hang on can I be Speaker. .that way you can't get rid of me unless I resign mwahahahah

Can I be Minister for Sport please? Then I can appoint John McCririck as my 'special' adviser for horseracing

I'll be the no.10 moggie,I shall piss and shit eveywhere,scratch the furniture and attack everyone.

I think Maggie Thatcher's probably doing that.

Depends - have you got a snonorous, booming voice that carries, but won't shatter the windows, set off car alarms or wake up the Lords next door? As spinner-in-chief, I've got to think of our public image

I might have I also promise not to do that public speaking hands thing [thumbs pointed up for positivity and hands that look like farm gates and totally stiff and unnatural] that drives me bonkers and takes my attention away from what people are saying..

Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury Bazzile - (Iron Lady) Conservative Home Secretary Dame Ann Average - (Wont go far from Home) Labour Foreign Secretary Suzybean - (Diplomatic Innit) LibDem/Marxist/Leninist Defence Secratary Zaphod - (Gets to look hard, riding in a tank with loads of medals) Independent Culture Secretary MrMeatandPotatoPie - (NO MORE PRAWN SARNIES111) Labour Education Secretary Duckypup - (School Year lasts 1 week) LibDem/Labour Sports Minister PinkBabe1966 - (Watch out Premier League!) Independent/Labour Minister for Europe Kaytee - (Champer, chokkies, and paté for all the Comrades) Labour/SNP Chief Whip MrsB - (Nuff Said) Conservative Spin Doctor in Chief and Bouncer Demantoid (You're not getting in if your name's not down) Labour

GaGa Goodwill Ambassador (in absentia) *deegs*

Bazzile - (Iron Lady)

Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury Bazzile - (Iron Lady) Conservative Home Secretary Dame Ann Average - (Wont go far from Home) Labour Foreign Secretary Suzybean - (Diplomatic Innit) LibDem/Marxist/Leninist Defence Secratary Zaphod - (Gets to look hard, riding in a tank with loads of medals) Independent Culture Secretary MrMeatandPotatoPie - (NO MORE PRAWN SARNIES111) Labour Education Secretary Duckypup - (School Year lasts 1 week) LibDem/Labour Sports Minister PinkBabe1966 - (Watch out Premier League!) Independent/Labour Minister for Europe Kaytee - (Champer, chokkies, and paté for all the Comrades) Labour/SNP Chief Whip MrsB - (Nuff Said) Conservative Spin Doctor in Chief and Bouncer Demantoid (You're not getting in if your name's not down) Labour Minister for the Drinks Cabinet Stonks (hic) Speaker Mount Olympus (scratchy wig and baggy stockings but there till she's dead) Minister without Portfolio Queen of the High Teas (Bags of Responsibility but does Sod all) Chancellor of the Exchequer Garage Joe (well it makes sense) Deputy Prime Minister Lal (gets to look lovingly at Baz) Number 10 Pussy Kattymieoww (purrs) GaGa Goodwill Ambassador (in absentia) *deegs* (OH NO YOU DIDENT

GaGa Goodwill Ambassador (in absentia) *deegs*

Minister for the Drinks Cabinet Stonks (hic) Speaker Mount Olympus (scratchy wig and baggy stockings but there till she's dead) Minister without Portfolio Queen of the High Teas (Bags of Responsibility but does Sod all) Chancellor of the Exchequer Garage Joe (well it makes sense) Deputy Prime Minister Lal (gets to look lovingly at Baz) Number 10 Pussy Kattymieoww (purrs) GaGa Goodwill Ambassador (in absentia) *deegs* (OH NO YOU DIDENT

Can I have a seat in the other place.

Woo Hoo....free booze........there will be free snacks courtesy of the EU. Menu.....Prawn sandwiches (Iceland) Sausages on sticks (Denmark)......stuck into an orange (Spain) cheeseboard.....nicked from everywhere Sour grapes......France

 Can I have a seat in the other place. I fancy a snooze.

Right the bar is open and free to all who earn £100,000 or over a year..we can't be worrying over silly things like bar bills when there's so much more to claim for....

Ah the freeloading has started already.