someone has to 

 if it makes you happy babes ....

 we had big blobs this morn....but turned out bliddy glorious this avvo  whooooop!

well off to the real pub again

it had an odd atmosphere earlier

too many beers and too much sun i think

off to rescue the OH from drunken layabouts and take her home to me - irony lol

off now

bear in mind i had a proper nightmare where i saved someone by putting my hand in the way of a knife so i got stabbed in the hand

i ran off

then got shot through the chest

no wonder i cant effing sleep lol

have a great night everyone

well,

i got home safe..incase anyone is interested..lol

though i was hassled by a lady..an OAP..who seemed to like me a bit too much

im blaming the weather..and alcohol

im gonna drink at home in future with you lot..its safer

ive got a hangover

<- some Resolve for you, Pirate. Hope the hangover doesn't last too long.

What's with all these ladies chasing you - is it the Lynx effect?

PUBS OPEN

ive gotta stop being nice to females in pubs lol
 

jennifer lopez

she's not in the pub

but

she's in my ears

hellooooooooooo

Hallooo Mr Pirate! 

You behavin ? 

of course

im a little drunk lol

not a midget pisshead

That makes two of us ...at least!

I look like a belisha beacon 

you been in the sun slim or have you decided to dress up and divert traffic lol

I have been draped over me windasill these past 3/4 days grabbing as much sun as was possible!

Love the sun!!!

You bin accosting young wimmin on your travels agin I see!  *tut* you know thay will only bring grief! 

honest slim i havent

im just nice and polite

a bit flirty to anyone over 60 ie - ooh well you dont look ur age..etc..as you do..

and this person asked me something quite filfy..i declined-i told my OH, instead of being outraged, she pissed herself laughing, i was disturbed-twice in a row ive been out and been said rude things to-well 3 times really, but that another story lol

off for a zopiclone and a sleep

slim-could you find a song called 'all cried out' allure ft 112

its a bit wanky

but really sweet

ta

x

See, thats where you is going wrong....cos, most peeps over 60(or not quite near 60)  will ...and wind you up, and you keep falling for it..... 

Better late than never huh....Sorry! I got distracted 

All cried out 

speaking of age   any idea how i can wake up without a crease in my face ??      do not ask  how i got on that subject  .... but its bliddy annoying  

Pop's in to see the competition while no-one can see

The place needs a catchy name.

Good luck all

ive moved the pub to the canal side

it is now known as

'THE LOCK INN'

cos its late and we can drink-lock in-geddit..?

who's round is it..?

Just popped in for some nuts....

off to bed! x

off to pub for a hairy dog

it certainly is..off now

enjoy your drink

I love that Allure song!  I had forgotten about that

I'm hungover   I tried the usual fry up thing but I feel sick now.  I've taken 2 painkillers for the earthquake in my head but they must be pretty strong coz now all I want to do is sleep and the boyfriend has scarpered

What else is good for hangovers?

...without givin too much away !!

http://www.facepillow.com/

 thanks erinp  

back now

*cartwheels*

Is that sex??  No way!!! 

I had a sleep, feel grand now but the thought of going out tomorrow night is turning my stomach. 

 You kin do it gal !!! 

Pirate !!!!!!!! is it free bar tomoz ????

right PUBS OPEN..the first drinks are on me

not cos im rich but because we have no tables

and im off to party now

well its a 12yr olds birthday party but theres bound to be alcopops

i must add im not going to a kids party on my own cos that would be odd

all the parents are there aswell

ina bit voters

You are mad as a hatter pirate!

or drunk as a skunk!

stepsons 23rd birthday today

i gotta do it all over again

BARS OPEN..

just took the towels off the pumps and i heard a little voice say 'ooh you look nice' then it said 'i like that t-shirt, is it new?'

i looked round and no-one was there

then the voice said

'that aftershave suits you' then 'have you had your haircut, i like it'

still i couldnt see anyone

then i realised

it must be the complimentary peanuts i put on the bar