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Originally posted by Rekaf:
whats been happening then, i'll take the edited version......

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

quote:

Originally posted by Rekaf:
whats been happening then, i'll take the edited version......

Well, Ducky fell overboard a few days ago when she was trying to rescue something shiny from the water, we just left her to it.

Charli's been lusting after Blackadder so she's changed her cabin into a renaissance chamber.

Ros started a money laundering project in the lower decks with Tayto.

Barney and Scatts have been visiting the shores every day to draw pictures of passing strangers to sell for a decent profit so we can keep the ship afloat.

Lord knows who MrsB's got in her cabin these days, I don't like to ask.

Ditty's got her own shop selling rock and ice cream thinking we're at the seaside as well.

And me? I found fame in The Sun and then moved on to greater things, I'm scheduled for The Apprentice next series. I'm hotly tipped to win as well

How about you?

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

quote:

Originally posted by Rekaf:
whats been happening then, i'll take the edited version......

Well, Ducky fell overboard a few days ago when she was trying to rescue something shiny from the water, we just left her to it.

Charli's been lusting after Blackadder so she's changed her cabin into a renaissance chamber.

Ros started a money laundering project in the lower decks with Tayto.

Barney and Scatts have been visiting the shores every day to draw pictures of passing strangers to sell for a decent profit so we can keep the ship afloat.

Lord knows who MrsB's got in her cabin these days, I don't like to ask.

Ditty's got her own shop selling rock and ice cream thinking we're at the seaside as well.

And me? I found fame in The Sun and then moved on to greater things, I'm scheduled for The Apprentice next series. I'm hotly tipped to win as well

How about you?

i went to katmandu to live in a cave with a yak called gerald but he was only after my continental quilt and the cross dressing eskimo who went with me, so i left, returned to paris with a venezualan juggler called stan and made hot cross buns in a motorway service station....sme ole same ole.....

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

quote:

Originally posted by Rekaf:
whats been happening then, i'll take the edited version......

Well, Ducky fell overboard a few days ago when she was trying to rescue something shiny from the water, we just left her to it.

Charli's been lusting after Blackadder so she's changed her cabin into a renaissance chamber.

Ros started a money laundering project in the lower decks with Tayto.

Barney and Scatts have been visiting the shores every day to draw pictures of passing strangers to sell for a decent profit so we can keep the ship afloat.

Lord knows who MrsB's got in her cabin these days, I don't like to ask.

Ditty's got her own shop selling rock and ice cream thinking we're at the seaside as well.

And me? I found fame in The Sun and then moved on to greater things, I'm scheduled for The Apprentice next series. I'm hotly tipped to win as well

How about you?

i went to katmandu to live in a cave with a yak called gerald but he was only after my continental quilt and the cross dressing eskimo who went with me, so i left, returned to paris with a venezualan juggler called stan and made hot cross buns in a motorway service station....sme ole same ole.....

That sounds good rekaf. Where did you leave the eskimo? Poor bloke

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi Charli Blackadder would make an excellent housemate Hi mary Have you got over the shaven head yet? Hi Rekaf - where do you think you've been?

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi Charli Blackadder would make an excellent housemate Hi mary Have you got over the shaven head yet? Hi Rekaf - where do you think you've been?

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi Charli Blackadder would make an excellent housemate Hi mary Have you got over the shaven head yet? Hi Rekaf - where do you think you've been?

where do i THINK ive been......do you know something i dont...........will i get the padded cell.....(thats a soft american mobile phone by the way)

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

quote:

Originally posted by Rekaf:
whats been happening then, i'll take the edited version......

Well, Ducky fell overboard a few days ago when she was trying to rescue something shiny from the water, we just left her to it.

Charli's been lusting after Blackadder so she's changed her cabin into a renaissance chamber.

Ros started a money laundering project in the lower decks with Tayto.

Barney and Scatts have been visiting the shores every day to draw pictures of passing strangers to sell for a decent profit so we can keep the ship afloat.

Lord knows who MrsB's got in her cabin these days, I don't like to ask.

Ditty's got her own shop selling rock and ice cream thinking we're at the seaside as well.

And me? I found fame in The Sun and then moved on to greater things, I'm scheduled for The Apprentice next series. I'm hotly tipped to win as well

How about you?

i went to katmandu to live in a cave with a yak called gerald but he was only after my continental quilt and the cross dressing eskimo who went with me, so i left, returned to paris with a venezualan juggler called stan and made hot cross buns in a motorway service station....sme ole same ole.....

That sounds good rekaf. Where did you leave the eskimo? Poor bloke

with the yak in the cave....i took the quilt..

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi Charli Blackadder would make an excellent housemate Hi mary Have you got over the shaven head yet? Hi Rekaf - where do you think you've been?

where do i THINK ive been......do you know something i dont...........will i get the padded cell.....(thats a soft american mobile phone by the way)

lol. I do know a few things as it happens

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

quote:

Originally posted by Rekaf:
whats been happening then, i'll take the edited version......

Well, Ducky fell overboard a few days ago when she was trying to rescue something shiny from the water, we just left her to it.

Charli's been lusting after Blackadder so she's changed her cabin into a renaissance chamber.

Ros started a money laundering project in the lower decks with Tayto.

Barney and Scatts have been visiting the shores every day to draw pictures of passing strangers to sell for a decent profit so we can keep the ship afloat.

Lord knows who MrsB's got in her cabin these days, I don't like to ask.

Ditty's got her own shop selling rock and ice cream thinking we're at the seaside as well.

And me? I found fame in The Sun and then moved on to greater things, I'm scheduled for The Apprentice next series. I'm hotly tipped to win as well

How about you?

i went to katmandu to live in a cave with a yak called gerald but he was only after my continental quilt and the cross dressing eskimo who went with me, so i left, returned to paris with a venezualan juggler called stan and made hot cross buns in a motorway service station....sme ole same ole.....

That sounds good rekaf. Where did you leave the eskimo? Poor bloke

with the yak in the cave....i took the quilt..

Well, quite right too! He'll be used to those cold weathers. I hope he didn't skin the yak for a quilt of his own...

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

quote:

Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi Charli Blackadder would make an excellent housemate Hi mary Have you got over the shaven head yet? Hi Rekaf - where do you think you've been?

where do i THINK ive been......do you know something i dont...........will i get the padded cell.....(thats a soft american mobile phone by the way)

lol. I do know a few things as it happens

so do i.....show me yours and i'll show you mine......

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

quote:

Originally posted by Rekaf:

quote:

Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi Charli Blackadder would make an excellent housemate Hi mary Have you got over the shaven head yet? Hi Rekaf - where do you think you've been?

where do i THINK ive been......do you know something i dont...........will i get the padded cell.....(thats a soft american mobile phone by the way)

lol. I do know a few things as it happens

so do i.....show me yours and i'll show you mine......

You first

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

quote:

Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi Charli Blackadder would make an excellent housemate Hi mary Have you got over the shaven head yet? Hi Rekaf - where do you think you've been?

where do i THINK ive been......do you know something i dont...........will i get the padded cell.....(thats a soft american mobile phone by the way)

lol. I do know a few things as it happens

so do i.....show me yours and i'll show you mine......

You first

give us a 'hand' then....

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

quote:

Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi Charli Blackadder would make an excellent housemate Hi mary Have you got over the shaven head yet? Hi Rekaf - where do you think you've been?

where do i THINK ive been......do you know something i dont...........will i get the padded cell.....(thats a soft american mobile phone by the way)

lol. I do know a few things as it happens

so do i.....show me yours and i'll show you mine......

You first

give us a 'hand' then....

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
*Sneaks in amongst the innuendo*

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
*Sneaks in amongst the innuendo*

THERE you are!

You're cutting it close, you've got 15 minutes to get spruced up.

....do you know about..the incident...btw?

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
*Sneaks in amongst the innuendo*

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

quote:

Originally posted by Duckypup:
*Sneaks in amongst the innuendo*

THERE you are!

You're cutting it close, you've got 15 minutes to get spruced up.

....do you know about..the incident...btw?

what incident..................

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi Charli Blackadder would make an excellent housemate Hi mary Have you got over the shaven head yet? Hi Rekaf - where do you think you've been?

Noooo I shall never get over itt, his beautiful hair!! First he tainted it with dyes, but now this?!

Hi btw

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Originally posted by Baz:
Evening Troopers Love the suggestion to put Rex & Darnell back in the house..... they would wipe the floor with them

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
*Sneaks in amongst the innuendo*

THERE you are!

You're cutting it close, you've got 15 minutes to get spruced up.

....do you know about..the incident...btw?

what incident..................

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Originally posted by lainy m:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
*Sneaks in amongst the innuendo*

THERE you are!

You're cutting it close, you've got 15 minutes to get spruced up.

....do you know about..the incident...btw?

what incident..................

...blatant inquisitivity done with no shame........deleted.

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Originally posted by Baz:
hi rekaf.... hi mary Well done by the way....rupert murdoch better watch out

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by Baz:
hi rekaf.... hi mary Well done by the way....rupert murdoch better watch out

Ahah, yeah, I'm after him!

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by Baz:
hi rekaf.... hi mary Well done by the way....rupert murdoch better watch out

Ahah, yeah, I'm after him!

Oops yes mary, I meant to congratulate you too

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
Gawd ... you lot can talk. I pop back out for 5 minutes and now I don't know where am I...... give me a sec....

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

quote:

Originally posted by Duckypup:
*Sneaks in amongst the innuendo*

THERE you are!

You're cutting it close, you've got 15 minutes to get spruced up.

....do you know about..the incident...btw?

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by lainy m:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
*Sneaks in amongst the innuendo*

THERE you are!

You're cutting it close, you've got 15 minutes to get spruced up.

....do you know about..the incident...btw?

what incident..................

...blatant inquisitivity done with no shame........deleted.

why lainy, you care............

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

quote:

Originally posted by mary_bee:

quote:

Originally posted by Duckypup:
*Sneaks in amongst the innuendo*

THERE you are!

You're cutting it close, you've got 15 minutes to get spruced up.

....do you know about..the incident...btw?

What? What? Where?

Oh god... pleeeease don't tell me it's on at nine? I have my whole evening planned around BB at 10.

By that I mean I wanted to have a shower first so I could staighten my hair and do me nails while watching it.