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DanceSetteeMember

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Bo - .Where's Dance bwggard of ter agin?I saw er eyeing oop a blurk that walked passed earlier.

Miss S - Goin' off wi t'blurks in t'middle of t'bus tour 'appen that's right rude - we've got the only blurk we need - our Lard Dance, yer a disgrace.

eeee sorry Posse ter cause such a kerfuffle. I just got cawt up in th'spirit o'th'Bigg Market when th'blurk frum Angel of t'North sidled up ter me wi' a saucy wink.

Besides which he wuz sur tall, dark an ansum, I cudnt resist

He said he wuz an 'ollywood actor who starred in that fim "Men in Black" and that e'd get me a break in films....but i wurk up this morning an he wuz gone

I feel such a silly slapper......I wuz used and abused

9/26/0911:11 PM

DanceSetteeMember

but i'll make it up fer making yer all wurry sur much...and fer wasting pretend purlice time.

I've spent all morning fiddling with Cliff

Let's all ave a sing song...it is Sabbath after all

9/26/0911:16 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

It looks like I got here just in time. Shit Keyboard Woman! My super power is a shit keyboard.

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9/26/0911:40 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

Dave looks like Julie Andrews in that pic. The hills are alive...! Shit keyboard.

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9/26/0911:42 PM

DanceSetteeMember

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It looks like I got here just in time. Shit Keyboard Woman! My super power is a shit keyboard.

morning Fracas

Seeing as it's Sabbarth like...I'll aske posse ter pray fer yer keyboard's soul...who nurs, it might elp.

9/27/0912:07 AM

DanceSetteeMember

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Dave looks like Julie Andrews in that pic. The hills are alive...!

funnily enough...yer've never seen Julie, Cliff or Dave in th' same room 'ave yer??

hmmmm

9/27/0912:08 AM

BojanglesMember

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Seeing as it's Sabbarth like...I'll aske posse ter pray fer yer keyboard's soul...who nurs, it might elp.

Says 12 Hail Viviennes fer fracus shit keyboard's soul.

9/27/091:26 AM

BojanglesMember

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Let's all ave a sing song...it is Sabbath after all

Brilliant as usual Dance lurve.

We're all guring on a summer holiday,for a week or twoooooooooooooo.

9/27/091:31 AM

DanceSetteeMember

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We're all guring on a summer holiday,for a week or twoooooooooooooo.

She's just a deviiillll womun..with evil on her mind !!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/27/092:52 AM

$fracas$ fracasMember

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Says 12 Hail Viviennes fer fracus shit keyboard's soul.

Still really shit. I have to keep going back and deleting vowels

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9/27/093:25 AM

BojanglesMember

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Still really shit. I have to keep going back and deleting vowels

I nur wat yer mean lass my vowels ave bin playing me oop summit rotten since last neets curry like.

9/27/094:28 AM

Former Member

'Ow do posssee!!!!

Eeeee Dance yer back wi us - thank St Viv fer that - me an Bo were proper worried last night an we were taken in by a t'bent copper wi Barbie noteboowwwk.

Yer lucky ter 'ave escaped wi yer life after spendin t'night wi that shady blurk!

Eeeee that Summer 'Oliday pic is bloooodddddyyy brilllllliant!!!

Don't we all looowk fabululoussss

9/27/095:02 AM

DanceSetteeMember

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Don't we all looowk fabululoussss

Aye we do that pet

if i'm not mistaken, there's a touch of the Una Stubbs about thee....and Bo is the spit o'that Hank Marvin

9/27/095:25 AM

Former Member

'Appen ah do looowk a bit like our Una in that photo Dance - ah can see t'resemblance wi Bo and Hank in all - eeee, it's just like looowkin at t'original cast from t'film intit?

Whaur's Devo drivin t'bus to today then?

9/27/095:35 AM

DanceSetteeMember

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Whaur's Devo drivin t'bus to today then?

who nurs Miss S...he's a law unto himself that dog

plus...we ave ter disentangle th'bus frum that bluddy statue......an i'm in nur rush ter go back as it'll bring back painful memuries of the man in black nur

Let's all go down ter Quayside and ave sum grub in Bob Trollope's

9/27/095:45 AM

Former Member

'Appen wind'll blow t'bus down Dance - 'opefully that blurk is standin' at t'bottom and 'e'll get squashed into t'ground - save us all t'trouble.

Yer ah fancy soome black puddin' toast wi apple jelly fer me dinner so lets' go loove

9/27/095:54 AM

BojanglesMember

Afternoon Miss S,ow yer doing lass?

9/27/096:04 AM

Former Member

Eeeey ooop Bo flower

'ow was yer curry last night loove?

Ah see yer feelin t'effects today, like?

9/27/096:06 AM

BojanglesMember

It were lourvely last neet like.Dai Rea is frum Wales.He's related ter that Chris Rea,I reckon that be the man in black thet Dance ad a fling with last neet like.

9/27/096:08 AM

Former Member

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It were lourvely last neet like.Di Rea is frum Wales.He's related ter that Chris Rea,I reckon that be the man in black thet Dance ad a fling with last neet like.

Di Rea is a blurk?

Thought it were a woman!

'appen ahl try one of 'is curries later in t'day.

Eeee don't mention that shady blurk ter Dance today - she's right embararssed about t'sorry affair.

9/27/096:11 AM

BojanglesMember

Well there be nur need fer her ter be lass,I like Chris Rea's music.I bet he sang ter her and all.Who says a man can't multitask?

9/27/096:15 AM

Former Member

'e probly sang "Road Ter Hell" inspired by t'bus tour.

9/27/096:19 AM

BojanglesMember

Boom Boom

9/27/096:20 AM

DanceSetteeMember

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Well there be nur need fer her ter be lass,I like Chris Rea's music.I bet he sang ter her and all.Who says a man can't multitask?

aye he's reet great that Chris ...he likes Buses and he likes t'North....that's why he wrote that song abowt T'road ter Hull

9/27/096:23 AM

BojanglesMember

Bloody brilliant Lass.Did yer take that there photo of Chris last neet like.

9/27/096:26 AM

DanceSetteeMember

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Did yer take that there photo of Chris last neet like.

oh nur !

That's an old pic

me and Chris gur back a while...I remember him in his Boulevard to Barnsley days

9/27/096:29 AM

BojanglesMember

Sur yer means he's reet up yer boulevard then.

9/27/096:31 AM

Former Member

9/27/091:37 PM

spongebob squarepantsMember

ey up possee xx....

9/27/091:54 PM

Former Member

'Ow do Spoonge

Guess what were on t'big telly earlier - Summer 'Oliday!!

Ah were laughing so 'ard ah dropped me barm cake

9/27/092:07 PM

spongebob squarepantsMember

eee i saw that miss s...larfed me vivienne's off i did....

9/27/092:11 PM

Former Member

Sir Cliff's got nothin' on our Lard - ah predict our Lard will last 50 years plus in t'business - 'e's got it all int 'e?

T'looks, t'brains, t'fashion sense - 'e could even 'ave a go at t'Xmas number one could Dave

9/27/092:15 PM

spongebob squarepantsMember

ee cowld miss s..dave is bluddy brilliant....

9/27/092:16 PM

BojanglesMember

Hi again Miss S and Spongebob,what we duing now terneet,are we guing fer curry?

9/27/092:34 PM

BojanglesMember

Our Fracus can't be wit us t'neet as she's gut problems wit er vowels like.

9/27/092:37 PM

Former Member

'Ow do Bo looove

Eeee ahm jist about t'turn in fer t'night... but ah 'ope yer enjoy yer curries - an keep an eye on t'Dance if she appears - look out fer that shady blurk.

Night flowers

9/27/092:39 PM

spongebob squarepantsMember

ey up bo flowur xx...

.night miss s.appen i'm goin t bed an all in a min....i'm knackured...

9/27/092:47 PM

BojanglesMember

Well I'm off fer curry,Night Miss S and Sponge lurves xxx

9/27/092:52 PM

BojanglesMember

Good afternoon possee.

.My fridge freezer bwggard agin.

So can't be messing rund terday aft ter go and ave a lurk in Curry's.

9/28/094:13 AM

DanceSetteeMember

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Good afternoon possee..My fridge freezer bwggard agin.So can't be messing rund terday aft ter go and ave a lurk in Curry's.

oh bluddy 'ell Bo...bowt time yer invested in a good un....can't have yer nibblies thawing now can we

Morning possee

9/28/094:21 AM

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