ey up miss s xx......ave tha seen news?....our lard is here....

Spooonge !!! Ahm readin back cooople of t'pages - it's not true is it??????????????

Where is our Lard - what's 'e bin sayin? 

Ey oop possee.

yep its troo miss s.....appen e hasn't purstid on fred yet....but if tha looks under the blogs on the right hand side..look fur one titled 'big brother'..he as pursted there..an tis really him..cos i askid him in a chat convo on f/b...he asked fur link t possee fred.....

Eeeeey up Bo

Our Lard is 'ere - ahv just found out t'news - ahm proper excited - when did he appear - ahm right gutted ah wasn't her fer it

It be bloody brilliant Miss S.

Ta Spoonge - ahve just read t'blog and left comment

How excitin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Power t'Dave

Yer Rock Dave Yehhhhhhhhhhh.

even if he doesn't post on this thread........i still think it's really nice of him to take the time and trouble to sign up here to post a blog to say thanks for supporting him...what a nice bloke...

good on yer dave...........

Sponge are we going ter continue wit bus tour like?

It certainly is,how many of t'others would have done that?

Top bloke indeed

Where is t'bus tour going then Bo?

Is it fer anyone like?

Yer welcome Miss S ter join us ,If yer scoll back to about page 63,there's form ter fill in, post it back on here and yer on the bus,we'll fit you in no worries lurve.We were trying ter get ter London ter visit Vivienne,but I think it's going ter take a long time we're still stuck in Blackpool.

Yer'll find it on page 67 posted by Dance at 04.03

Ta very moooch Bo - ahl get right back t'page 63 as soon as ahve finished me slice o' Yorkshire Tea Loaf

Eee Loondon's still a long way off from t'Blackpool Bo - what's t'bus bein powered by - gerbils?

Well Devo's driving like and we ran inter spot of bovver like we der wit penshuners like, aving lot of bovver wit em.They keep attacking us like,durn't knuw why.Ter blue rinsers being worst offenders.

exactly bo..........none of them have apart from david......poor bloke is swamped on f/b......yet still took the time to ask for a link to this thread........then joined up to post his thanks............i thought he was a top bloke in the house,and he certainly is out of it as well....

Ay lass,we knuws a gooden when we see one.

Yer jokin.

Blooody blue rinsers - they've got nowt better ter do wi their t'time than hold up t'posse bus outing.

Or Lard should 'ave a word - without blowin it out of all precaution of course.

Yer be reet on there Miss S appen they'd take note if our lard ad word wit  them.Them blue rinsers adore im like we do.

They be reet hooligans ter possee.

Durn't knuw where Dance is off terneet, onter cloud 9 I expect.

we sure do bo...........appen me cumpewtur is playin up agin an bein reet slur....so i'll say gudnight to thee possee... xxx...

Night then Spongebob,have a goodnights sleep,see yer termorrow.

Night Spoonge

Catch you soon looove.

I'd better be off meself like Miss S.Durn't ferget ter fill in form,appen we'll be off somewhere agin termorrow.Night Miss S,there's a seat over there fer yer ter kip down on.

'appen ah should get some sleep in all Bo - catch ye soon darlin

Ahl get me form filled in

Good morning possee

eee me sleep patterns av bin all ter cock this week, sur i missd yer gallivating last neet as I fell asleep on t'bus.  Think i mustav just swooned away wi'th'excitement of our Lard's visit

However I was up at crack of dawn getting organised me.  

I can see that we av all been a bit smitten by the lights and neetlife o'Blackpool, and we seem ter av furgotten our mission ter visit impurtant sites o'pilgrimij, so while yer were all sleepin, I took the liberty of rifling thru yer wallets fer any cash yer've been winning on'th'Bingo .

I found sur much spare dosh, that I wus able ter hire a helicopter ter get us back on our route ter Dewsbury..........sur, strap yerself down and hang onto yer hats...especially you Levllu, as yer've just joined t'bus and aren't used ter it's special vibrations.

Off we go!!!!!!!!

Eee that were bluddy brilliant!  Tarra Blackpool - 'elloooo juiceberry!      

EEEEEE it be reet champion this,better than ride on t'roller coaster.We ave new member of possee Dance,Miss S joined ous last neet.Oh she's still sleeping she's infer reet surprise when she wakes oop.I thought we were going ter go South Dance to try and see the Queen Vivienne?

orning Tiddly, morning Bo

EEEee bloody stowaways  .....It's nice ter see Miss S back but she'll ave ter fill in th'form or her seat can't be guaranteed fer return journey....here it is fer ease.

T'Jamboree will cost thruppence fur return ticket, but yer will have ter durnate summat ter buffet. Please fill in details below ....

A) Name
B) Scran durnated fer picnic
C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID
purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer
an identikit one ter be pruvided- give us a clue what yer'd like ter look like
D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave
related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav
E) Method of payment please

 

As fer going South...who bloody nurs.....Devo and that cat have thur own agenda if yer ask me!

Going South eh?        Am oop fer anything me!      Anyboody seen urr coop lately?  

Jurst flying over Brighouse,not far now possee.

ee we past that hours ago pet........i think Catnav had another Catnap an we're futha North than we expected.

We also appear to be stuck !!!!



Ah well...looks like a banging neet owt in th'Bigg Market then ........nur need fer yer sequins, probly fit in better dressed as schoolgirls or tarty nurses

Anyone got a ladder???.........and who's that mystery man in black

Eeey up posse

'Ow do Dance - eee ahv bin readin oop on t'events since ah was last in t'posse - bloooody brilllianttt about Our Lard interested in t'posse!!!!!

And using yer photos in all !!!!!!

Now, ahv filled in t'form fer a seat on t'bus - can't wait - it's going ter be best time of ma life

she's missing owt on bus trip...hurp she turns up

well let's see yer form then pet.....we need ter nur yer requirements and what yer want ter look like.

'ere's me form:

A - Miss S
B - Yorkshire Tea Loaf wi tub of t'Clover or some Lard fer the ones who prefer ter spread that in t'honour of Our Lard. 
C - Big baggy t-shirt wi "Power t'Dave" scribbled on t'front in luminous pen wi a pair of saggy pyjama bottoms wi a looovely pattern on. Ahl probably wear ma black suede pixie booowts that ah got from t'car boooowt fer a fiver. 
D - 'Ow about takin bus round t'coast - ahm thinkin white cliffs of t'Dover or p'raps Lands End ter t'John o Groats?
E - T'Paypal please

Tarty nurses uniform eck is like lurve,durn't want ter give em a bad name.
Naughty eadmistress ootfit I reckon.That man durn below lurks as tho he be waiting fer us.Ope he's not penshuner.

Evening Miss S,glad yer awake  lass nuw we've arrived at wrong place,Devo must ave ad a angover again.