she's not going to be happy about that...no sir!

Darn it...did the PM forget her Tenas again???

Always babes.

OMG.... there goes another special relationship Evening MP's

Is there going to be a Tena monthly allowance.

The Chancellor is implementing some serious cuts, so I doubt it Smarting 

The polling stations for the position of our Lord High Executioner have closed, the votes have been counted and I can reveal the result.

Drum roll........

Our new Lady High Executioner is Lady Lori


She has made it clear to me that her preferred weapon of execution is the scythe, so watch out for a penguin carrying a scythe.

Lady Lori's new residence:

Wow! Wont that melt in the heat of the Commons?

The igloo has been coated with a special heat-resistant chemical - that's why it's blue rather than white

I've only just spotted this....I Love It 

Congratulations to Lady Lori.
I love the residence El Loro


And thanks for running the poll. 
(I hope it has not caused friction in the office.)

Congrats to Lady Lori xx

Deputy PM checking in........"Will I EVER have something to do"......<wonders how old Baz is>.....

Lal noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she's already talking about a reshuffle 

Right, I know I haven't been in much, but I have been sorting out my new penthouse.  Do you think it would be okay to claim for a new marble bath suite on expenses?

You do realise that if you get anything to do - you can pass it straight to me - I am your Deputy

NOT A HOPE! This is a new, improved form of government.... *and anyway, we've already spent all the *expenses* Evening Right Dishonorables 

 The Ice lady cometh

Don't mind me....

Reminds me of painting the Forth Bridge - when they get to the end, they have to start from the beginning again

shameless Bump after the disclosure that our Home Secretary (The Hon. Dame Ann Average) wears a hoody, balaclava, and gloves for spurious reasons. Make of it what you will....

 I've removed the balaclava, it's just too hot and it's making it difficult to type whilst my specs are slipping down into the woolly mouth piece. I'll also have you know Suzy, I am taking the post of Home Sec seriously and although my hoodies may not be fitting for a home sec it does make me blend in when I am (staggering) walking home after a social night out! 


Baz already sacked us on day one, she reshuffled before we had a shuffle  I just ignored that flippant remark and I'm sure Baz can see how diligently  I have undertaken my new position 

I am so sorry Dame....your diligence is noted....(I also want to keep my job so I will wait for the others to sack you ) 

Thanks for your support (I think ) Suzy, I'm sure I'll be safe, although I'm not to sure about you  

May I make a claim on expenses? We've just been out on the bikes and due to hydration issues, we were forced to stop at an inn. I bought Mrs Joe a pint of cider and fizz and m'self a hen. We shared a bowl of chips. Further on down the road I bought her a  Magnum. We know how to live.

I think we should hold a cabinet meeting in the said pub, just to sample the ale to make sure you have a valid claim 

I think I need to be making a call to the national press Chancellor....let them be the arbiters. As for our Home Secretary, I will make a plea on her behalf as I am aware that she lives outside (well outside) of London...and she was not to know that her fashion sense was not only spurious, but also un-seasonal....I trust that this will secure both our positions within the Coalition.....I think 

 us Labour voters have to make our clothes adaptable for any weather...I have cut the sleeves off my hoody and Velcroed the armpits so I can attach them again in winter It's playing havoc with underarms and aggravated by my deodorant  I am aware you are making the plea on behalf of my best interests Suzy (puts Asbo order back in drawer) 

Absolutely Home Sec.

Where is our PM ? Suzy and I want to know if we're still picking up our pay check at the end of the month...holidays are swiftly descending on us...it's either a two weeks South Pacific holiday or two day break in a caravan at Clacton. I'm guessing Suzy and I prefer the two week holiday

She's slacking Dame....but I still think she's fabUlous....best PM ever

Asbo kiss ass  

LMAO Evening Ministers I've been off on a junket organized by the Foreign Office..... all strictly business of course...

I never sanctioned that....or perhaps I did...good evening PM 

Are you sure? ..... I've got your signature on it...look... *removes carbon from sheaf of papers* Hi there Suzy

Well how rude, why couldn't the whole cabinet go.... I need answers before I abstain from the next important vote. Don't be threatening me with the sack, I have contacts with the NOTW 

Evening my Lords and Ladies





Who do I approach for a pay rise?

Well.....okay PM but you can put your white bits away now 

Because I needed someone here that I could rely on... *and cos I'm the PM.. sticks tongue out*  Hi Dame Ann