i got propostioned (sp) in my local by a young lady
really rude and forward she was-i said no
what happened to the thrill of the chase..?
i told my OH what the girl said-cos i was laughing and in shock
OH told her to eff off lol
Bet you'll be dining out on that little gem for weeks won't you 
i got propostioned (sp) in my local by a young lady
really rude and forward she was-i said no
what happened to the thrill of the chase..?
i told my OH what the girl said-cos i was laughing and in shock
OH told her to eff off lol
Bet you'll be dining out on that little gem for weeks won't you
yep lol
i was asked if i wanted to go round the back for a BJ
i spluttered my drink and declined, poor sod is gonna remember what she said in the morning
ps-a few years ago, my feet wouldnt have touched the ground lol
not my fault im good looking *struts*
i got propostioned (sp) in my local by a young lady
really rude and forward she was-i said no
what happened to the thrill of the chase..?
i told my OH what the girl said-cos i was laughing and in shock
OH told her to eff off lol
Bet you'll be dining out on that little gem for weeks won't you
yep lol
i was asked if i wanted to go round the back for a BJi spluttered my drink and declined, poor sod is gonna remember what she said in the morning
ps-a few years ago, my feet wouldnt have touched the ground lol
not my fault im good looking *struts*
But you did say she was drunk!
i got propostioned (sp) in my local by a young lady
really rude and forward she was-i said no
what happened to the thrill of the chase..?
i told my OH what the girl said-cos i was laughing and in shock
OH told her to eff off lol
Bet you'll be dining out on that little gem for weeks won't you
yep lol
i was asked if i wanted to go round the back for a BJi spluttered my drink and declined, poor sod is gonna remember what she said in the morning
ps-a few years ago, my feet wouldnt have touched the ground lol
not my fault im good looking *struts*
But you did say she was drunk!
look 'ere wench
i was quite flattered
if i'd of took her up on her offer
id be quite flattend
nice to know i can still pull a young un not in a 'gary glitter way' lol
i got propostioned (sp) in my local by a young lady
really rude and forward she was-i said no
what happened to the thrill of the chase..?
i told my OH what the girl said-cos i was laughing and in shock
OH told her to eff off lol
Bet you'll be dining out on that little gem for weeks won't you
yep lol
i was asked if i wanted to go round the back for a BJi spluttered my drink and declined, poor sod is gonna remember what she said in the morning
ps-a few years ago, my feet wouldnt have touched the ground lol
not my fault im good looking *struts*
But you did say she was drunk!
look 'ere wench
i was quite flattered
if i'd of took her up on her offer
id be quite flattend
nice to know i can still pull a young un not in a 'gary glitter way' lol
Im quite sure she would still even if she were sober Pirate & Im fairly sure you are still as handsome as the day you were born.....
*expects discount on panties*
Already half cut, time to go and watch Norwich hopefully thrash Notts Forest! 
Go the 'Canaries'
Yay, slimfern! 
2-1 to the City!
PUB
A stiff one please!
on its way
when we all get pished-im putting mary byrnes album on-we can all sing to that-proper pub choons
oh hang on im already pissed and singing to it..
featuring 
Can i get a G&T or am i too late? 
Can i get a G&T or am i too late?
Thanks ErinP. 
What time is last orders?
Has she been on yet?...........
Has she been on yet?...........
been and gone .
Thanks ErinP. What time is last orders?
midnight on a Sunday,drink up
closed
BAR IS NOW OPEN..
balls, eastenders is on-now youre all gonna sod off and watch it
I int gorra telly!
where's ma drink!
stick your neck under the printer-its on its way-its a double..to match your chins
..only joking
lol-ive gone 'smilie mad' again
I int gorra telly!
where's ma drink!
stick your neck under the printer-its on its way-its a double..to match your chins..only jokinglol-ive gone 'smilie mad' again
Yoo are a sad git nd soooooo behind the times!
try these..especially the love ones
http://yoursmiles.org/t-sex.php
I int gorra telly!
where's ma drink!
stick your neck under the printer-its on its way-its a double..to match your chins..only jokinglol-ive gone 'smilie mad' again
Yoo are a sad git nd soooooo behind the times!
try these..especially the love ones
http://yoursmiles.org/t-sex.php
smilies/sex..! i couldnt look - shouldnt look - wont look - im just gonna have a quick peek..to put my mind at ease..
I int gorra telly!
where's ma drink!
stick your neck under the printer-its on its way-its a double..to match your chins..only jokinglol-ive gone 'smilie mad' again
Yoo are a sad git nd soooooo behind the times!
try these..especially the love ones
http://yoursmiles.org/t-sex.php
smilies/sex..! i couldnt look - shouldnt look - wont look - im just gonna have a quick peek..to put my mind at ease..
you do that.....I'll just sit here nd sip me drink!
BARS OPEN
and
we've got a BBQ on the go..
would anyone like a sausage..?
BARS OPEN
and
we've got a BBQ on the go..
would anyone like a sausage..?
Me! but I fear me mobile dongle doth protest! 
Feckin fing!
i have a special sausage for you..
i mean ive put it to one side for ya-cos the others were a bit burnt
i mean ive put it to one side for ya-cos the others were a bit burnt
I don't mind a lil charred .....gorrany hellmans ?
yes-i'll slap it on now-its not hellmans its my own make
hahaha
slimfern-you bring out the worst in me
ive just downloaded an mp3 with 'now thats what i call a wedding' on it lol
then- i noticed the new 'red hot chili peppers' album called 'music for the kilted generation'
so i played it to my OH-it was effing bagpipes
it was by 'red hot chilli pipers' lol
a proper should have gone to specsavers moment
feckin numpty!
i know lol
ive got the now wedding album on now #sad bastard
