I can't bloody wait.

GO JEDWARD!

Evening La Ducky ..

Go Blue.... ... hmmmm maybe that sounds like someone imploring a pregnancy test to be positive

Z.

Don't for get your trusty scorecard available in pdf form at

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/eurovisio...rty/scorecards.shtml

Z.

I love it. I get the big telly for 3 hours. And I think Royaume-Uni will do well, that Blue song is catchy as hell.

Jedward!! Go f yourse.... Oh I probably can't say that here.

There are many things in this world I do not understand. How this absolute drivel for music and the shitty 2 faced voting has survived so long I do not know.

I would rather stick my head down the toilet for 3 hours

I like that song too. It totally tacky-tastic 

I wonder if the scorecards could be printed on toilet paper.. It would be most apt.

Then you have misunderstood the post modern irony of the whole thing James... some of these countries think they are good!!

Z.

I think you need to accept it for what it is.... 3 hours of, mostly, shit pop, outrageous costumes, bizarre backing singers, awful pre-filmed preludes while each act sets up... gob smacking pre-voting entertainment and hugely biased voting

Music has nothing to do with it

Z.

It seems you have just repeated what i said Z but in a more eloquent manner. 

Wide variety of opinions alreay - and there are only six replies!

I heard Blue's entry a while ago and although I don't think we'll end up with 'nil points' I can't really see it getting anywhere close either.

Then again, I didn't think Germany's song would get anywhere much last year!

Yep... except for the head down the toilet bit

Z.

Help yourself there James....

Tis why i love it.

Go Jedward woohoooooooo

I can't wait to see how excitable they are.

I'm not using that cheap toilet.. I have one lined up already

Does anyone really like Jedward?

I wouldn't sit on it

Z.

I watch it because.........of what Zaph said

Now that is bluddy scary

LTNS Loislane, welcome back. Hope you and Jessica are well.

I'll be joining in with some pointing and laughing at tonight's Eurovision.

You didn't get any answers I notice James. Let me be the first to say errrrrrrrrm nope 

Wogan made it for me.......not the same without his quiet wit.....

Depends what you mean by like?

I wouldn't buy their records...... I wouldn't necessarily like to be stuck in a room with them...... but I do like watching them perform, cos they make me smile. I think it's their childish enthusiasm for anything and everything.

I only watched it for old Wogan's p*ss taking.  And I agree it's just not the same any more

Evening all

This is all a bag of shyte now.  Too many eastern block countries voting for their neighbours.. we have NO chance, and it doesnt help that our song is pants either.  I reckon we won't even get into the top 15. 

I won't be watching as I don't want to waste 3 hours of my life that I will never get back. 

I used to love eurovision pre 2000s, and it's a shame that it's so crap now.  It should really be in 2 parts now... 'Western Eurovision song contest' and 'Eastern Eurovision song contest...'  there's enough countries now to do that...theres at least 15 to 18 in each part.  Then the top 8 or 10 from each, go into a final, where there will be 8-10 countries from eastern europe and 8-10 countries from western europe..... It will be much fairer...Plenty of countries have dropped out over the years because its so political now, and I think if it remains like it is, we should too.

Jedward BTW, are two of the most pointless, irritating, talentless twats ever to grace my tv screen.. This is what British 'entertainment' is largely made up of these days; pointless drivel with talentless twits.

The tension mounts

Evening We few, we happy few, we band of brothers/sisters [delete where applicable]

It's not St Crispin's Day by any chance?

Z.

Me too, one year we watched with subtitles and the poor person who had to translate his remarks was really struggling.  We were in hysterics

me too