Yes, sitting on the beach in the Dominican Republic on Christmas morning, sipping pina colada out of a hollowed out pineapple, not drunk drunk just tipsy drunk.

Have you ever done the sexy time in a very public place?

yes (me too with the drunk thing, on holiday, it was on my list of things to do )

Have you ever been in a parking incident where your door flew open and damaged another car and you just ....tootled off

yes!!
have you ever licked food to stop someone else eating it?

I woke up a dry bath in an old people's home. Apparently I was determined to find somewhere to sleep.

omg!!  hahahahaha!

you should get some sort of special award for that one!

It was near Richmond about 3am, I was 13 , slightly pissed and me and my mates couldn't be bothered to walk anymore and were knackered. The old people's home was my idea. So we erm, broke in and nicked 2 bathrooms for the night. It was actually quite comfortable cos the bath had bath pillows and a non slip mat in it!

oh... t'was a posh old peeps home then! 

Oh yes dahhhling it was private dontcha know *sticks nose in air*


Ok. Have you ever gone out with someone just to try and get a grab on some of their cash?

No....



Have you ever gone out with someone cos you felt too sorry for them to say no....

No!

Have you ever met somebody from the 'net' and had high hopes that fell through?

Yes  (he was NOT 5' 8"...   )

Have you ever accidently broken something round at a friends when they weren't looking...  and just kinda covered it up and said nothing?

No, but I once did a v good job cleaning the stain from a glass of red wine I accidentally threw on a friend's new silk curtains......I told her about 5 years later!

Have you ever told someone you loved them when you didn't mean it?

No


have you ever got pissed at a weddng and spilt stuff down the brides dress...

No
Have you ever slept with your boss?

Yes, but he wasn't my boss at the time.

have you ever thrown a sicky to your mates etc cos you wanted to stay in and watch something on the tellybox?

yeah. Have you ever not paid for petrol and gone to drive off (acidently or not)

yes........in a rush to get home and watch bb!!!..got a phone call from dorset police about half an hour after i left the petrol station!!


have you ever 'congratulated' a friend you haven't seen for ages on her forthcoming baby......only for her to say 'what baby?.i've just put on a few pounds'??

No
have you ever peed on anyone? in a kinky or non kinky manor.

yes but it was accidental!!........

have you ever thrown up in a taxi?

yes  (oh the shame!!!)    in a non kinky manner.... on hubby...  during the "got horribly horribly drunk at brother in laws Polish wedding" incident.  I fell off the loo mid wee.   Hubby was trying to hoist me back onto the loo...   through out it all my bladder just kept on going!

I only found out about it when we were back home (I can't remember most of that night)...  



Have you ever put on the waterworks (as in tears) purely to get you out of trouble (as an adult)?

yeah!lemon hooch,through my nose!
Have you ever punched someone in the face?

ha!  my post was in response to the wee question...

but it pretty much applies to the puke one too!  Same night!

aahahahaha!

yes......and got arrested for it!!

have you ever lied to get yourself out of trouble..(as an adult)

No but I once asked a bus driver to stop while I leaned out and threw up. He did, bless him, and waited til I'd finished.

Sponge I remember the petrol debacle!

Have you ever dropped food on the floor but picked it up and ate it anyway?

Dammit too slow, my response was to the taxi question!

hell yes........yer can't waste food....!!!

have you ever covered for a friend having an affair?

All the time  

Sounds hilarious ditty!

Sort of but they weren't married yet.

Have you ever chucked a sickie when you weren't actually ill?

noooo.... it really wasn't.    A year on and I still cringe about it.   and I still won't let him tell me everything about it!

tis the fault of the Polish...   who the hell puts out one bottle of vodka between every two people at a wedding?

All the time.

Have you ever been on this site and said to yourself you are leaving soon .....hours later ,your still here?

loads!!..........

erin..........same answer.......loads!!

have you ever been in bed with someone and called them the wrong name at 'the crucial time'?!!

No thankfully!

Have you ever done something awful and blamed someone else for it?  (and yes I'd like you to confess your sin here)

yes............and i'm not confessing!!

have you ever slagged someone off only to find out they overheard you?

No

Have you ever rewrapped a gift you didn't want and passed it on to someone else?

no.......well kind of....i didn't like the xmas raffle pressie i got at work so i swapped it for one i did like......(beer!!) without the other person knowing

have you ever told a b/f or g/f they were great in bed when they did nothing for you?!

No but I was a bit blunt when one asked (stupidly) if I was 'enjoying' myself and I said no I'm effing not so hurry up so I can go home.  I was drunk though (always a handy excuse to fall back on)

Have you ever left a bar or restaraunt without paying?