The Forum Coalition Lord High Executioner Poll

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El Loro

Those of you who have been following our Forum Coalition Government thread will know that the important position of the Lord High Executioner remains empty. In my capacity as Deputy Speaker I have agreed with our friends in Seattle that they will stand for election.

For those of you who are unfamilar with Gilbert & Sullivan's The Mikado, Ko-Ko the Lord High Executioner is supposedly responsible for chopping people's heads off, but in practice never does.

So this is your chance to vote for which person you want to be appointed to what is hopefully an honorary position. This is a light hearted election for a bit of fun.

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DemantoidMember

All of them, they can work shifts. It's heavy work, all that head-lopping.

5/18/1012:59 AM

suzybeanMember

Oh my, what a dimella!

5/18/101:03 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Hard innit ? Mass executions would be so wrong so on that basis I'm ruling out the Ladies for hormonal reasons (from first hand experience)

5/18/101:42 AM

Former Member

Looks like Dave is way out in front!

5/18/103:49 AM

Mount Olympus *Olly*Member 10 years

I voted for Lori cos she's the one I see around here the most now.. sorry Dave and Rosemary

5/18/104:24 AM

DemantoidMember

5/18/104:37 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

so far Lori's in front by a neck

5/18/104:48 AM

suzybeanMember

5/18/104:50 AM

stonksMember

Erm where's Sticky Steve?....

5/18/105:24 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

Voted..... and the neck just got longer

5/18/105:36 AM

LowonIQMember

As it will be a thankless job

well you can't can ya, say owt after losing yer head, I found it hard who to choose.

5/18/106:07 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

This is an agonizing choice.
I'll come back later to vote.
**wonders if the time and responsibilities of the Lord High Executioner post would keep Lori out of Macy's for a while**

5/18/106:29 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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Erm where's Sticky Steve?

I think he's left Stonks ....

he will forever be the one that got away from you ....

5/18/106:41 AM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Reference: stonks

Erm where's Sticky Steve?

I asked our friends in Seattle who was willing to stand and was given the three that you see. But I don't know where he is.

5/18/107:27 AM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

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so far Lori's in front by a neck

Yes, but I don't think that means that if she is chosen she will chop her own head off

5/18/107:29 AM

DemantoidMember

Will Lori have trouble wielding the axe while wearing her penguin suit, though?

5/18/107:38 AM

LoriAdministrator 10 yearsModerator

I voted for Dave.

Sticky Steve left us at Christmas time, much to our everlasting sadness.

He is missed greatly around here....

If I win, I'm just going to have to be more efficient, and go over to Macy's in my penguin suit, wielding an axe.

5/18/108:44 AM

Starfleet Admiral hoochieMember 10 years

works for me Lori - you just got my vote!

5/18/108:47 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

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Yes, but I don't think that means that if she is chosen she will chop her own head off

Probably lob off the short head behind her El Loro

5/18/109:19 AM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Reference: Demantoid

Will Lori have trouble wielding the axe while wearing her penguin suit, though?

We of course haven't decided on the weapon of execution. An axe has been mentioned, but I was thinking more of a samurai sword as I've been using The Mikado as the idea for Lord High Executioner. Just imagine the scene if Lori wins, a gigantic penguin on the rampage in Macys with samurai sword in hand. She'd soon get through the crowds because they would flee.

5/18/109:38 AM

suzybeanMember

5/18/109:49 AM

DemantoidMember

5/18/109:53 AM

Mount Olympus *Olly*Member 10 years

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Just imagine the scene if Lori wins, a gigantic penguin on the rampage in Macys with samurai sword in hand. She'd soon get through the crowds because they would flee

Sounds like and episode from Heroes..

5/18/1010:33 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Reference:Lori

Sticky Steve left us at Christmas time, much to our everlasting sadness

Awww... I thought as much (I remember reading it somewhere)....

do you keep in touch... is he a mega script guru somewhere else now?

5/18/1010:37 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Reference: Lori

I voted for Dave.

& hahahaha! at that !

5/18/1010:38 AM

LoriAdministrator 10 yearsModerator

We do keep in touch, Ditty. He's still on LiveCloud.

Just imagine...Dave...in my penguin costume....in the women's shoe department at Macy's....with a Samuai sword....
NOW who would you vote for?

5/18/1010:46 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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Dave...in my penguin costume....in the women's shoe department at Macy's....with a Samuai sword.

thats just wrong on so many levels.....

5/18/1010:57 AM

stonksMember

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Sticky Steve left us at Christmas time, much to our everlasting sadness. He is missed greatly around here....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*runs out of thread sobbing*....

5/18/1010:58 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

oh dear!

He is still on livecloud Stonks... stalk him girl.. go on.. .stalk hiiiiimmmmmm!

5/18/1011:01 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

I voted for Lori - I think she's least likely to chop my head off.

Sorry Dave and Rosemary.

5/18/1011:06 AM

stonksMember

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oh dear! He is still on livecloud Stonks... stalk him girl.. go on.. .stalk hiiiiimmmmmm!

I fear that would lead to a barring order....

5/18/1011:24 AM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

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just imagine the scene if Lori wins, a gigantic penguin on the rampage in Macys with samurai sword in hand. She'd soon get through the crowds because they would flee

My vision of an angry Lori in a penguin suit on the rampage, with apologies to Lori, Macy's, the people of Seattle etc etc etc

5/18/1011:29 AM

LoriAdministrator 10 yearsModerator

Oh, my!!

5/18/1011:33 AM

squiggleMember 10 years

I think it has to be the scythe, surely we want to be authentic here chaps

5/18/1011:45 AM

Former Member

I think Lori should be Minister for promoting all things British to the US, starting with mushy peas...so I've voted for Dave!

5/18/1012:34 PM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

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I think Lori should be Minister for promoting all things British to the US

I've already introduced Lori to our Penguin biscuits, so she's on the way to promoting all things British. There's nothing in our constitution from what I've seen of it that prevents someone from having more than one role

Of course, as deputy speaker I have to be seen to be impartial on all voting matters.

WE WANT LORI. WE WANT LORI. WE WANT LORI.

5/18/1012:50 PM

brisketMember Memoriam

Reference: Lori

Just imagine...Dave...in my penguin costume....in the women's shoe department at Macy's....with a Samuai sword....

Ah! Now when you put it like that......(and having just seen El Loro's vision of you at Macy's)......

5/18/1012:53 PM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

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WE WANT LORI. WE WANT LORI. WE WANT LORI.

That wasn't me, honest - it was the phantom parrot which has been known to haunt these forums when no-one is looking

5/18/1012:53 PM

Former Member

Nope...sorry. My heart and soul vote belongs to Daveeeee babeeee!

5/18/102:11 PM

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