BANG!!!!!.... ooo look... who want to read the motto? *pockets plastic keyring*

Below are the 10 of your jokes we found funniest, in reverse order. Don't blame us - you sent them in.

10. Gary, UK
Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea? One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.

9. Patrick Molyneux, England
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.

8. Neil Biswas, England
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper.

7. Sonya, UK
Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude.

6. Caroline, England
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi' Jammin
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
Hope you like Jammin too.

5. Kazza, UK
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it.

4. Elizabeth Elwell, Australia
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

 

 

3. Dave McWhirter, UK
Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate.

2. John Warland, UK
What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin?
You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.

1. Daniel Huntley, Aberystwyth, Wales
What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.

i want the plastic keyring u can have the flimsy hat

NO!! I got the keyring fair and square!!  You can have the plastic game

  Would be nice to have some of this on Christmas eve....gone by midnight boxing day though!..

ooo whats the game? , i want a white christmas , never gunna happen tho

We had one 3 Christmas's ago....started snowing on Christmas Eve... and my young grandkids were up sharing it with us..... it was magical My 4 year old granddaughter thought Nanna had ordered it , just for her

no fair! i never get white christmas's

btw thats lovely baz bet that was a christmas u will remember forever!

Yes.....mind you , I was in trouble the next year, when we wet down to stay with them.... cos I never brought the snow with me

christmas has started 11111111111111111

can u send some my way baz?  

hey there gypsie! dont hog it!

i thought id better get a masssoooove bottle...i know what you forum laydees are like

im not a lady gypsie

Why are my pictures so small?

hey BD!

*grabs the Baileys and hides in the parlour*

Hello Chicken, are you hungry?  That last picture you posted looks delicious.

i love christmas dinner! best meal of the year!

dont forget to hang ur stocking up BD!

Oh gawd, who's going to answer the door to the carol singers?

*grabs the brandy, and hides in parlor with Tayto*

I WILL! i love a good old carol!

*grabs any booze I can find and joins baz and tayto in parlour*

gifts for all
lovely thread

*pushes Baz out from under the mistletoe - just incase George turns up*

oooo thanx JAF!! wonder what it is.... *shakes* oooo..... ill wait till christmas morning to open it!

Have you seen the sugar mice yet?

Oooooo I LOVE  sugar mice *shoves Tayto out from under the mistletoe, grabs the branch and runs*

Too late Baz.  He's been and gone    leaving me with a big smile on my face.  

Pity our Avatars are so small.  We could have lovely Christmas ones.

chistmas cake made it myself (if only)

Can I still join if I don't like the said day?