MY EYES! MY EYES!

But it stands out a mile

I think I'm very close to dishing out that asbo

Wow... cool El Loro

........wow thats bright!!!!!!

oops its a tad big

*eavesdrops*

You've missed a bit Miss .

Working my fingers to the bone here I'll have you know

 You lot have to be the wackiest bunch of MP's ever

 Classy though

LOL..... H Miss S....... loving the shine on the front door

promotion perhaps  

Thanks Baz

Had difficulty reaching the top but one of the policeman who was standing doing nothing as usual let me stand on his shoulders.

Ummmm..... I will have to convene a committee to  discuss that Dame Ann

 I hope you didn't crush his epaulets

if it's a vote on the flag, I've no flipping chance....

LOL... no....  I really don't see how we can better that it's on the promotion

oh but we can Baz, I can kiss ass much better than that

The name is FauX... Jane FauX.

This is my better half.

 Xochi

A little insurgency never does any harm Grannyg...  

Just to let you know that when I asked our friends in Seattle if anyone was willing to stand for the post of Lord High Executioner, although the initial reply was positive, I was subsequently asked for more details as to time commitment and duties required. I replied to this, but they seem to be taking this idea too seriously and I have no further response. So my idea of having a poll seems to have met with little interest.
I do think think it advisable for us not to proceed with the position of Lord High Executioner and the post will remain vacant for the time being, unless I hear from Seattle to the contrary.

 Dame Ann for our Logo
 Miss S (the place looks sparkling)
 Xochi for trying to blow us all up
 El Loro  well done

*Stumbles in..., remembers duties..., shouts Order! Order!.. .Stumbles out again*

These free bars are bad, in a good way

 looks around for hard hat, grabs Miss S's bucket

*staggers out of sound-proofed office...looking pale and upset....*


One teeny tiny stomach bug keeps me office bound and the whole place goes blinkin doolally


*grabs bestest whip off wall and gets cracking*

*wonders if Miss S polished the Policeman's truncheon*   (titters)  

I gather everyone's boogered off to the free bar

I have now heard back from our friends who hope to let me have a list hopefully tomorrow, so things are looking more hopeful now.

Xochi's post reminds me of the wonderful Michael Bentine's It's a Square World from the early 1960s. Each week he would have a working model of some incredible event such as sending the BBC TV centre into orbit around the Earth. One of the events was a model of a chinese junk boat sailing up the Thames to sink the Houses of Parliament. Bentine's inventive genius dwarfed all other comedians. I do not know if any of the Square World material survives outside possibly some in the BBC archives.

I thought Michael Bentine was a genius.  He was totally off the wall.  I think he was the only Peruvian born in Tooting   I loved the Bumblies too.

*ponders if the position of Black Rod has been delegated by the Queen  to be an intermediary with the gaga parliament*  I'm dressed for the occasion (always in black) and instead of a mace I could hit everyone with a slimy haddock

and I'd be the first female to do the job    who's Queen?

Hi there Coaltionists Hope you have all had a good Sunday been hard at work running the country Pengy..... not sure they have appointed the Queen yet...... would you like the job?

Hi there HM GaGa Coalition Govt. I've been busy all day rubbing sun cream in to Queen of the High Tea's back averting a potential conflict with the Seychelles

Ah yes PM. We need a Queen...there's not that many about