I just wanted to ask....as I'm a deputy will i get a badge??? ref: Lal


awwww

And on the subject of bank notes, can I timidly suggest that since they are confiscating those 500 Euro notes because of all the nasty criminals busy laundering them, shall we make a quick grab for them to protect the public? ref: squiggle

Good idea! The Chancellor should be along soon (after the bookies and a bike ride) so we can put that before the Cabinet

Suzybean, do you think we should have a poll for which of the moderators we want to appoint as Lord High Executioner?

Sounds good to me, Deputy Speaker. Lets give them so more work to do

I'll send a PM to them first asking them which moderators would like to apply before I set up a poll, so there will be a delay. Of course we may get no applicants but we'll see.

you're sending the PM Bazz to the moderators???


Haha, only kidding, sterling work Deputy Speaker Look forward to the poll. And please don't forget....we do not speak to the Daily Telegraph or any lobby groups working out of makeshift office that offer us money to be hired like taxis. Careless talk costs lives(lihoods)

As home sec I'm depressed  I was in Cockermouth last night at the pub quiz with another formum member and we were playing at the Conservative Club  We were beaten by one point on the last point, we demand a recount as there were more of them than us...bloody coalitions

Who's going to apply for Minister of Indefensible?

Can I be Minister for The Confused? 
I submit my CV to you suzy with attached photo>>   because I can`t remember who the PM is. I can`t remember who is who in the Forum Coalition Government. I won`t remember who I`m talking to or what it`s about.  I want to reach out to help others like me. I`ve been committed for a long time.  Geeza job.

Free tuna for pussies!

*runs in.. adjusts wig and stockings and randomly shouts ORDER! ORDER!. . runs out again in a puff of wig dust *

You only have to remember me Scotty..I'm Minister for the drinks cabinet..I is a VIP....

Good afternoon Cabinet colleagues

As Minister for Europe I have been busy amassing 500 Euro notes, before they disappear for good....please collect your brown envelopes in the lobby before close of business

Then get the blooming thing open then.....it's Friday

*grabs lovely chunky envelope and hurries back to newly sound-proofed office....lovingly strokes collection of whips hanging on wall....reluctantly turns on pooter and tries to look important and busy whilst actually stalking Sean Bean on t'interweb*

Scotty....Jobs yours LOL.... El Loro.... this could get interesting

LMAO

 Hi Mrs B Chief Whip

Do I need to get cracking with my whip, Kaytee?? Is someone amongst our ranks not adhering to the primary party policy of 24hr freebie bar for all us hard working peeps???

Helloooo there PM, your grace, your worshipfulness....


 *tries to curtsey....gets cramp...falls over*



I'm being all busy and efficient....honest your majesty

 And a very good job you are doing too.......*I knew all that training on the Newmark would stand you in good stead*

I've been ver ver very naughty today..I need pinishing....

*hastily changes screen saver from nekkid Sean Bean to one of PM with her bestest bue and yellow rinse and her smartest pinny*
Thank You so vair much Prime Minister....I aim to please

Or a large black coffee followed by a lickle nap??

Arrrgh revenge of the O's and I's again....

Yes........make Stonkssy get the drinks trolley rolling

Afternoon your PM.ship

or a new keyboard

"ORDER, ORDER"

Make mine a gin and tonic

Do I need to vote on anything yet? I'm very busy and important you know.

Tia Maria on the rocks for me please and a coffee on the side...well it is still early

Yes you do need to vote. Which drink from the drinks cabinet are you going to go for?

Oooh, I'll vote for the most expensive. With a sloe gin & tonic chaser. A case of each. It's for purely diplomatic purposes.

Afternoon PM, my apologies for disappearing last night, I have got a sickness bug and decided not to infect the rest of the Cabinet.  Many thanks for the Box at West Brom and my Centre Court tickets....  Where is my Minister for Horse Racing????

I will be 'overseas' for most of the weekend. I wish the Cabinet a happy rest, and freebie hunt

That's a  yoofinism for what you'll really be getting up to  innit?    Have a good time     *titters*

Oh! No! There'll be none of that going on

You'd better not have muscled in on my freebie holiday important diplomatic trip to the Seychelles.

Queenie there's room for a littlun (don't make me leave my make-up bag )