Hi there Suzy

LOL... I'd forgotten about them Squiggle......so did I

Yayyyy

Oooh! Exciting

Although I shouldn't possibly comment I have it on very good authourity she gave his helmet a good shining.

My litter tray is overflowing! 

Ewww

*leaves note for Miss S to empty litter tray and stop fooling around with the policeman* hope you are all having a good day... and working hard See you later

Chief Whip reporting for duty...then un-reporting again cos it's nearly time to go and pick the mini-whip up from school....I was so busy claiming for AA batteries and stuff that I completely forgot to stick a claim in for a nanny to do the kiddies stuff for me ....PM..I need a nanny....urgently....please!!!

*Goes to expose MrsB's expenses to Daily Torygragh*

Buck your ideas up - we do have a replacement waiting in the wings, if this continues..

It's Jinx out of 'Meet the parents'

I have no objection to the Chief Whip getting a nanny.......(ok you can untie me now MrsB )

*sticks ice cubes on nippley area for impromptu exposure in papers*
Got to be prepared....

*makes note on day-glo post-it pad to always be nice to SuzyBean....unless she disagrees with me...then a bit of 'restraint' appears to work...*

I seem to be getting the hang of this chief whipping lark.....

No need to involve the cat!

That reminds me....need to book a waxing session too..

Blinkin heck...I've got the Chuckle Brothers lodging in my bikini bottoms....

Sure it's not Tina Turner?

Now I've had another look...Shaft springs to mind

I think one of these have sneaked in there!

They pop in when my 'rash' is playing up and run around yelling 'Calm down, calm down' til it clears up....cheaper than fancy creams....

"Order, order!"

Putting on my deputy speaker hat for a moment, there is a risk that the above posts could get out of hand and we don't want to fall foul of our friends in Seattle.

*skulks back to office and tries to look repentent....*

 Doesn't ask how they got there

As Deputy Speaker I have the pleasure of announcing that the poll for the position of our Lord High Executioner has just opened

Link to polling station

You are an absolute star Deputy Speaker

Morning fellow members  Voted El Loro and thanks for that

As Speaker I'd like to thank the Deputy Speaker for doing all the hard work and letting me get on with other stuff

**returns to free bar **

Hear Hear and Chin Chin Speaker.

Wonders if me and suzybean will have to share a country retreat, and how many parties we could have!!! ....You do drink don't you suzy??...

I was drinking cocktails in Ronnie Scott's at the weekend, and hanging round The Globe. But it was all in the name of increasing our public profile, honest..

Me, Lal? Drink? No! Only special occasions like weekends, and some weekdays
Ooooo who did you go to see at Ronnie's deman? I'm usually there for Airto Moreira/Flora Purim, when they're in town.

"Deputy Prime Minister  lal and Foreign Secretary  suzybean will have to share an official country residence, Downing Street has said.".....

I saw them there too, the last time I went - they're brilliant. Especially when he did the entire Brazilian carnival, solo!

Saw George Duke there on Friday night, he was great.

OMG! George Duke was in town? I lurve him. Yeah, Airto is soooooooo
My dad and my uncle have been taking me there for years, I saw Art Blakey play out of his skin the week before he died