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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by MrsB:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by MrsB:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
*Wonders what a dicky ducky is*

Google 'duck with a dick' with safe search off....

Has it got any specific use?

Ask Ducky....

I probably shouldn't hav asked that actually

It's no worse than using a dating site. Us ducks find it hard to get a date...... all the best ducks fancy the swans.

Well..if you were the man duck with the 42cm willy, you'd want a date with a long-necked bird too...

6/13/0911:39 AM

mary_beeMember

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by MrsB:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
*peeks out of cabin to see if anyone is worried about her*

some people are just soooooo needy...

Oh my god ...... I'm Sree.

Can I ask you a question, I tell you honestly...I swear on my mother, my father, my hamster, Jesus, Ghandi, Asda, Primark that I am telling the truth, do you want me here? Am I annoying? I don't like what you wear but don't worry about what I say. Let me touch all the girls.

6/13/0911:40 AM

MrsBMember

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by MrsB:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
*peeks out of cabin to see if anyone is worried about her*

some people are just soooooo needy...

Oh my god ...... I'm Sree.

Yes you are.

6/13/0911:40 AM

DuckyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi ducky, Mrs B, mary and Charli

Have you had a good day Scatts?

Put your feet up...... we're sunning ourselves on deck.

6/13/0911:40 AM

mary_beeMember

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Originally posted by MrsB:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by MrsB:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by MrsB:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
*Wonders what a dicky ducky is*

Google 'duck with a dick' with safe search off....

Has it got any specific use?

Ask Ducky....

I probably shouldn't hav asked that actually

It's no worse than using a dating site. Us ducks find it hard to get a date...... all the best ducks fancy the swans.

Well..if you were the man duck with the 42cm willy, you'd want a date with a long-necked bird too...

6/13/0911:41 AM

mary_beeMember

quote:
Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi ducky, Mrs B, mary and Charli

Ooh hello Scatts

6/13/0911:41 AM

DuckyMember 10 years

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Originally posted by MrsB:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by MrsB:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by MrsB:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
*Wonders what a dicky ducky is*

Google 'duck with a dick' with safe search off....

Has it got any specific use?

Ask Ducky....

I probably shouldn't hav asked that actually

It's no worse than using a dating site. Us ducks find it hard to get a date...... all the best ducks fancy the swans.

Well..if you were the man duck with the 42cm willy, you'd want a date with a long-necked bird too...

6/13/0911:43 AM

MrsBMember

Going for a food and bath break now...back later

6/13/0911:53 AM

mary_beeMember

Oh my god, I absolutely love Jerry Springer, it's so funny

6/13/0911:54 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

See you later Mrs B

6/13/0911:54 AM

charlisockMember

Seeya in a bit Mrs B

6/13/0911:55 AM

mary_beeMember

quote:
Originally posted by MrsB:
Going for a food and bath break now...back later

See you later

6/13/0911:57 AM

DuckyMember 10 years

See you later MrsB.

Whats time BB on tonight anyone?

6/13/0912:54 PM

mary_beeMember

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
See you later MrsB.

Whats time BB on tonight anyone?

6 minutes to go Ducks

6/13/0912:55 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

6/13/0912:57 PM

mary_beeMember

Evening Rosly

6/13/0912:58 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

Hi Rossy

Thanks Maz.

6/13/0912:59 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Hi Ducky

Hi mary

Are you goingin the highlights thread -BB on now

6/13/091:02 PM

mary_beeMember

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Originally posted by rosgirl:
Hi Ducky
Hi mary
Are you goingin the highlights thread -BB on now

I am indeed, come come!

6/13/091:03 PM

charlisockMember

Hi Ros

6/13/091:04 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

hi charli - sorry only just popped back

6/13/091:50 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

I actually watched that BB. I mean properly watched and listened to it. First time in a couple of years thanks to the forum.

I have discovered I can't watch and type at the same time.

6/13/092:13 PM

charlisockMember

Stuff the balance in life

6/13/092:22 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

Evening Troopers

How are we all this lovely saturday?

6/13/092:24 PM

mary_beeMember

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
I actually watched that BB. I mean properly watched and listened to it. First time in a couple of years thanks to the forum.

I have discovered I can't watch and type at the same time.

Did you enjoy? Are you feeling it again yet? Have you noticed the post counts? Isn't Lisa a heathen?

6/13/092:25 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

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Originally posted by Baz:
Evening Troopers How are we all this lovely saturday?

Hiya Baz.

It's been a lovely day hasn't it?

6/13/092:28 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

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Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
I actually watched that BB. I mean properly watched and listened to it. First time in a couple of years thanks to the forum.

I have discovered I can't watch and type at the same time.

Did you enjoy? Are you feeling it again yet? Have you noticed the post counts? Isn't Lisa a heathen?

Yes

, yes

and yes.

6/13/092:29 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by Baz:
Evening Troopers How are we all this lovely saturday?

Hiya Baz. It's been a lovely day hasn't it?

yep.... been in garden all day

How are you?

6/13/092:29 PM

charlisockMember

Hi Baz

6/13/092:30 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

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Originally posted by Baz:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by Baz:
Evening Troopers How are we all this lovely saturday?

Hiya Baz. It's been a lovely day hasn't it?

yep.... been in garden all day How are you?

Awww sounds lovely. I'm good thanks.

But I've recently starting suffering from hayfever

so stayed mostly in doors today. We went for a drive and even that set me off.

On the positive side.... my son cut the grass for me out of sympathy.

6/13/092:32 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Charli:
Stuff the balance in life

What Charli?

6/13/092:32 PM

mary_beeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
I actually watched that BB. I mean properly watched and listened to it. First time in a couple of years thanks to the forum.

I have discovered I can't watch and type at the same time.

Did you enjoy? Are you feeling it again yet? Have you noticed the post counts? Isn't Lisa a heathen?

Yes , yes , yes and yes.

Nice answer

6/13/092:33 PM

mary_beeMember

Hey Baztron

6/13/092:33 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by Baz:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Baz:
Evening Troopers How are we all this lovely saturday?

Hiya Baz. It's been a lovely day hasn't it?

yep.... been in garden all day How are you?

Awww sounds lovely. I'm good thanks.

But I've recently starting suffering from hayfever

so stayed mostly in doors today. We went for a drive and even that set me off.

On the positive side.... my son cut the grass for me out of sympathy.

[/QUOTE

Awwww that's a shame

But the grass cutting is a plus

*decides to sniffle and sneeze miserably next time grass needs mowing*

6/13/092:34 PM

mary_beeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Charli:
Stuff the balance in life

...Charli?

6/13/092:34 PM

charlisockMember

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by Charli:
Stuff the balance in life

What Charli?

Nuffin

6/13/092:35 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

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Originally posted by Baz:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by Baz:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by Baz:
Evening Troopers How are we all this lovely saturday?

Hiya Baz. It's been a lovely day hasn't it?

yep.... been in garden all day How are you?

Awww sounds lovely. I'm good thanks. But I've recently starting suffering from hayfever so stayed mostly in doors today. We went for a drive and even that set me off.

On the positive side.... my son cut the grass for me out of sympathy.

Awwww that's a shame But the grass cutting is a plus *decides to sniffle and sneeze miserably next time grass needs mowing*

That's the way to do it Baz.

6/13/092:35 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

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Originally posted by Charli:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by Charli:
Stuff the balance in life

What Charli?

Nuffin

Has someone been saying you need to spend less time here?

Let me at 'em.

6/13/092:36 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

6/13/092:36 PM

charlisockMember

Hi Darlo

6/13/092:40 PM

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