Friday night.Time to open the boozer.
Whos serving??I'll have a dry white wine and some dry roasted nuts
Whos serving??I'll have a dry white wine and some dry roasted nuts
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I'm off the booze for a bit mazzy so I'll have a lime and soda please and a packet of ready salted! 
*pants* jees I just had to crawl out of the troll tank 
Pint of your finest please, for the shock
Pint of your finest please, for the shock
*barges in pushing the drinks trolley*
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO POACH MY PUNTERS
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO POACH MY PUNTERS
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You been norty Temps?
Of course not
I clicked on a thread, next of all I got sucked into a vortex and woke up in the tank 
Temps...thought people might want refreshments after visiting the Troll Tank.
Heres your pint,Laceys lime and soda and whatever moonie wants
Thank you Mazzy....but I'm not payin for Moonie's 
Sorry cinds...thought I'd open up as you'd been sucked into the troll tank
You can take over now tho!
You can take over now tho!
I'll have a Pepsi Max on the rocks purlease with some peeled Monkey Nuts.
Can you tell I haven't to the pub for a while?
Can you tell I haven't to the pub for a while?
In real life I am having lemon tea. In forum land I shall have a half of Magners please.
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Of course not I clicked on a thread, next of all I got sucked into a vortex and woke up in the tank
I say blame Prof 
One pepsi max,one half of magners.The monkey wont let us have his nuts tho
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Reference: Of course not I clicked on a thread, next of all I got sucked into a vortex and woke up in the tank I say blame Prof
Sounds like a plan
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I'll have a Pepsi Max on the rocks purlease with some peeled Monkey Nuts
Will they be the nuts of flying monkeys?
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In forum land I shall have a half of Magners please.
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One pepsi max,one half of magners.The monkey wont let us have his nuts tho
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Will they be the nuts of flying monkeys?
Might be...what's it got to do with you...
bud and a packet of pork scratchings purlease........
I lurrrve pork scratchings....I actually had a craving for them in one pregnancy and had to have at least 3 packets a day
voddy and cranberry please and a packet of cheese and onion crisps
hellooooooo croc xx.i love em too...though pubs round our way insist on selling poncey mccoy gerbil and coconut flavour crisps(or some such weird flavour!!).i just want pork scratchings........
The normally sell them in my local shop Spongey but had run out last time I was in there...
i love the ones with the hairs still on.proper scratchings they are....
I'm teetotal (so far) but I've worked up quite a thirst today...can I have a pint of lemonade please?
With ice & a slice, and a little umbrella?
With ice & a slice, and a little umbrella?
Just nipped to tesco express for the scratchings and some cranberry juice.
There you go folks.
WHeres Gypsie??I want her to make one of her flavoured vodkas
There you go folks.
WHeres Gypsie??I want her to make one of her flavoured vodkas
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With ice & a slice, and a little umbrella
ella ella ella ay ay ay!
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Is there such a thing?
Oh no, probably not coz it's bottled Last time I had it when I was out though I ordered a big bottle with a half glass.
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Oh no, probably not coz it's bottled Last time I had it when I was out though I ordered a big bottle with a half glass.
I am officially a crap virtual barmaid!!
Double strength meths please.....with a splash of lemon and a couple of knobs of ice.
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Last time I had it when I was out though I ordered a big bottle with a half glass.
Eh?You need at least half a glass of ice though!
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I am officially a crap virtual barmaid!!
ive just come outta the pub
and now im in a pretend one
coolio
and now im in a pretend one
coolio
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ella ella ella ay ay ay!
Ooooh, that song is annoying...and now I've got it running round in my head....
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Oh thats good Temps thank you... I was just gonna say how lovely you look tonight too
*applies some more lippy* 
*Hands buttocks bottle of meths and a lemon*
*Adjusts top so barmaid stylee cleaveage spills over* uu
*Adjusts top so barmaid stylee cleaveage spills over* uu
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Eh? You need at least half a glass of ice though!
I didn't get offered any ice! To be fair it was a bar at a Leisure Centre and not a pub