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My mother in law was a model in her day... proper full on London bill board job!!!

(not that its that obvious now)

Also.... she wears fur! Proper fur!

Full length mink coat... or this scarf thing... that was once a fox... it has a head and a tail... but its middle is flat!

I find it very very hard to be civil under these circumstances. Especially when she then pleads poverty (not that I would want her to sell her murder coats.... given half the chance I am going to burn the obscenities!)
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
Bloody hell Ditty..... your family is well glamorous. Disappointed

Models.......

Weddings in Poland.

Ok...scrap that.


Hubbies family Ducky... Hubbies family.

They are very shiny on the outside.... but so completely car crash when you scratch the surface!

His Dad and his brothers are fab though! I love his Dad... naughty little chinese bloke! Fingers in lots of pies... always always got some sort of penis extension flash car, and just so totally lovely.

His brothers are cool too.... they adore my kids, and would do anything for any of us.

Tis just the mad mother (who usually resides in Texas... and therefore is usually ok. And now the new addition... the Polish banshee!!!)
Dirtyprettygirlthing
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
quote:
Originally posted by Duckypup:
Bloody hell Ditty..... your family is well glamorous. Disappointed

Models.......

Weddings in Poland.

Ok...scrap that.


Hubbies family Ducky... Hubbies family.

They are very shiny on the outside.... but so completely car crash when you scratch the surface!

His Dad and his brothers are fab though! I love his Dad... naughty little chinese bloke! Fingers in lots of pies... always always got some sort of penis extension flash car, and just so totally lovely.

His brothers are cool too.... they adore my kids, and would do anything for any of us.

Tis just the mad mother (who usually resides in Texas... and therefore is usually ok. And now the new addition... the Polish banshee!!!)



Aww.. they sound lovely, and fun. Even the banshee Laugh Rich tapestry and all that. Big Grin
Ducky
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Big Grin

Am off to brush my teeth so I can pack my toothbrush (and am hoping it will stop me feeling so sick!)

I am truly shitting it atm! Dunno why I feel this bad about it!

Scary omen feelings!! (last time I felt like this was when Pondlife (my ex) went off to Amsterdam.... where he got hit by a truck doing 60mph outside the Banana Club!)


Ditty Eeker

Bloody hell.... I'm going to worry about yout ill you get back now. Hug You'd better get your butt in here as soon as your plane lands. Mad
Ducky
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Big Grin

Am off to brush my teeth so I can pack my toothbrush (and am hoping it will stop me feeling so sick!)

I am truly shitting it atm! Dunno why I feel this bad about it!

Scary omen feelings!! (last time I felt like this was when Pondlife (my ex) went off to Amsterdam.... where he got hit by a truck doing 60mph outside the Banana Club!)


Ditty Eeker

Bloody hell.... I'm going to worry about yout ill you get back now. Hug You'd better get your butt in here as soon as your plane lands. Mad


It didn't kill him Ducky!

And.. I am probably being stupid! Is probably just the stress of getting ready for it... and the fact that I only got an hour an half sleep last night cos of hubbys snoring!

Sleep deprivation is making me a bit space cadet!
Dirtyprettygirlthing
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Big Grin

Am off to brush my teeth so I can pack my toothbrush (and am hoping it will stop me feeling so sick!)

I am truly shitting it atm! Dunno why I feel this bad about it!

Scary omen feelings!! (last time I felt like this was when Pondlife (my ex) went off to Amsterdam.... where he got hit by a truck doing 60mph outside the Banana Club!)


How long are you gone for?! We can't be worried for too longg! Frowner

And I agree with Ducky, the MINUTE you get back please, even before you have something to eat or go to the loo. Shake Head

Hug
mary_bee
I will be back Sunday lunchtime.

If I can get online before then (cyber cafe style) I will.

I will tell them I had the eeby geebies and you are all worried about me (escape strategy forming!) Big Grin

Ooooh, even better.

No news will be good news. If anything happens, I'll get Mo to come online and tell you.... she's staying at my mums for the weekend! We will be texting!
Big Grin
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I will be back Sunday lunchtime.

If I can get online before then (cyber cafe style) I will.

I will tell them I had the eeby geebies and you are all worried about me (escape strategy forming!) Big Grin

Ooooh, even better.

No news will be good news. If anything happens, I'll get Mo to come online and tell you.... she's staying at my mums for the weekend! We will be texting!
Big Grin


Phew, ok.

As long as we've got a plan formed then it's ok.
mary_bee
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Aw... I loves you all....

hey, it can't be half as bad as I think it can, really can it?

I am gonna be double careful though.... already have a roasted thumb!

Ducky... Mo made my parents watch Twilight tonight.... apparently they weren't overly impressed ... Laugh



Laugh


I don't think I would have been if I wasn't already head over heels in love with Eddie. Ninja


You're going to have a great time Ditty, don't worry Hug

What can go wrong on the Hitler's Highway 'eh? Big Grin
Ducky
quote:
Originally posted by Duckypup:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Aw... I loves you all....

hey, it can't be half as bad as I think it can, really can it?

I am gonna be double careful though.... already have a roasted thumb!

Ducky... Mo made my parents watch Twilight tonight.... apparently they weren't overly impressed ... Laugh



Laugh


I don't think I would have been if I wasn't already head over heels in love with Eddie. Ninja


You're going to have a great time Ditty, don't worry Hug

What can go wrong on the Hitler's Highway 'eh? Big Grin


PMSL!! Thats probably the safest place to be. Don't think my ex thought that much could go wrong at the Banana Club! Laugh
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
Guys...does a picnic count as a date? Ninja


HELL YES!


*sits back down*

Spill....


A man I've been speaking to every single day for a month via FB, I've met him a few times and he was all very huggy even with a bit of neck nuzzling, and he was complaining about having no money to do anything, so I suggested he go on a picnic and now we're sort of arranging a day to go Nod
mary_bee
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Picnic is very good (maternal edge kicking in.... picnics in public places acceptable)

Not sure about the nuzzling though.... where was he nuzzling? Big Grin


Oh just face to neck. No other nuzzles.

I hope he doesn't invite any others Ninja

He's forcing me to go to a pub to watch him in his band on Saturday night as well. I hate going into local pubs Disappointed
mary_bee
quote:
Originally posted by mary_bee:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
quote:
Originally posted by mary_bee:
Guys...does a picnic count as a date? Ninja


HELL YES!


*sits back down*

Spill....


A man I've been speaking to every single day for a month via FB, I've met him a few times and he was all very huggy even with a bit of neck nuzzling, and he was complaining about having no money to do anything, so I suggested he go on a picnic and now we're sort of arranging a day to go Nod



Oooooh...... is this the one who is ALLLLL over your FB wall at the mo?


*goes to have a another peek*
Ducky
quote:
Originally posted by Duckypup:
quote:
Originally posted by mary_bee:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
quote:
Originally posted by mary_bee:
Guys...does a picnic count as a date? Ninja


HELL YES!


*sits back down*

Spill....


A man I've been speaking to every single day for a month via FB, I've met him a few times and he was all very huggy even with a bit of neck nuzzling, and he was complaining about having no money to do anything, so I suggested he go on a picnic and now we're sort of arranging a day to go Nod



Oooooh...... is this the one who is ALLLLL over your FB wall at the mo?


*goes to have a another peek*


Hahah, yes it is!

Go and see, tell me any clues, I'm rubbish with knowing if anyone's interested.
mary_bee

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