Och ya know lass...... a diddle here and a diddle there...diddle diddle everywhere!  

Oh a diddly snaffle!   

Praps like we should invest in t'jockstrap fer him.Seems he can't control the ruddy things.

Knuw yer ad lass, they be pretty impressive mind fer a cat durn't yer think?

Afternoon possee.

OMG!!!!!

The Lard has appeared on Facebook and has accepted Little Miss Spurs as a Friend

I am sur jellus

I knuw jurst seen it.It's like the cummin of the lard.Me thinks it's a sign that he jurst might pay ous a visit now.What luck.

Spunj has gone missing...do you think she has secretly run off wi' him?

Yer ave a point there Dance,I've bin wondering where Sponge is.Not heard frum her since  neet oot in Blackpool when her seguin dress fell off her.All that there bloody cat's fault agin.

Thinks is Sponge on facebook?

eee you're not wrong........i'll twat him aboot a bit wi'Chronicle ter sort his 'ed owt

EEE-oop durz ya think eel coom over ear lurk?   Purts clean vest on, and awaits his presence!   

and tuck them booblies in pet...it might scare him off

but...but....I only have a 32"  chest!     Mind you that's each side   

Awwwww cat thinks yer playing wit him lurve.I see yer got message about his bits en pieces over ter him like.

Hi Tiddly,great news about our lard int it.

ey up possee xx...........eeeeee i wish i ad run off wi our lard!!!!..ad tha cumpewtur prublums..eeee it were right pain it were....

appen i'm on tha book o face like..an ave askud lms t gi me details like..cos whun i went lookin fur im..apeen all i got were folk pretendin t be dewsbury dave..

hurpefully lms will let me knur like an i'll ask him t be mates like....

Ey oop Sponge lurve,glad yer back safe and sound like.We've bin reet worried about yer lass.Oh I ope yer can be mates with our lard.

ey up bo flowur xxx....

i've sent tha hurly one a friends request...so fingurs crossud like....

eeeeeeeee bluddy brilliant news possee....our lard as acceptid me on tha book o face!!!!

evening spunj    evening possee

oooh, I hurp it's the real one and he replies.

We will have ter get our heads tergether and design a nice pic for me ter make ter say helloo ter him with

any suggestions?

tis deffo tha real one dancers....appen he as ovur thowsand friends thur.........so not eggspectin t get message or owt...jus bluddy brilliant t ave him as a friend thur.....

then we have ter send him a message with real impact that will compel him ter pay attenshun.......I'll think on!

sownds good idea tha dancers.....

so if i make a daft pic, would you post it?    are you allowed to on facebook?  i've never been there

oooo i durnt knur ackshurly dancers...i cowld try.....

I'm so happy about this Sponge.Our lard did say on BBLB that he had had lots of letters and was going ter reply ter them all.Jurst ope Viv doesn't keep him too busy then.

Tha one of our lard and yorkshire puddings  that yer did Dance were bloody brilliant.

Bloody brilliantly quiet on ere terneet.

What goes on in here then? If Spongey started it then more than likely it will be various ways in which you can burn your dinner


Z.

you're not far off


Evening possee....any news from the Lard today?   I'm in need of inspiration me !

Evening Dance,Ow's yer doing?

got a giant bluudy migraine Bo...durnt nur how i'm typing really......saves me right for eating an M and S pie instead of hurly grub

OMG,I used to suffer with them,I had ter gur straight ter bed wit bowl.Sympathy fer yer lurve.
I see on tother thread Lisa modelling fer Vivienne Westwood.Were's our lard then?

NOt that bad....but i can ardly see athing....going to do the sensible think now and turn off th'computer fer a nit

I understand Dance lurve go inter dark room and rest yer eyes.Night Lurve.

A 65 year old senior citizen goes for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says.
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample?"
The man being hard of hearing turns to his wife and asks
"What did he say?"
The wife yells back.
"Give him your underwear."

  PMSL   that were a good 'un Bo  

Nice one Bo

Bloody ha'past 5 in t'morning......slept reet thru Question time me!...That M and S food is poisin I tell thee ....tastee mind!

So have an early gud morning possee frum me

And a early afternoon frum me possee.