It's all about the CONFIDENCE 

Ok then (where did the PM come from) 

I am Suzy, really I am  I gather the leather sofa's wasn't such a good idea...oh well, back to the drawing board 

I am the prime minister now and I demand that you all get a weeks holiday

Sterling work Home Secretary...it's lovely to see a little compassion around this place....not that I am casting aspersions on our PM the glorious, fragrant and simple divine Iron Lady Bazz 

Welcome Hyper  Are you revolting?

I concur Suzy (Baz's is knocking about somewhere)  

Asboed for revolting  

LOLOLOL 

How very dare you laugh at my hoovering - I am the chief cleaner in this establishment I'll have you know.

NOt a hope Hyper...... I have a 5 year fixed term....

 Hi suzy

You certainly are Miss S... and very good you are at it too *although I think you spend a little too much time dusting the policeman*

 Prime Minister Ma'am, I have to correct your statement - I only polished his truncheon once


*makes a mental note to be more discreet in future*

So sorry Miss S, no way was I inferring you were a scrubber or demeaning your position in any way. I apologize profusely for my giggle, and I promise not to kick over your bucket whilst I am sober  

Hmmm.. yes... well ... apology accepted.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some big knockers to rub down.

That made me LOLOL 

She sees and hears everything 
May I propose a vote of thanks to our wonderful cleaner-in-chief Miss S for going beyond the call of duty and servicing our constabulary 

*sprints into the building fresh from moonlighting a pole dancing lesson in Stringfellows....fails to notice nipple tassle fall off...slips on aforementioned tassle...ends up splatted on floor crying over severe nipple burn*


Errrrrrr....what am I supposed to be doing???

 You lot get worse Afternoon fellow Coalitioners

Seconded, we may get free tickets fro Stringfellows Suzy, thats if Miss S can find her nipple tassle 


 You lot get worse Afternoon fellow Coalitioners

Afternoon Prime Minister...

Scurries off for a meeting with my parole board   

LOL... Make sure you're not late then Dame Ann.... 

Runs out dropping briefcase and pink fluffy handcuffs fall out ( those warden sure like a joke ) Must dash, pub quiz night  a drunken later maybe 

LOL... have a nice time.... if someone we both know is there, say hi

Will do Baz and she is, that's why I said a drunken later...she leads me so, so astray lol 

 Yes i only have one now as I lost the other whilst polishing a helmet.....



We will head down to Stringfellows once I've hung out all your smalls

Miss S  You're my kinda gal .... a wee present!

It's been raining here, I hope they're not wet (the laundry I mean) I'm concerned about how fast you were polishing this helmet to lose your nipple tassel...As Home Sec I am concerned about speed limits..I do hope you understand, I have a job to uphold  

Speed is undervalued IMO

Hiya you, I was watching tv and then passed out 

Good Morning Government 

Blimey...I'm in my office before lunch...has someone moved the bar??


There won't be much whipping done today...my nipple burn is giving me gyp....any sharp movement and I'm reduced to tears...

Ooh Matron   *titters*  (scuse the pun)     

Chief Whip  Did your alarm clock go off too early? Come and join is in the Cabinet Bar...open 24 hours