates to answer to
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Yeah! This gig he's doing on Saturday SSMSF wants to go to it and ABFitW said she'd go and keep SSMSF talking to her the entire night so that Blokey couldn't speak to her and could only speak to me.
And yeahh, they live in the same town. They don't see each other loads though.
Good! I like ABFitW!
You need her to come to the gig! She is your wingman!quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Awwwww Maz
Awwwwh
I'm inclined to agree with you tbh.
Not your fault hun
I might just do that! I'm sure she'll get my blood boiling!
Oh she will alright
.What does SSMSF mean?
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On the bright side.... if she makes an all out play for blokey it'll sort out his trustworthiness.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
One thing I do predict with certainty... SSMSF will not be on your xmas card list in 5 years time... in fact I would be surprised if you are still calling her a friend in 6 months!
Real friends do NOT behave like this!
She is an insecure manwhore!
No I know! I'd never even DREAM of doing this to her! I remember with this whole thing that happened last year she told me she was starting to like him but was going to try and back off because it wasn't fair on me...and I also said to her that it wasn't fair if she tried anything and she was like "Well if he likes me then it's not my fault."
She's actually said she can't just be friends with a bloke because the possiblility of a relationship gets in the way. OH and might I add, that she's never actually done anything with anyone (apart from her dirty texting) so she lives off of the idea that everything is like the films and the books and won't take things slowly she just is totally ott and suggestive. She said to Blokey about going to the gig and he said that if she couldn't find a place to stay she could have his spare room and she actually said "Oh I don't know if I could do that because I'd have to kiss you and I'd need to get rid of my other bloke first."
Darlo
Sleezy Slutty Man Stealing Friend!
Somehow in the space of 10 mins its become this birds forum name!
Sleezy Slutty Man Stealing Friend!
Somehow in the space of 10 mins its become this birds forum name!
OMG 
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.quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Yeah! This gig he's doing on Saturday SSMSF wants to go to it and ABFitW said she'd go and keep SSMSF talking to her the entire night so that Blokey couldn't speak to her and could only speak to me.
And yeahh, they live in the same town. They don't see each other loads though.
Good! I like ABFitW!
She really is! HOPEFULLY she'll be here 'cause she's in Scotland until Saturday with her family.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Darlo
Sleezy Slutty Man Stealing Friend!
Somehow in the space of 10 mins its become this birds forum name!
Thanks, oh I get it now
.quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
On the bright side.... if she makes an all out play for blokey it'll sort out his trustworthiness.
This is very true actually!
Another thing btw, the other day he was really down and started confiding in me about his ex gf and how she had a new man and how it was really upsetting him and I can't tell if that's being more us in the friend area or the possible bf/gf area?
My brother also put a caption on this picture that was 'Mary texting her bf' as a joke and he seemed really..idk weird about it and was like "oh. I didn't know you had a bf" so...that's just another thing there.
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
One thing I do predict with certainty... SSMSF will not be on your xmas card list in 5 years time... in fact I would be surprised if you are still calling her a friend in 6 months!
Real friends do NOT behave like this!
She is an insecure manwhore!
No I know! I'd never even DREAM of doing this to her! I remember with this whole thing that happened last year she told me she was starting to like him but was going to try and back off because it wasn't fair on me...and I also said to her that it wasn't fair if she tried anything and she was like "Well if he likes me then it's not my fault."
She's actually said she can't just be friends with a bloke because the possiblility of a relationship gets in the way. OH and might I add, that she's never actually done anything with anyone (apart from her dirty texting) so she lives off of the idea that everything is like the films and the books and won't take things slowly she just is totally ott and suggestive. She said to Blokey about going to the gig and he said that if she couldn't find a place to stay she could have his spare room and she actually said "Oh I don't know if I could do that because I'd have to kiss you and I'd need to get rid of my other bloke first."
Grrrrrr
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
She's actually said she can't just be friends with a bloke because the possiblility of a relationship gets in the way. OH and might I add, that she's never actually done anything with anyone (apart from her dirty texting) so she lives off of the idea that everything is like the films and the books and won't take things slowly she just is totally ott and suggestive. She said to Blokey about going to the gig and he said that if she couldn't find a place to stay she could have his spare room and she actually said "Oh I don't know if I could do that because I'd have to kiss you and I'd need to get rid of my other bloke first."
You have got nothing to worry about Maz! I hadn't realised she was a complete idiot!!!!!
I am tempted to say let her talk to him lots.... most of the boys I used to know would have run a mile from a div like that!