*if Kaytee thinks that will suffice a Leo.... then maybe I had better consider a Cabinet re-shuffle*

Ooo yes - I'm Deputy to Deputy lal

"thinks......* OK....I was saving this for later, for advanced crawling purposes....but that nice Dutch Euro Minister let me have a very nice soltaire diamond ring...have it now *she said grovellingly

Now, that's more like it....... *especially the grovelling*

This freebie hunting is getting difficult.....* goes off to phone around and blag some stuff*

LMAO

 I'm not sure that the principles of Bus Stoppism will allow me to remain part of this party - our principles of full-blown coercion and extortion will not sit easily beside this watered down approach to achieving forum domination.... i may have to take follow my principles and go into opposition

Well you'll have to wait for your bribe Hoochie.....I have the French Ambassador locked in my basement as we speak. 
However, if you have principles (what they?), perhaps the Opposition is the place for you

 Ok... well you could  designate yourself Leader of the Opposition.....

Evening PM.......<waves frantically>

When is PM's question time?.....

Evening Deputy PM Lal I don't think it's been decided yet..... I think we will need a meeting of the Cabinet.....  *just as long as we don't have to do that silly voting thingy*

I just wanted to ask....as I'm a deputy will i get a badge???........

 No.... but you can have a blue and yellow rosette if you want...... and a big house in the country.... How's that?

 err can you outline the policies I need to oppose when I prepare my manifesto, or should I just concentrate on honing my technique of looking sincere into a TV camera?

Can you do sincere ??? If not, then I would concentrate your energies on shouting across the floor of the House

Policies? what are policies.....do we really have to have those?

I've thumb screwed a villa in France from the French...freebie for the first Minister to bung me a brown envelope stuffed with cash

Nah.... I really don't think those are needed.. do you...? Unless it's that all Leo's have extra tax breaks, and pensions......

I can do a lot for Leos in Europe, but the Iron Chancellor, Joe Von Garage may have to be persuaded.....Oh good, I have no policies except paying less to Europe and divvying it up among the deserving...i.e. us

Oh! really wanted a shiny badge..But..... a rossette and big house in the country will do.....

Same here, il take one aswell... just stick it on expenses and jobs a goodun


Send some porn vids along with it aswell.

 I'm all for that..... and don't worry about the Chancellor......I'll either have another re-shuffle.... OR I will play loud music in No 10 all night and  keep him awake..... OR I will pass a Bill making prawn sarnies compulsory

 Sorry, but we only give out porn video's to OH's

Erm, who's in charge of expenses and can I have a form please?

There ya are QOHT.... have a whole 5 years worth

As Minister for Sport, I am delighted to hand over all responsibilities to you for both horse racing and John McCririck ~ please feel free to use him as you see fit......

By the way, my first law I am passing as Minister of Sport is that West Bromwich Albion will remain in the Premier League permanently and that the Wimbledon fortnight will be sunny at all times.. now if you excuse me, I am starting to pack for the World Cup.

PM, I would like to request a box at West Bromwich Albion, no sitting with the rif raff, and centre court seats at Wimbledon once I am back from South Africa, not bothered about the house in the country...

No sooner asked for than done PB How are you?

Fankoo.  Now, anyone know the phone number for the Prime Minister of the Seychelles? I have vair important political fings to discuss...

I think you will have to talk to Foreign Minister Kaytee on that one QOHT...... I am sure she will have it on speed dial on her  Iphone

Can I make a recommendation, for all of us who see the importance of transparency?
Can I recommend bank notes are made see through?

Bliddy hell Blizzy... What next..... you asking for Chief Whip..

No way!

What is the manifesto?

Mani festo?  Erm...is it sort of like Glastonbury but with Italian male strippers?  

 And they said it would never work!

As Mount Olympus has already grabbed the post of Speaker can I be the deputy speaker? Then in my parrot persona I can squawk: "ORDER ORDER - Who's a pretty boy".

damn I only just untangled my baggy stockings and de flea'd my wig..  rushed in to bang my stick and called Order but El Loro got there before me..

*goes back to sleep *

 olly....sweet dreams Speaker

And on the subject of bank notes, can I timidly suggest that since they are confiscating those 500 Euro notes because of all the nasty criminals busy laundering them, shall we make a quick grab for them to protect the public?