quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:
MrsB.. and Ros....
but I lubbs Mrs B 
but I lubbs Mrs B 
quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:
MrsB.. and Ros....
I think she meant me and Ducky...she's all confuddled tonight!!!!
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
Ducky...glue me back together or I'll post those pics you wanted kept secret...here's a clue...
Oooeer!!
LMAO!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:
MrsB.. and Ros....
I think she meant me and Ducky...she's all confuddled tonight!!!!
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
Ducky...glue me back together or I'll post those pics you wanted kept secret...here's a clue...
*grabs a pritt stick*
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:
MrsB.. and Ros....
I think she meant me and Ducky...she's all confuddled tonight!!!!
Sorry Ros... I think I've lost it tonight.
Hi Van.
What have you lot done to MrsB?
What have you lot done to MrsB?
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
Ducky...glue me back together or I'll post those pics you wanted kept secret...here's a clue...
*grabs a pritt stick*
*puts pics back in envelope...not realising that one has fluttered to the floor*
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Hi Van.
What have you lot done to MrsB?
Hiya Tayto..
I haven't touched MrsB...
*I shall fix that later ;-) ****
I just found out I can put myself on ignore.
Oh Van
quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Hi Van.
What have you lot done to MrsB?
Hiya Tayto..
I haven't touched MrsB...
*I shall fix that later ;-) ****
quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:
I just found out I can put myself on ignore.
*stores this info...it may come in handy if I ever need to defend my sig to gaga*
Mrs B you may ignore yourself but Gaga may ignore you as and when he/she/it sees fit 
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
I think I'm in love. 
OMG BB is on till 11.40.
snaffly van
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I think I'm in love.
They do a blue version too.....
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I think I'm in love.
They do a blue version too.....
You mean that was the clean version?
quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Hi Van.
What have you lot done to MrsB?
Hiya Tayto..
I haven't touched MrsB...
*I shall fix that later ;-) ****
*looks deep into Van's eyes and sings whilst swaying seductively...*
You asked me if I loved you
and I choked on my reply
I rather hurt you honestly
than miss lead you with a lie
and who am I to judge you
on what you say or do
I'm only just beginning
to see the real you
and sometimes when we touch
the honesty to much
and I have to close my eyes and hide
I want to hold you 'til I die
'til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you 'til
the fear in me subsides
romancing all his strategie
leaves me battling with my pride
but through the insecurity
some tenderness survives
I'm just another writer
still trapped within my truths
a hesatant prized fighter
still trapped within my youth
and sometimes when we touch
the honesty to much
and I have to close my eyes and hide
I want to hold you 'til I die
'til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you 'til
the fear in me subsides......
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I think I'm in love.
They do a blue version too.....
You mean that was the clean version?
nooooo a blue dicky ducky....quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I think I'm in love.
They do a blue version too.....
You mean that was the clean version?
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Hi Van.
What have you lot done to MrsB?
Hiya Tayto..
I haven't touched MrsB...
*I shall fix that later ;-) ****
*looks deep into Van's eyes and sings whilst swaying seductively...*
You asked me if I loved you
and I choked on my reply
I rather hurt you honestly
than miss lead you with a lie
and who am I to judge you
on what you say or do
I'm only just beginning
to see the real you
and sometimes when we touch
the honesty to much
and I have to close my eyes and hide
I want to hold you 'til I die
'til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you 'til
the fear in me subsides
romancing all his strategie
leaves me battling with my pride
but through the insecurity
some tenderness survives
I'm just another writer
still trapped within my truths
a hesatant prized fighter
still trapped within my youth
and sometimes when we touch
the honesty to much
and I have to close my eyes and hide
I want to hold you 'til I die
'til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you 'til
the fear in me subsides......
Awwww....
quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Hi Van.
What have you lot done to MrsB?
Hiya Tayto..
I haven't touched MrsB...
*I shall fix that later ;-) ****
*looks deep into Van's eyes and sings whilst swaying seductively...*
You asked me if I loved you
and I choked on my reply
I rather hurt you honestly
than miss lead you with a lie
and who am I to judge you
on what you say or do
I'm only just beginning
to see the real you
and sometimes when we touch
the honesty to much
and I have to close my eyes and hide
I want to hold you 'til I die
'til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you 'til
the fear in me subsides
romancing all his strategie
leaves me battling with my pride
but through the insecurity
some tenderness survives
I'm just another writer
still trapped within my truths
a hesatant prized fighter
still trapped within my youth
and sometimes when we touch
the honesty to much
and I have to close my eyes and hide
I want to hold you 'til I die
'til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you 'til
the fear in me subsides......
Awwww....
Walkover.
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I think I'm in love.
They do a blue version too.....
You mean that was the clean version?
*crosses fingers and prays that no-one is offended*
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Vanaheim:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Hi Van.
What have you lot done to MrsB?
Hiya Tayto..
I haven't touched MrsB...
*I shall fix that later ;-) ****
*looks deep into Van's eyes and sings whilst swaying seductively...*
You asked me if I loved you
and I choked on my reply
I rather hurt you honestly
than miss lead you with a lie
and who am I to judge you
on what you say or do
I'm only just beginning
to see the real you
and sometimes when we touch
the honesty to much
and I have to close my eyes and hide
I want to hold you 'til I die
'til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you 'til
the fear in me subsides
romancing all his strategie
leaves me battling with my pride
but through the insecurity
some tenderness survives
I'm just another writer
still trapped within my truths
a hesatant prized fighter
still trapped within my youth
and sometimes when we touch
the honesty to much
and I have to close my eyes and hide
I want to hold you 'til I die
'til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you 'til
the fear in me subsides......
Awwww....
Walkover.
Vile jellus bulleh
How big are these ducks?
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I think I'm in love.
They do a blue version too.....
You mean that was the clean version?
*crosses fingers and prays that no-one is offended*
Oh good, my Christmas shopping for this year sorted
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
How big are these ducks?
No idea...but google 'duck with a dick' with the safe search off and you'll soon find out...
quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I think I'm in love.
They do a blue version too.....
You mean that was the clean version?
*crosses fingers and prays that no-one is offended*
Oh good, my Christmas shopping for this year sorted
Can someone PLEASE remind me of these before December 25th.
*goes back to watching S Club in Hollywood*
quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I think I'm in love.
They do a blue version too.....
You mean that was the clean version?
*crosses fingers and prays that no-one is offended*
Oh good, my Christmas shopping for this year sorted
We should all buy one for Ducky and send them to her....via her headteacher...
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
How big are these ducks?
No idea...but google 'duck with a dick' with the safe search off and you'll soon find out...
PMSL @ the description.... "This lovely duck floats in the bath and looks great...but what lurks under the water..its secret weapon to make you smile. "
Trivia time....
Interesting fact about duck's dangly bits: The longest duck dick on record is a whopping 42.5 cm! The Argentine Lake Duck was found by the University of Alaska in 2001. The average length was thought to be around 20 cm, which is still pretty gutting to the average human male
Interesting fact about duck's dangly bits: The longest duck dick on record is a whopping 42.5 cm! The Argentine Lake Duck was found by the University of Alaska in 2001. The average length was thought to be around 20 cm, which is still pretty gutting to the average human male
I'm so glad I'm a duck. 
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I'm so glad I'm a duck.
I'm glad my mind refuses to leave the gutter
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I'm so glad I'm a duck.
I'm glad my mind refuses to leave the gutter
I'm glad of that too.
Quick pic of Freddie Flintoff...
