haha


where's your have you ever?

Silly me!

Have you ever snogged someone of the same sex when drunk (or not)?

Yep, when drunk.

Have you ever actually used the green cross code when crossing the road?

Yes


Have you ever shoplifted...

Yes

Have you ever been caught shoplifting?

No


Have you ever pooed yourself when out?

No

Have you?!

No....but I know a man that has and left the trousers in the bath for me to sort out!


Have you ever two times a boyfriend

No

(*still laughing at the bathroom trousers* )

Have you ever skanked a cab? (Run off without paying)

No.....can you imagine what my life would be like if i owned up to that!!!

Have you?

No.
Have you ever ordered a take away for a random address?

No  but for some reason that really made me laugh




Have you ever covered for a friend having an affair?

Yes,

Have you ever been sick in a club, then carried on drinking

Not in a club but yes - and felt brilliant later!




Have you ever noticed someone drop money and picked it up without telling them?

lol.. yeah lots of times...  in fact, I used to be sick in a club and be able to carry on dancing!  (only needing to miss a couple of beats)

(classy me!)

me too.....

Gawd when you are drinking pints of vodka you do sometimes need to make room...

me three, infact my friend still tells me of the time when i was being sick and didnt even break my conversation then just carried on talking and went back to dancing.

its an art..   boogying over to the side of the dance floor...   hurling eloquently.... and boogying back over to where you were before.

eeeeewwwww

argghhhh

I had hoped that Saz and/or MrsB wouldn't see these posts!


Sorry Saz

Yes



Have you ever fallen over in the street when you haven't been drunk?

Plenty


Have you ever been so drunk, you sobered up.

Its ok, luckily I've never seen anything like that! I'm intrigued how Gyps managed to keep a conversation going

Yep



Have your friends ever made you up/shaved your head etc etc when you've been passed out drunk?

yes

have you ever run out of 'nibbles' at a party and bunged out some cat biscuits instead hoping your rat arsed guests won't notice?

Spoonnnggggeeyyyyy  I totally lubs you, that made me roar!!

me too

 Will do now


Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in mother in law they come out Woman Hitler

i only mentioned it cos i did it once.................the tuna and shrimp go-cat biccies went down a right treat!!!.probably came up a right treat too.......

Trust me, i never shut up once you realise this, its easy to imagine.

And then shouted at the cat to get away from your canapes when he sniffed them out on the table

matey xxxxx.............canapes??....bloody hell mate i ain't THAT posh!! xx

Have you ever been chased down a long main road by a bunch of drunken loonies?.

A long time ago yes!


Have you ever woken up with someone and not known who they were or how you got there?

Yes 


Have you ever woken up in a bath (without water in it)...  and not known who's bath it is... or where it is?

No




Have you ever lied to the police?

No - I am terrible at lying.

Have you every had someone change your life?

Yes !

Have you ever been drunk before 10am and not from the night before?