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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by wonder:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DanceSettee:


.his fanbase is spreading all over t'universe


so is his belly

wash out Thy gob!!!!!

he's a fine figure of a man ..only 32" waist

Marus used all my 100 bottles of mouthwash, Daves lovely

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Originally posted by wonder:


Marus used all my 100 bottles of mouthwash, Daves lovely

Ok..fair enough....but you'll have to say 20 Hail Vivienne's now before you get your holy yorkshire pud......40 if you want gravy with it

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by wonder:


Marus used all my 100 bottles of mouthwash, Daves lovely

Ok..fair enough....but you'll have to say 20 Hail Vivienne's now before you get your holy yorkshire pud......40 if you want gravy with it

Vivienne should give Dave a free spanx with all the free advertising he has given her

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Originally posted by wonder:


Vivienne should give Dave a free spanx with all the free advertising he has given her

HE'll be giving you a free spanks lady if you keep casting nasturtiums about his sylph like catwalk model figure

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by wonder:


Vivienne should give Dave a free spanx with all the free advertising he has given her

HE'll be giving you a free spanks lady if you keep casting nasturtiums about his sylph like catwalk model figure

I would prefer Siavash to spank me but that might be best for another thread, another forum, another dream

ey up possee.......

had me tea...were blummin luvely....curried spaghetti wi bit o garlic an oven chips....like our dave i like t eat tha healthy food.....

feel proper full up now like.....havin me pud now....a ciggie....so tha's exercise taken care of fur day an all.......

He went and asked everyone to put him up for eviction not that they all did but he still asked as did marcus

Love to see charlie saying put him up for eviction i would like to see what happens

I would have loved fred and dave to have got together in house they would have been brilliant together so funny i think anyway

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

quote:

Originally posted by wonder:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DanceSettee:


.his fanbase is spreading all over t'universe


so is his belly

wash out Thy gob!!!!!

he's a fine figure of a man ..only 32" waist

PMSL! love Him!

Isn't it a shame you can't climb into your computer screen and escape the various emotional stuff going on in your living room?

None of it to do with me. I'm taking refuge in here.

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Originally posted by skive:
Isn't it a shame you can't climb into your computer screen and escape the various emotional stuff going on in your living room?

None of it to do with me. I'm taking refuge in here.

Ear plugs and blinkers Skive, that's what I do.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee.......

had me tea...were blummin luvely....curried spaghetti wi bit o garlic an oven chips....like our dave i like t eat tha healthy food.....

feel proper full up now like.....havin me pud now....a ciggie....so tha's exercise taken care of fur day an all.......

aye, you got t'keep in shape

Who knows, one day there'll be knock ont'door and there'll be Saint Vivienne asking us to do catwalk fer 'er, and if yer can't get yer gob in a gimp mask without stretching t'it, she'll be off asking nextdo'er... and yer won't be wanting that now ...oh no

I'm upping me fags just to help me get that permanent pursed lip loook that models do ....i'll be loooking proper gawjus in no time me

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by skive:
Isn't it a shame you can't climb into your computer screen and escape the various emotional stuff going on in your living room?

None of it to do with me. I'm taking refuge in here.

Ear plugs and blinkers Skive, that's what I do.

I'm doing my best 'don't include me in any of this because I'm so engrossed in this website I'm looking at' thing.

It's not working.

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Originally posted by skive:
Isn't it a shame you can't climb into your computer screen and escape the various emotional stuff going on in your living room?

None of it to do with me. I'm taking refuge in here.

oooh whats occuring

here...park yer arse and have a fag

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

quote:

Originally posted by skive:
Isn't it a shame you can't climb into your computer screen and escape the various emotional stuff going on in your living room?

None of it to do with me. I'm taking refuge in here.

oooh whats occuring

here...park yer arse and have a fag

Can't explain yet, lots of eyes within reading distance. Will be back later when they've all fecked off to bed.

Quick summary while there's a break for refreshments.

1. lodger since May, marriage kaput, dog custody battle, new fancy man, son in g/f parent's caravan split with g/f, new flat found

2. ex-wife drops getting married again bombshell, grown up sons not spesh happy, moving in with dad,

3. i just want to look at lolcats

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Originally posted by skive:
Quick summary while there's a break for refreshments.

1. lodger since May, marriage kaput, dog custody battle, new fancy man, son in g/f parent's caravan split with g/f, new flat found

2. ex-wife drops getting married again bombshell, grown up sons not spesh happy, moving in with dad,

3. i just want to look at lolcats

bluddy hell skive...it's like Emmerdale round yours

You'd better have two fags.....and some kitten therapy....here look at these for a while and let their gingerness soothe your brow

Afternoon posse

Hope you're all working hard and haven't sneaked off to t' Bingo

Apparently our Dave is not a happy man today

He was given apricot jam, which he DOES NOT LIKE!!! and no-one would swap with him

.....what a pile of nasty pasties

I think this means WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loved Daves "galloping legs" as he watched the horse racing yesterday!

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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
Loved Daves "galloping legs" as he watched the horse racing yesterday!

aye...his joy must out

ow dare they treat dave like that.....givin him tha apricot jam????.......

dave is a man o taste....e kners a good jam when e sees one like....an apricot isn't a jam fur a man o dave's standin......

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Afternoon posse

Hope you're all working hard and haven't sneaked off to t' Bingo

Apparently our Dave is not a happy man today

He was given apricot jam, which he DOES NOT LIKE!!! and no-one would swap with him

.....what a pile of nasty pasties

I think this means WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ey up possee.....owpe tha's all reet grand..

evening spunj

How are you this evening. I have just woken up and am getting myself dolled up ready to watch our Dave later....I think i'll wear the chiffon tonight....he's worth it

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:


Hope you're all working hard and haven't sneaked off to t' Bingo

*Hides dabber*

Ladies

I'm wearing Westwood.

Tim, though

ow do dancers.......

eee i'm proper grand me...had a reet busy day tidyin up tha place an ironin me vivien westwood clawthes like.....like yer say...gotta look nice fur our dave....

i'm going t wear me safety harness shirt wi me white trowsers like fur when i watch our lard later....

appen i went t shops an all...told em what i thought o their apricot jam....if it's not good enough fur dave....appen it's not good enough fur me...

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Originally posted by fracas:
Ladies

I'm wearing Westwood.

Tim, though

ow do luv......

Ow do 'pants. I am eating my tea and dry retching. It's fishguts with pig tails

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Originally posted by fracas:
Ladies

I'm wearing Westwood.

Tim, though

oooh I had you down as more of an Eastwood.

Clint

type of girl, in a hairy poncho

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Originally posted by fracas:
Ow do 'pants. I am eating my tea and dry retching. It's fishguts with pig tails

*gallops around fred wearing jockey clothes*......eurghhhhhhhhh eurghhhhhhh eurghhhhh....eeeeee i couldn't eat that me....yer like proper brave like.....

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by fracas:
Ladies

I'm wearing Westwood.

Tim, though

oooh I had you down as more of an Eastwood.

Clint

type of girl, in a hairy poncho

*Whistles*

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


*gallops around fred wearing jockey clothes*......eurghhhhhhhhh eurghhhhhhh eurghhhhh....eeeeee i couldn't eat that me....yer like proper brave like.....

It's reet shit

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


appen i went t shops an all...told em what i thought o their apricot jam....if it's not good enough fur dave....appen it's not good enough fur me...

Hope you made a placard

All this kerfuffle has made me wonder what would be our Lard's jam of choice?

T'would be tuuuurible if he turned up one day for a pikelet and I just sat there bemused

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


appen i went t shops an all...told em what i thought o their apricot jam....if it's not good enough fur dave....appen it's not good enough fur me...

Hope you made a placard

All this kerfuffle has made me wonder what would be our Lard's jam of choice?

T'would be tuuuurible if he turned up one day for a pikelet and I just sat there bemused

i reckon our lards choice is tha strawberry....or appen it might be tha lemon curd....

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Originally posted by fracas:

quote:

Originally posted by DanceSettee:


Hope you're all working hard and haven't sneaked off to t' Bingo

*Hides dabber*

Don't hide yer dabber love, t'tank might need a bit of topping up......it chafes easily ya knaw

Here have you tried the new designer dabbers they've got down t'Mecca naw?

Reet grand they are

I thought that said Bingo penis

I'll have a million, thankyou.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i reckon our lards choice is tha strawberry....or appen it might be tha lemon curd....

Beef. Beef jam

Damien Hirst looks like he's serious about his bingo

have yer eard like tha on another fred like sumone thinks our dave might be a fm???

ow like cool would tha be like if our lard were here??

i'd like proper faint me....

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Originally posted by fracas:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i reckon our lards choice is tha strawberry....or appen it might be tha lemon curd....

Beef. Beef jam