It does Ros - he is quite  too

just thinking that mrs B - best so far

Yes, I saw that too, are they looking for a vote 

I wish you could all hear him (my hubby)..   

he is still ranting..   

"they all hate us, they don't vote for us, but they all want a bit of us.... its ironic...   the English entry should be Elbonian"... 

^^^ direct transcript of Mr D rant

Hello Eurovision people

The Guardian is doing a live blog on the whole contest tonight, thought some of you might be interested, Stuart Heritage(who did the hilarious X Factor blogs) will be blogging from 9.30pm:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-a...-dusseldorf-liveblog

Watching Denmark now. Looks like Brian Harvey with a Jedward quiff, lol.

Oh dear oh dear

Gotta love the Eurovision!!

And having 'Jedward' hair, he's looking 'Oirish' too.

Never been to Elbonia, Ditty

Z.

I'll give him 1 point 

I'm first

ha ha "the number of deaf people who enjoy the Eurovision Song Contest"

Z.

For the crassness of it 

Lithuania....wonder if this is a cover of Bewitched...C'est La Vie??

Guess not 

I actually had to ask if it was a real European country! 

He dared me to admit that on here!      But I will...   I feel no shame!    Its totally possible!! 

(but he did explain its origins to me)

Down girl!! 

I think I'd prefer if they sang in their own languages.

That way, I wouldn't understand how cack the lyrics are.

dull............dull.............dull.............

Gotta feel sorry for their 'hearing' dogs 

PMSL at Mr D

Blurry 'ell this one is booooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

ooo a strident voice

Do you know if there is a rule that they must sing in English now Yogi? Or have some been singing in their own language..

so who is warbling along to this one then?

wake me up when she's finished will yer?

tis crap in 17 bloody languages 

me too

yep - might win then

love your Avi

Phew that's over

Z.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo