Ditto my brandy sour *grabs optic and runs*

  Sounds more exotic than I'm used to but what the hell

Any VK's going?

The biggest glass of white wine you can muster please!!....

i have one here
its mine all mine

Have a cherry on an umberella, you know you want to. Mange Tout Rodders etc etc.

ample there Mazzy

that reminds me of an old joke
here we go..

i went into a bar and saw vincent van gogh..so i went up to him and asked if he'd like a drink
he said
'no ta-ive got one 'ear

May I have a JD please?

Well may you  

i tried
i did

cheers me dear *clink*

I can tie the stem of a cherry using just my tongue.  One of my lesser known talents.

Your health dear Madam *clink*

8 out of 10 for tyring

Demonstration please.....

i saw 2 packets of crisps going down the road so i asked if they wanted a lift
they said 'no thanks, we're walkers'

Put on the jukebox then

So can Mr L.  He tried to teach me, I failed.

*groan*

I think I need another drink

*pops cherry into mouth while looking seductively into moonie's eyes, purses lips and moves tongue around cherry stem, smiles serenely and pulls knotted cherry stem out of mouth*

Came in for a fat frog but the jokes here nearly killed me  

OMG...what a tongue...
Its deffo well trained

I have many talents that most people don't fully appreciate!

* runs after baz with voddy optic*

* sneaks in Noty's pink handcuffs*

i was drinking with a woodworm earlier
he asked me

'is the bar tender'

, who's on entertainment duties?

Charmer has stolen Tim Vine's joke book and is working his way though them

cheek-im not as think as you drunk i am

Are we allowed lists on here?

I prefer Tim brother Jeremy's phrase book

*Adds duct tape*

Here you go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...R=1&feature=fvwp

And a man from Real's cellar in the darnie thread

This certainly seems like the In place tonight,I'll have a large white wine please Mazzy?

OMG.......

here-have a big 'un

We had a dungeon in Gothy's Cafe on C4....