I've given up thinking of them... I keep coming back here and laughing like a drain.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
My personal favourite... and this conjures up so many delightful scenarios....
Paolo Nuttella
Kaffy! 
My mate just sent me a pic of her and Mr Nutella from earlier today !
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I hate her. How? Where? Why? Did she give him my number???
Heheheh! I'm guessing he's in his home town, that's where she lives She's stuck it on Facebook now, not that she's gloating or anything 
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Did anyone do Sophie Tarka Dahl?
Jamie Cullumpy custard I think
Sadie Frosting
(i bet she's gloating slinks)
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Did anyone do Sophie Tarka Dahl?
Nice one!
Moby Spotted Dick
Brat kartoffel Pitt.
One for Frau Koeln I rather fancy cake.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Brat kartoffel Pitt. One for Frau Koeln I rather fancy cake.
You can eat cake, I will let you, but, I'm confused, apart from the cake..
Chilli Holiday
Jasper Carrot Cake
Peter Stringbeanfellow
Mince Vaughan
Gwyneth Poultry
Wesley Tripes
Gregory Peck of pickled peppers
Eric Can[of]tuna
Coffee Annan
Evelyn Waugh-burtons bread
Edwina Currie
Lembit O'pickle
Herb Alpert
The Bee Cheese
John Belsushi
Aberdeen-Angus Deayton
Marilyn Codroe
Semolina Scott
Frank Prune-o
Johnny RiceMÞller
Ken Homelette
Bread Pitta and Angelina Jelly
Paulo Wanchope Onechip
It's time to pack in when one has to explain jokes. However....... Brat Kartoffel is a low calorie German preparation. Fried sliced potatoes with a further insult of two fried eggs on top.
Thus the one for Frau Koeln comment. When I saw the word fancy, I thought that I might add cake.
I shall now pack in.
Need to be a certain age for this one...
Aztec Bar Camera
Dean Friedrice
Sardine Martin
Bean Windass
Pate Smith
Dairylea Evans
Originally Posted by Baby Bunny:
Frank Prune-o
Hahah!
