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Deputy to the Deputy reporting for duty (ahem - if the Deputy gets a house in the country and a badge, what exactly do I get?)
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Our undying affection Deputy to the Deputy 
Has no one plotted a coup yet?
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Our undying affection Deputy to the Deputy
That's just great
How about a bungalow?
you need to speak to the Housing Minister
Has no one plotted a coup yet?...ref: leccy
Usually happens on Sunday night, that kind of stuff
Meltdown Monday is a thing of the past under this coalition.
Usually happens on Sunday night, that kind of stuff
Meltdown Monday is a thing of the past under this coalition. 
Good Evening Prime Minister *kisses ring* 
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Meltdown Monday is a thing of the past under this coalition.
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Queenie there's room for a littlun (don't make me leave my make-up bag )
I'm not that little though.Reference: Ooo Matron!
Good Evening Prime Minister *kisses ring*
That's a bit forward *titters*
We have the green light for the poll for Lord High Executioner, but our friends in Seattle need to decide which of them want to stand for the position, so there will now be an intermission whilst the clay pot is spinning around (for those of you who are old enough to know what I mean).
Right, the PM's oven timer has just gone off.. so gotta go and supervise the cook and servants..... see you all later....ref Prime Minister.
How plebian!!! Chinks champagne glass with Queenie on board Airforce 3 to the Seychelles
How plebian!!! Chinks champagne glass with Queenie on board Airforce 3 to the Seychelles
Deputy Speaker El Loro Reference:
We have the green light for the poll for Lord High Executioner, but our friends in Seattle need to decide which of them want to stand for the position, so there will now be an intermission whilst the clay pot is spinning around (for those of you who are old enough to know what I mean).
*decides not to mention that I certainly do remember the spinning clay pot... and Muffin the Mule*
"...spinning clay pot..."
Am willing to agree with anything to keep my Penthouse...
Am willing to agree with anything to keep my Penthouse...
Reference:leccy
Has no one plotted a coup yet?
Constructive discussions may be underway to determine possible alternative approaches to clean up forum politics.... I couldn't possibly comment
As Education Secretary I demand you use shorter words Hoochie! 
Reference: Duckypup
: As Education Secretary I demand you use shorter words Hoochie!
You should also be demanding correct spelling, grammar and the appropriate use of the apostrophe.Reference:
You should also be demanding correct spelling, grammar and the appropriate use of the apostrophe.
Not a chance. We is dumbin down (wit da kidz) 
If it wasn't for the correct grammar then the the phrase "Slow mind that child" on Ice cream vans would have an entirely different meaning.
It would say "Slow Mind, that child" ad this changes the meaning completely.
It would say "Slow Mind, that child" ad this changes the meaning completely.
Evening PM and colleagues
...did everyone manage to pick up their brown envelopes...because if you haven't, then finders keepers
...did everyone manage to pick up their brown envelopes...because if you haven't, then finders keepersReference:
As Education Secretary I demand you use shorter words Hoochie
your request will be given due consideration in order of importance in the positive and cooperative discussions on relating matters that are currently underway. However I am sure you will appreciate the priority has to be focussed on determining new and innovative and ultimately progressive solutions to the potentially disastrous social and economic implications that currently threaten the very fabric of forum values and political solutions to concerns of value to every forum member with particular reference to the fundamental rights of equality of their pets. As our major concern is to deal with developing arguments to demonstrate fantastical solutions to problems which will show our concern to only work in the forum interest I am sure you will appreciate it is necessary to prioritise our focus. In order to address your request with appropriate regard to its relative importance and in order of priority may I request you take a number 
Your number is 47Reference:
Slow mind, that child
I'm making that my political slogan.
Hoochie, get thyself to Whitehall. Guys, we have our Sir Humphrey
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your request will be given due consideration in order of importance in the positive and cooperative discussions on relating matters that are currently underway. However I am sure you will appreciate the priority has to be focussed on determining new and innovative and ultimately progressive solutions to the potentially disastrous social and economic implications that currently threaten the very fabric of forum values and political solutions to concerns of value to every forum member with particular reference to the fundamental rights of equality of their pets. As our major concern is to deal with developing arguments to demonstrate fantastical solutions to problems which will show our concern to only work in the forum interest I am sure you will appreciate it is necessary to prioritise our focus. In order to address your request with appropriate regard to its relative importance and in order of priority may I request you take a number Your number is 47
Glad to see that you spent all that time standing at the Bus Stop wisely Hoochie
Looks like all the posh jobs have been taken - can I be the cleaner?
I'll do a bloody good job of polishing the door at Number 10.
I'll do a bloody good job of polishing the door at Number 10.
Reference:Miss S
Looks like all the posh jobs have been taken - can I be the cleaner?
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