Jug of pimm's please bartender

on its way

with a potato in it

i couldnt find any fruit

off to the real pub

byeeeeeeeeeee

thundering and lightening very very frightening me

we have the dry lightening

no rain

and im pissed

and have a sweaty greyhound

left the OH down the pub, with her ex

not worried cos he's 5ft 8"

and a bit bald

and warty

lol

off to the settee

i just shared a cheeseburger with the dogs

We got rolling thunder here....last crack set the local hounds off....yet to see any impressive lightning yet though......

hello slim

i best be off to bed now

having a tattoo in the morning

i'll leave the curtains open to watch the lightening

im watching scooby doo

1969

original

Hey Pirate...

My son has a few tattoos...not keen meself!

Happy viewing pal.....

PUB

Large Red please......

OOH TA just found this, ill smooch with the greyhounds lol

and that sounds wrong

it does 

too late im getting married to the eldest one

U 2......stop with the regrets over last posts.......a large Red please!

i meant the youngest one

we're expecting puppies

a huge russian man on his way

oh dear i maybe drunked

A person could die of thirst here.......wondering when Pirate is going to give birth to a puppy!!!!

im hanging back

got 'dusty springfield' on

im getting more camp the more i drink lol

now tom jones

i like this pub

I'm turning a whiter shade of pale waiting for me glass of red.......

i hate that song 'whiter shade of pale'

 Service leaves a lot to be desired......but, does the open red come with or without a glass?...

Wot song?......I was just informing you of my hue.......

******Storms out of pub, unsatisfied********

oh bollox

ive got a disco in my head

and ive upset some one lol

PUBS OPEN..ONLY FOR AN HOUR

cos i said

******Makes mental note to come back in 1hr 2mins*****

BARS OPEN..

SPECIAL TODAY

THE ZOMBIE COCKTAIL..

ITS DEAD NICE

and we're open again

been pretty quiet in here of late

I'll happily take a pimm's please

on its way

off to the pub in real land

have a nice evening

on me own in the pub again

its open early this week and still no takers

im still sitting here-waiting for someone to come in..dusting the cobwebs off myself

got blondies new album on the jukebox..

oooh thats huge..!

off to the real pub now to bathe in the sun

*wonders if anyone will notice ive got my beige mankini on*