quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
DARLO!
COVER YOUR EARS..... RUSSELL AND MRSB ARE IN THE SAME THREAD!!!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR INNOCENCE!!
He better still have his innocence MrsB... or you and me are having words.
DARLO!
COVER YOUR EARS..... RUSSELL AND MRSB ARE IN THE SAME THREAD!!!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR INNOCENCE!!
He better still have his innocence MrsB... or you and me are having words.
quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:Originally posted by Tequila:quote:Originally posted by Baz:
Evening Captain and Sailors
Hiyaa Bazhow are you?
Hi Tequila....
Aww Im fine Baz I've been really busy trying to get the house ship shape before BB starts as no doubt all housework will be going out of the window if previous series are anything to go by lol
hi Russell -
A man * chases him round the deck before Ducky gets to him and locks him in a cabin before Mrs b gets herclaws hands on him
A man * chases him round the deck before Ducky gets to him and locks him in a cabin before Mrs b gets her
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:Happy Dayz! Im coming in 'ere more often!
You will do Russ... you will do....
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Whoaw
... just whoaw
That is all
quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:
hi Russell -
A man * chases him round the deck before Ducky gets to him and locks him in a cabin before Mrs b gets herclawshands on him
Waaaaaaay too late Ros.
quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:
hi Russell -
A man * chases him round the deck before Ducky gets to him and locks him in a cabin before Mrs b gets herclawshands on him
I am liking this thread already!
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Oooooooh....I wubbs him sooooooo much
Darlo
quote:Originally posted by Charli:
Tequila I have amazing image editing skills
So, who would you like to hop in bed with?
*snigger*
You do have amazing skills Charli.........and I shall have to think about your question.........there are soooooo many
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Are you trying to distract me from Russ????
CHARLI...SWEETIE-PIE...I DEMAND YOU PUT ME IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH GENE HUNT...ASAP...
thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:
snaffly Tequila
Ros
twas unexpected too
No Mrs B darling i'm not 
.
.quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
No Mrs B darling i'm not
quote:Originally posted by Tequila:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Tequila:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Tequila:
Flyyyy meeee toooo the moooon and let meee play among the starrrrrs......ooops I've just realised we're not a spaceship anymore
*Cough* Slouches back out
Nooooooooo don't slouch!
The decks need scrubbing and your turn is WELL over due.
Hellooooooo Tequila.
Duckyyyyyy erm.......I've got sore knees and you knoooow I don't do scrubbing.......can't I do summat more ladylike as befitting my erm.....stature......well I thought I might polish the brass knobs.....Ive brought my own Mr Sheen and Brasso
Typical..... always palming your jobs off on to some poor unsuspecting soul.
When Mr Sheen's finished, introduce him to MrsB.... she'll cheer him up.
Who's doing palming jobs??? Are there pirates aboard again? Point me at the poor unsuspecting (male) souls someone
Hand him over to Mauser Tequila .... it's only right and fair.
Waddyamean??? right and fair??? All's fair in love and warships......*tut* Don't make me part with Mr Sheen *sob*
S'ok Tequila, we can share if it comes to it... and Mr Sheen is yours always - I think I may have reverse OCD - he scares me a bit!!
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
CHARLI...SWEETIE-PIE...I DEMAND YOU PUT ME IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH GENE HUNT...ASAP...
thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*wonders if it's too much to ask Mrs B to sit tight again*
quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
You will do Russ... you will do....
And I've only just finished scrubbin the decks
quote:Originally posted by Charli:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
CHARLI...SWEETIE-PIE...I DEMAND YOU PUT ME IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH GENE HUNT...ASAP...
thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*wonders if it's too much to ask Mrs B to sit tight again*
I can sit...but the 'tight' might be a problem.....
Do you girlies want a Hollyoaks hunks picture?, me is a big Oaks fan and I can find you a good pic .
.quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:
hi Russell -
A man * chases him round the deck before Ducky gets to him and locks him in a cabin before Mrs b gets herclawshands on him
*seductive /flirting smiley*
quote:Originally posted by Tequila:quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
You will do Russ... you will do....
And I've only just finished scrubbin the decks
...oh NOW she volunteers.
quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Tequila:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Tequila:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Tequila:
Flyyyy meeee toooo the moooon and let meee play among the starrrrrs......ooops I've just realised we're not a spaceship anymore
*Cough* Slouches back out
Nooooooooo don't slouch!
The decks need scrubbing and your turn is WELL over due.
Hellooooooo Tequila.
Duckyyyyyy erm.......I've got sore knees and you knoooow I don't do scrubbing.......can't I do summat more ladylike as befitting my erm.....stature......well I thought I might polish the brass knobs.....Ive brought my own Mr Sheen and Brasso
Typical..... always palming your jobs off on to some poor unsuspecting soul.
When Mr Sheen's finished, introduce him to MrsB.... she'll cheer him up.
Who's doing palming jobs??? Are there pirates aboard again? Point me at the poor unsuspecting (male) souls someone
Hand him over to Mauser Tequila .... it's only right and fair.
Waddyamean??? right and fair??? All's fair in love and warships......*tut* Don't make me part with Mr Sheen *sob*
S'ok Tequila, we can share if it comes to it... and Mr Sheen is yours always - I think I may have reverse OCD - he scares me a bit!!
Thanks Mauser.......I know what you mean as I too have the same aversion but ....well.....it gives the right impression tho' doesnt it?
[QUOTE]Originally posted by darloboy07:
Do you girlies want a Hollyoaks hunks picture?, me is a big Oaks fan and I can find you a good pic.[/QUOTE
kids ( year 7) were on about it today -asked them - when it was on - told me 6.30pm - so going to look at it - told me it was a good tme to start watching as Matt had died
Do you girlies want a Hollyoaks hunks picture?, me is a big Oaks fan and I can find you a good pic
.[/QUOTEkids ( year 7) were on about it today -asked them - when it was on - told me 6.30pm - so going to look at it - told me it was a good tme to start watching as Matt had died
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Do you girlies want a Hollyoaks hunks picture?, me is a big Oaks fan and I can find you a good pic
As long as he is half nekkid and old enough to NOT be my son!!!!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by Tequila:quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
You will do Russ... you will do....
And I've only just finished scrubbin the decks
Methinks a slippery when wet sign should suffice Tequila - that way we're covered with the dreaded H&S and can still have fun
SNAFFLY MRS B 
quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:
hi Russell -
A man * chases him round the deck before Ducky gets to him and locks him in a cabin before Mrs b gets herclawshands on him
*seductive /flirting smiley*
*wallops Ros out of way and drags Russ off to cabin*
quote:Originally posted by Charli:
Fank you x
hi and snaffly mauser
You're welcome Mrs B
You like your men don't you?
You like your men don't you? quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by darloboy07:
Do you girlies want a Hollyoaks hunks picture?, me is a big Oaks fan and I can find you a good pic
kids ( year 7) were on about it today -asked them - when it was on - told me 6.30pm - so going to look at it - told me it was a good tme to start watching as Matt had died
Good kids, they know the Oaks rules
. It's Warren who died. Max died last year maybe they mean him lol.quote:Originally posted by Tequila:quote:Originally posted by Mauser:
S'ok Tequila, we can share if it comes to it... and Mr Sheen is yours always - I think I may have reverse OCD - he scares me a bit!!
Thanks Mauser.......I know what you mean as I too have the same aversion but ....well.....it gives the right impression tho' doesnt it?
It does indeed
The menfolk do like to see our 'polishing' skills after all
quote:Originally posted by Charli:
You're welcome Mrs B
Yup...otherwise I would be a lesbian...instead of a gay man in a woman's body...
Hollyoaks hunks for the ladies .
. quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Tequila:quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
You will do Russ... you will do....
And I've only just finished scrubbin the decks
Methinks a slippery when wet sign should suffice Tequila - that way we're covered with the dreaded H&S and can still have fun
Good thinkin Mauser............
SLIPPERY AND WET....MIND AS YA GO!!!!