Gotcha.Daft Bwggar me

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I'll have ter go Dance lurve or I'll be late.Thanks so much will have another try termorrow like.

Ee oop  gurt lorst last neet, ended up in a proper gurd place though.  They lurt me dance on t' tables and that.  ee it were grand  ah got 4 hundrit quid stuck in me VW  g vest an' all!  Proper champion that wurr.   Drinks  urr on me the night nur dangurr!  

ps: you are all buckin fonkers    

Murning possee,missed yer all last neet,I'm a bit hungover terday ter say tha least like.
Ow yer diddling Tiddly and Dance lurves.

morning bo...morning posse

am tucking inter sum luvvly jammy baps as I type....mmmmmm

did yer go out last neet Bo?  anything interestin we shuld be informed of??

Yep I did ger oot  and had mure than me fair share of  t' demon alcohol,so am suffering summit terday like.Jammy bap sunds  reet champion lass.Now personally I'd put sum clotted cream on it as well.

Lurks like me  ruddy Fridge freezer as packed oop.Ever since we ad Power surge I've ad problems wit it.Trouble is it a tall un,but  I can't get one the same height to fit under highcupboards.They are either too high or way too short.This is an american type tall and wide,but jurst can't find one like it.Av ter ger searching on web terday,see what's abot like.Bwggar

Oh Noes!!!

here's a nice fridge for you to consider...makes all your food happy

oooh here's a nice one...found it on t'Curry's website

Ta lurve,I defo wurd ave gone fer second option there like,but low and behold taken  all food oot of freezer t'ruddy thing started wurking like.I think I must ave poot too much  curry in there.Sur trip ter tip to dump thawed oot steaks an such.

Ruddy thing froze on me there,bit like freezer dering now,then posted twice..Relief abot fridge freezer ,didn't fancy shelling oot fer new one wit Christmas looming rund corner.

hello lurvellies. just popped in to say hi.

paid me thruppence, want me money's worth.

Dance lurve,yer ought ter patent that there fridge freezer wit ur lard on t'front.Lift oop fig leef and yer cud ave ice cubes fer yer drink like.Curry sauce fer yer spaghetti  might lurk a bit lurk summit else tho.

Ey oop Jaggy,owes yer doing lass?

Durn't knur where Possee's of ter terneet,wit drizzling rain an all.Praps we'll jurst ave booze oop on t'bus.Need yer umbrella's oop top like..

Of t'tip nur won't be long possee. Tara fer nur

t'ra

 Yer cud ave Ketchoop,but that might lurk a bit Stagmata.I spect ur Lard would ger fer the mayonnaise option fer  putting on chips.

Well I can inform yer all that the fig leaf conceals a handy iced fag dispenser......bluddy useful on hot summer days when thee durn't want yer lips burnt

Ruddy gerd idea that,sur you've patented it already.Dash I'd ave rushed durn ter patent office ter der that.

Ey oop possee,where yer all to?

Ghost Bus.Well cummon Devo lets gur fer a walk.Lights oop fag ands it to Devo then lights one fer self.Puffs.Definite chill in air terneet lurve.

eee yer've left fridge door open yer daftie !!!

ey oop possee....been fast asleep all evening me, an bluddy computamabob wudnt let me purst fer ages

Ey oop Dance,thought fer while there Devo and me were turning inter Ghost Busers.

Dance,Dance,Dance,Dance,Ave yer gone back ter sleep lurve??????????????

better not....that's bluddy cat's favourite food that is....GoatBustard Ghostbuster



Thee'd be in dire threat of being nibbled

Nur, but I wurnt be long befur bed...have ter get up early in th'morning, an it's gurn ter be a bugger trying to get back ter sleep now

Glad yer warned me there Dance,that there cat be a ruddy menace urn times like.He attacked Devo last night,he'd been at tha Vodka again.

I'll be oop til about 1-30,then I'll hit sack like.

probly after his new sequin flatcap...cats do like their shiny things

Goatbustards, Ghostbusters, Ghost busers.I feel a song cummin on.

Yer  be reet there Dance and frum that there picture  cats got a couple shiney ones ov his own like hanging  from rear as well.

   oooh he'll be mortified ter see they've fallen out again.......he's still recuvring fom his embarisment at Th'olympic synchronised swimming final

  snurks a peek to see if thurs anybody thurr!

Ey Lass remember it t'well.Stole tha show, weren't dry eye left in t'ouse frum laughing.

yer've come ter gawp at kitty testosticles really...havernt yer Tiddly

High Tiddly ow yer diddling lass? I'm sure that's why she's popped in ter see cats popped oot.

Nooooooo   *nods*