Do I need to vote on anything yet?

Is Iceland in the EU? : pedantic :

I'll be Transport Mininster....riding round in me husbands Taxi (and paying him on expenses) whilst leaving the dirty smelly public transport for the rest of you!

My bike does not smell.

Well, I'm not submissive, but I think I'd still qualify.
Unlike our Chief Whip!

I want to be minister for cake and chocolate (for the next few months anyway) please.

Absorbant seat cover?

If you are using forum parliamentary privelege to suggest that I "snarf" Mrs Joe's "selle royale" I may challenge you to a duel.

Prawn sarnies at 20 paces?

No its up the high street next to Poundland....

  You know that I would run a mile away from sea-filth.

Iwant to be the minister to Potty Pirates Arrrgh.. I can scrape the barnicles from yer bottoms
If not that I want to be Minister of silly voices...

Oh me too....if it swims i don't eat it!

I've had a Mr Chris Grayling on the telephone asking if he can be Minister for musicals?

Can I be forumner without portfolio ?

stop nit picking...I'm the Europe Minister, so how the hell would I know....it might be

*grabs all the prawn sarnies...wearing latex gloves due to allergy...and shoves them under the seats in the sleeping quarters lordy house....hopes the smell will disguise the aroma of old mans' pee-pee*

Oi!....put those sarnies back...or I'll have to mug an Embassy for some sardines

Aren't they the places that have pyramids of Ferrero Rocher all over the place?? Grab some of them too KT....I can use them for target practise when the old duffers nod off with their gobs open.....

Your wish is my command Mrs B.....*unloads white van of Ferrero Rocher.....shoves the ambassador back in.....*x

PMSL Suzy

OMG.... what are you lot like

Good Evening Prime Minister

Aaaagh AKT..you are really spoiling us....

LMAO... Good evening Foreign Minister *where's my pressie?*

I'll be Pinkbabe's outrageous assistant, if not then a place in Education Cabinet will fulfill my responsibilities...

As a representative of the Lounge Bus Stop party I feel my lateness to this thread fully demonstrates my qualifications to be Minister for Public Transport ...... please

Granted Hoochie..... but please remember, the PM get's *first past the conductor* on the bus

I was thinking Minister for Youth and Soaps Darlo

Lets ambush the Queen Vic.

Ooh yes love that title.

I will get Suzy to put you on the list

All Hail Prime Minister baz - we are not worthy  Can I be deputy?

Leaves a small deposit outside litter tray.

I have provided snacks and a van full of Ferrero Rocher so far tonight Prime Minister......I can do you a week in Benidorm courtesy of the Spanish lot..if you like

 errm I'm a Bus Stopper not a liberal!!

Baz is in charge of organising the Coach Trip.

LOL.... it seems that post has already been filled Scatt.... How about Deputy to the Deputy

I'll settle for that - as long as I have some power I don't care

*shoves Katty back out through the cat flap*