Morning Possee.Well still fridgeless.Went everywhere yesterday.Now will have ter give oop on fridge/freezer, make do wit the freezer I have and jurst buy a fridge.Did see some perfect ones but they were jurst that bit too tall to fit.
The sun is out and really warm ere terday,so where we of terday possee?
ey up possee xx.......
.hurpe tha's all well......
.hurpe tha's all well......
Ey oop Spongebob,ow yer doing chuck?
Ey oop Dance lurve,where's all possee gone?
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Ey oop Dance lurve,where's all possee gone?
vortex must'uv come an got thum bo 
it'a strange day terday...cum back frum shops ter find 2 men on me roof......summut about sorting out me digibox
...i give em short shrift I can tell thee.......I'll have none of that smut in (or on) my hows 
OMG.I thought it was a DIY job.Men on yer roof brandishing their tools.Glad yer gave em short shrift like Dance
Appen possee must ave passed threw vortex agin Dance lurve,cos there's nur sign of em rund ere.Devo's bin sleeping at the wheel fer days.
a dewsbury bump fur possee....
Evenin t'posse
Eeee ah weren't caught in t'vortex flowers, ah got off t'bus fer a few days ter do some shoppin fer bahhhrggains - got meself a nice line in lumiminimumimuous t-shirts.
'Ope alls well wi yer all - any sign of our Lard yet?
Eeee ah weren't caught in t'vortex flowers, ah got off t'bus fer a few days ter do some shoppin fer bahhhrggains - got meself a nice line in lumiminimumimuous t-shirts.
'Ope alls well wi yer all - any sign of our Lard yet?
Ey great ter see yer possee.I ope yer got some gerd bargains Miss S.
Spongebob you've bin keeping low profile.No news of our lard yet ave, yer bin off gallivanting wit lard?
Spongebob you've bin keeping low profile.No news of our lard yet ave, yer bin off gallivanting wit lard?
'Ow do Bo lass = 'ow's things been on tbus then?
Devo been stayin awake I 'ope
Thougth Our Lard might 'ave been on and left us a special message from t'bottom of his 'eart.
Cooome on Dave where ur yer???????
Devo been stayin awake I 'ope
Thougth Our Lard might 'ave been on and left us a special message from t'bottom of his 'eart.
Cooome on Dave where ur yer???????
That there Devo bin sleeping his life away,bin missing possee I reckon.I ope he's fit enuff like ter be driving us this weekend,otherwise it'll be his co-driver Cat at the wheel.
Cat's not the best ov bus drivers like being ginger he has very short fuse that cat, and be subject ter road rage.
Cat's not the best ov bus drivers like being ginger he has very short fuse that cat, and be subject ter road rage.
Eeeee, we don't want that t'ginger cat drivin t'bus fer sure.
Without blowin at out of all precaution, ah think wur'll be safer if you do the drivin fer now Bo.
Ah would offer looove but ahm just 'avin a coop o tea an a fag.
Without blowin at out of all precaution, ah think wur'll be safer if you do the drivin fer now Bo.
Ah would offer looove but ahm just 'avin a coop o tea an a fag.
Well I'll der driving termorrow,as I've jurst ad a large white wine in forum bar.I dern't want the constables after us again like.I hate driving at night and that there cat has better eyesight in T'dark than me.So better lass if we set off in t'murning.
What's that noise ootside Miss S,can yer ear summit Lass?
What's that noise ootside Miss S,can yer ear summit Lass?
What's those funny lights in t'sky?
Yer right Bo - best not be drivin after t'glass o wine - might draw t'attention o that bent t'copper blerk again.
What can yer 'ear outside loove ? Should ah be frightened or summat?
What can yer 'ear outside loove ? Should ah be frightened or summat?
Well there be this Big round object in sky like wit flashing lights.Yer durn't think they be aliens der yer and ave addicted Dance?
Ey oop,I think it's about ter land in that field over there.
I read tother day that Yorkshire has the most sightings of UFO's.I bet they aven't seen one land in field infront ov their very eyes lass.
I think yer 'ave 'ad one too many t'wines tonight Bo - yer seein things looove!
'appen if t'spaceship does land thow our Lard should be there to t'greet them and show them the sights of Dewsbury - eeee they could join us on t'bus fer the ride!
'appen if t'spaceship does land thow our Lard should be there to t'greet them and show them the sights of Dewsbury - eeee they could join us on t'bus fer the ride!
Well we could offer them some Yorkshire ospitality like.ow about some Yorkshire Puds with gravy on.
Ey oop lurk what ah fouwind 
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..ee tha did a grand job tha tiddly luv.....
eeey oop posse 
well bugger me, yer'll never believe what 'appened ter me ter keep me away fer sur long...........remember that man in black....well he came back ter say hello, next thing i knew was a greet big flash o'light and i was on t'other side of th'galaxy wi' bloody cat.
'appen them daleks that used ter support our Lard wanted an hupdate on is progress......and i wuz appy ter tell them how well he's bin doing.
Spent the rest o'the time partying wi'the buggers....they're not as bad as people make out, vury nice bunch in fact, an they love their discoing they do
So they've decided ter teleport th'whool bus ter join in their jamboree
well bugger me, yer'll never believe what 'appened ter me ter keep me away fer sur long...........remember that man in black....well he came back ter say hello, next thing i knew was a greet big flash o'light and i was on t'other side of th'galaxy wi' bloody cat.
'appen them daleks that used ter support our Lard wanted an hupdate on is progress......and i wuz appy ter tell them how well he's bin doing.
Spent the rest o'the time partying wi'the buggers....they're not as bad as people make out, vury nice bunch in fact, an they love their discoing they do
So they've decided ter teleport th'whool bus ter join in their jamboree
Jamboree ya say? Nowt lik some reet good ging gang goolie acshun any neet of 't week. Count me in loov, lead 't way!
Ow do posse!!!
Eeee Dance loowk where yev taken us - in t'episode of t'Doctor 'ho !!!!
Blooody brillliyantt!!!!!
Ahv always wanted ter be in t'episode wi t'Daleks - chance of a lifetime, dream come true, intit !!!!
T'other one over there jurst told me like.He wanted ter be transported ter where there might be Dialects,so they were directed ter our bus possee.
Great intit."There's no business like show business."
Great intit."There's no business like show business."
Eeeey up Bo
Them Daleks won't be able ter understand us on t'bus thow - wull 'ave ter just keep them entertained by playin t'music and feedin 'em t'Yorkshire Tea Loaf
'Appen it won't do ter get on t'wrong side of 'em
Them Daleks won't be able ter understand us on t'bus thow - wull 'ave ter just keep them entertained by playin t'music and feedin 'em t'Yorkshire Tea Loaf
'Appen it won't do ter get on t'wrong side of 'em
Ey oop Miss S lurve,
They seem ok so far,lets jurst keep partying wit em until we can think of summit."Those feet,those feet I lurve those Tiger feet."
Cat and Devo look as though they're enjoying themselves.
Good job it weren't Cyber bwggars.
They seem ok so far,lets jurst keep partying wit em until we can think of summit."Those feet,those feet I lurve those Tiger feet."
Cat and Devo look as though they're enjoying themselves.
Good job it weren't Cyber bwggars.
Eee if it were Cyber bwggers yer wouldn't see me fer t'dust looove - ahm bloooody terrified of 'em!!!!!
Anyways ahm just off fer me kip Bo - maybes catch ye in a t'few days when ahm back on t'bus
Have a looovely night - dance yer luminmimmiunous socks off
Anyways ahm just off fer me kip Bo - maybes catch ye in a t'few days when ahm back on t'bus
Have a looovely night - dance yer luminmimmiunous socks off
Appen I will Miss S.Ave a good kip lass,see ya in a few days like.
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Eeeey up Bo Them Daleks won't be able ter understand us on t'bus thow - wull 'ave ter just keep them entertained by playin t'music and feedin 'em t'Yorkshire Tea Loaf 'Appen it won't do ter get on t'wrong side of 'em
eeeey oop posse that wuz a good idea there Miss S
'appen they love thur Tea lurf.....
ey oop possee xxx....
Er lourk Possee cummin oot of Spaceship.It be that Glenn Miller blurk that dissappeared int war, and Is that George Formby with hand on Ukulele and tother on Gracie Fields Bum.I reckon they be gonna play and sing fer ous.
'Ow do posse
Eeee Dance who'd've thought them Daleks would look so blooody brillliant in t'cap wi a fag in t'mouth
That one's a greedy bwugger thow look at number of t'slices 'e's got on t'plate!!!!
Bo, ah looove a bit o jazz me - but it's Vera Lynn ah want ter see looove
Eeee Dance who'd've thought them Daleks would look so blooody brillliant in t'cap wi a fag in t'mouth
That one's a greedy bwugger thow look at number of t'slices 'e's got on t'plate!!!!
Bo, ah looove a bit o jazz me - but it's Vera Lynn ah want ter see looove
ey oop miss s xx....tis quiet in possee these days like....still luvin tha pics our dancers pursts thur....
.tis quiet in possee these days like....still luvin tha pics our dancers pursts thur....
Ey oop possee our Dance be bloody brilliant like,I agree.
Ow do Spooonge n Bo
'appen it is quiet - every time ah coome on t'Posse 'as slipped down t'few pages
Where is our Lard?
Can't 'e at least give us proper fans a message - cooome on Dave - don't let us down lad!
'appen it is quiet - every time ah coome on t'Posse 'as slipped down t'few pages
Where is our Lard?
Can't 'e at least give us proper fans a message - cooome on Dave - don't let us down lad!
ey oop bo flowur xx.how's you luv?.hurpe tha's ok 
.appen e's doin a few persunul appearances oop north in tha clubs n stuff thur....