DS You're excelling yourself!!! Ravey Gravy 
DS You're excelling yourself!!! Ravey Gravy 
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Has anyone got the link to Dave first entering the house.I couldn't stop laughing and Dave still makes me laugh.
I don't have it, have a look on the C4 website, it might be there
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
It's going to be marketted as Ravey Davey Gravy I'll have you know
What are you doing about at this time of day, have you come to sort through the bin bags for a nice new outfit?
quote:Originally posted by kimota:
These images are great!
Ta
you inspired it with your demands quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by kimota:
Can I have a Yorkshire pud with gravy as well!
you'll not leave without one pet
Just light a candle, say three hail Viviennes and take what you want from the holy flow
Just loving your images Dance.
THE SACRED HEART OF YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS.BLESS HIM.
COOOEEEEEE!!! 
anybody round?
Dave's getting worried that you've all forgotten him.
He's nipped out to get some bread to make you some lard sandwiches to tempt you back in
anybody round?
Dave's getting worried that you've all forgotten him.
He's nipped out to get some bread to make you some lard sandwiches to tempt you back in
quote:He's nipped out to get some bread to make you some lard sandwiches to tempt you back in
Curried lard, Lard?
See? Dave is thin, he can fit in Kylie's hoody frock.
ey up possee........
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
COOOEEEEEE!!!
anybody round?
Dave's getting worried that you've all forgotten him.
He's nipped out to get some bread to make you some lard sandwiches to tempt you back in
brilliant
loving today's pics dancers...tha does our dave prowd tha does.......
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
See? Dave is thin, he can fit in Kylie's hoody frock.
he can that...and it's only a 30" waist that....he's even thinner than he thinks he is.
He's bloody catwalk material that lad
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee........
Ey oop spunj
Just been watching our Dave baring his soul in t'diary room.
Them were proper man's tears that...not like that southern nancy boy T'alfwit's shenanigans
They were the type of tears only a man whose used to seeing orphans crushed by a spinning Jenny can shed....I were so proud...proud and moved
quote:Originally posted by skive:
Don't forget never be caught on "Ilkla moor bar t'hat".
Aw, me old dad taught me that...then t'worms'll come and eat thi ooop, eat thi oop
quote:They were the type of tears only a man whose used to seeing orphans crushed by a spinning Jenny can shed....I were so proud...proud and moved
'Eartbrekkin
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
not like that southern nancy boy T'alfwit's shenanigans
Bloody posh tears. Bloody rubbish
ow do lads and lasses.
Mr skive (Leeds born and bred) gave me another proper Yorkshire expression for you today.
To be used when advising someone to ponder the error of their ways: "think on".
Mr skive (Leeds born and bred) gave me another proper Yorkshire expression for you today.
To be used when advising someone to ponder the error of their ways: "think on".
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
not like that southern nancy boy T'alfwit's shenanigans
Bloody posh tears. Bloody rubbish
Probably bought them off the young lad he pays tuppence to sweep his chimbleys
........they've no heart themselves you know, them gentryfolk.....oh no ! they have to send out for one
quote:Originally posted by skive:
"think on".
Very Yorkshire.
Does he know this one: Put wood in t'oyl.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Probably bought them off the young lad he pays tuppence to sweep his chimbleys
Workin' for a farthing to pay their poor mothers' gin
quote:Originally posted by skive:
ow do lads and lasses.
Mr skive (Leeds born and bred) gave me another proper Yorkshire expression for you today.
To be used when advising someone to ponder the error of their ways: "think on".
ooh yow'll be in trouble with the Lancastrian scum on forum.....they've been using that themselves for years one of me favrites that
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee........
Ey oop spunj
Just been watching our Dave baring his soul in t'diary room.
Them were proper man's tears that...not like that southern nancy boy T'alfwit's shenanigans
They were the type of tears only a man whose used to seeing orphans crushed by a spinning Jenny can shed....I were so proud...proud and moved
aw norrrrrrrrr....our dave were cryin?...wha happened like t make him cry?....i missed bb as apeen i were owt all day an i managed t get mesen lost on m25 comin hurme an i were headin fer birmingham....which is nor guud like when i appen t live in bournemouth.....
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by skive:
ow do lads and lasses.
Mr skive (Leeds born and bred) gave me another proper Yorkshire expression for you today.
To be used when advising someone to ponder the error of their ways: "think on".
one of me favrites that
eeee ma mum says that an she's blackpool born n bred......
quote:Lancastrian scum
I'm Lancastrian scum
Only lived in Yorkshire t'past 20 year.I don't know whether to be common, or common
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Probably bought them off the young lad he pays tuppence to sweep his chimbleys
Workin' for a farthing to pay their poor mothers' gin
aye....and they need that gin to keep their false teeth in too, so that they'll keep razor sharp for chewing bread up for their gummy whippets
Barm cake or bread cake? Quick, quick.
quote:aye....and they need that gin to keep their false teeth in too, so that they'll keep razor sharp for chewing bread up for their gummy whippets
I just suck bread for't pidjins
quote:eeee ma mum says that an she's blackpool born n bred......
I did not know that. How illuminating. Ey, ey?
I thank yooowwwwwwwwwwww.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Lancastrian scum
I'm Lancastrian scum
do they daub your door with "bugger off back 'ome" written with the blood of bantams
I've heard there's a lot of that goes on between you lot oop north
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:eeee ma mum says that an she's blackpool born n bred......
I did not know that. How illuminating. Ey, ey?
I thank yooowwwwwwwwwwww.
tha made me proper titter tha did.......
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Barm cake or bread cake? Quick, quick.
Is that how you English tell each other apart
It's all bloody Hovis to me being from Welshland
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
I've heard there's a lot of that goes on between you lot oop north
Never ever have I heard cries of 'Heeey wanky wankyyyy, wanky wanky wanky wanky Lancashire
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
I just suck bread for't pidjins
you'll get your reward in the afterlife for that....gawd bless ya
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Never ever have I heard cries of 'Heeey wanky wankyyyy, wanky wanky wanky wanky Lancashireevery timewhen I go t'boozer
Is there a tune that goes with that perchance
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Barm cake or bread cake? Quick, quick.
Is that how you English tell each other apart
It caused a war
quote:It's all bloody Hovis to me being from Welshland
Ne'er mind, eh?
*legggsssss iiittt*
(Went on holibobs there this year. Anglesey. In a bloody caravan)
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Barm cake or bread cake? Quick, quick.
Is that how you English tell each other apart
It's all bloody Hovis to me being from Welshland
oh one is dead posh in moi's part of the country....one has neither..one has teacakes don't you know.......
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Is there a tune that goes with that perchance
Yes
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Barm cake or bread cake? Quick, quick.
Is that how you English tell each other apart
It's all bloody Hovis to me being from Welshland
I'm from there too, South Wales! Emigrated to Yorkshire after University - bloody culture shock I can tell you!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
oh one is dead posh in moi's part of the country....one has neither..one has teacakes don't you know.......
Teacakes have currants in. End ov.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
I just suck bread for't pidjins
you'll get your reward in the afterlife for that....gawd bless ya
Nah.It means I get to kiss 'em
