Eee Possee I'm that made up, our Lard has been amongst us, I have left him a buddy request..

Eee what's this Bigg Market place, no bingo and no pensioners, eeh I'd better put me pink sparkly school uniform and Saint Vivienne shoes on..

Evening Pink lurve,This place lurks errrrrr exciting,I durn't fancy walking over t'fields in high heels.

'Ow do Bo and Pink 

Our Lard must 'ave fallen asleep a t'wheel I reckon Bo.

It's a proper magical mystery tour thow int it?

Ta pet

We'll ave a few drinks at Quayside as it's reet posh these days an it lurls like they've put on firwurks fer us all.....then we'll get taxi up th'hill ter Bigg Market ter mingle wi'th'commun furks like us.

BTW, yer look gawjus by th'Millenium Bridge Miss S......yer all matching

Yer lurkes gorgus Pink lurve.Where did yer get them sequin stockings frum lass?

ROFL

Dance, ah looove it !!!!!!!!

Yev even given me an 'at like t'Boy George Bloooody Brilllliiant !!!!!

I lurve fireworks me.Ey oop possee what yer aving ter drink? Ey this bar lurks class like.

well bonnets are compulsory on th'bus Miss......we ave ter look owr best at all times.......we durnt want th'lard ter be ashamed of us

oooh i'll have one of them Flaming Sam Boookers if yer asking, ter gur wi'th' firwurks

'appen ahl 'ave a cider Bo thank very moooch loove

"Adjusts bonnet"

That be a flaming gurd choice Dance lurve  one of them cummin oop,what's rest of possee aving?

Cider fer Miss S and I'll ave a glass of champagne as we're dering it in style like terneet.

What yer drinking Pink lurve?

Watch yer durn't git one ov them coffee beans stuck in throat Dance,they can be lethal.

eee i'm glad it's yer rownd......think i'll ave one o'them too....ter celebrate the  Lard's visit

nowt gets stuck in my thrurt love..

Anyone fancy joinin t'club?

Special joining fee of 20 pence per 'ead

I best git a bottle then, and some more glasses.

No ta lurve trying ter git mine lurk pancake.

No Yorkshire Puddings Bo

Our Lard will be right upset about that - 'e eats loads of t'puddings and only 'as 32 inch waist!

Is that a rival gang Miss S???

durnt nur if I approve....they lurk more than 32" waists ter me

I'll eat puddings Miss S no problem wit roast beef dinner.But I thought yer meant getting pregers like.

OY,Barsteward,This bottle of Champagne is n't in t' ice bucket.Yer be dealing wit ladies ere I'll ave yer knur,not yer usual riffraff.Chop chop my man.

At these bloody prices yer think they'd do things reet like.

Eeeeeee no

Ah think t'club's run by pregnant yorkshire ladies who like a bit o' Dave.


Like ah say, 20p fer joinin and yer can only join fer 9 months then yer 'ave ter renew.

Free yorkshire puddin every moonth and yer get a Dave autograph wi photo.

Ere's 20p lurve.I'm joining fer sake of our Lard.

Eeeee ta very moooch Bo - yer the first member

Ahm just off fer a bit Posse - maybes be on later in t'night - enjoy yerselves on t'bus

Ope ter see yer later lass,I'm off ter watch Piers.

I think that barsteward be fancying yer Pink,he be giving yer the eye like.

Eeeey oop Bo

Ah were watchin Piers wi Sir Cliff in all - isn't Cliff a loooovely man?

Not a patch on Our Lard thow - eeeee ahd kill fer a house like Cliff's in t'Barbados

Yer tellig me lass,it were ruddy gorgus.That were eye opener about Chris Evans not playing Cliff's records.I like Chris,I said ter Mr Bojangles next time I see Chris I'm gonna say"Ere what's this I ere yer not playing Cliff's records all about then?"
I've always bin an Elvis fan meself like,But Cliff has a lot of fans and he is British,why should anyone ave reet ter ban his records frum air time?

Eeee ahm not an elvis fan at all - Cliffy was much better lookin than 'im in my 'umble opinion.

Weren't 'e gorgeous when 'he was a young 'un?

'appen Mr S hates Sir Cliff - I 'ad ter tell 'im ter leave t'room when t'programme were on - 'e kept tuttin' all t'way through   

That Chris Evans is a pain in t'bum

Well it be wrong ter bar his records frum his fans,there's nowt offensive wit Cliffs records,and I do love Shadows music.Hank Marvin brilliant guitarist.

The Shadows - bloooody brilliant!!

No one uses t'plectrum quite like old Hank

Ahl tell yer summat Bo - ahve a feelin our Lard would be a Cliff fan

I reckon yer be reet there lass.He lurves his music der our lard.

Yer be spot on there lass.I remember im singing ter Wimbledon Crowd when T'rained.Summit like our lard would der.

'appen our t'bus tour is a bit like scene from Summer 'Oliday - we just need ter start singin for t'full effect 

Ah watched that live on t'telly

Ah thought 'e were great fer doin that

Our Lard would 'ave entertained t'crowds for sure Bo

He surely would Miss S."We're all guing on a summer oliday".
I think we may ave very same bus yer knuw.

Eeeee 'appen we need Dance ter do a bit of photoshoppin wi this picture - we need our Lard on t'frooont.

"OUR LARD AND T'POSSE"