Yer lurks gorgeous Spongebob.

Lets ger ter bar,I'm sur dry after boogie lurk.

Ee up  DS and Spongie - I looke right champion in sekwins...Viv would be tempted to use me instead of Pammie Anderson. Its a right shame she h'ant seen me.Maybe our 'Dave can put a good word in fer me...

Praise be ter Lard

she'll want us all Fairfax    althur she might give Cat a good talking too when she sees his shoddy wurkmanship....'ave yer seen state on Spunj's seams ????

Werts wrung wit em Lurve. Oh yeh I  can see nouw

Let's ger inter Loo,I've always safety pins in bag Sponge,durn't worry lass.

awww nur..me seams are burstin..i knur i showdnt o ad 43rd lurf o hurvis fur tha's dinnur.....

Er Sponge lurve yer nurt avin a very gurd neet,wit losing chucken fillets and nouw seams  cummin apart.

DURN'T GER INTER LOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll git taxi back ter bus,I've gert a kaftan that'll der the trick,it's gert guld on it so it'll lurk alreet lurve.Durn't yer worry now lass.

nur nur.......it's tha penshuners..............

OMG Hooligan alert,lets git oot of ere fast.

RUN POSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN FER YER LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm runing,I'm running.

i think me dress is fallin off possee.....

Gulps,Blimey yer cud ave purt underwear on lurve.Yer carry cat infront of yer maybe nobody will nutice difference.

d'yur think tha wowld werk like bo?..eeee me parts are turnin blue....

Here's some Tena's and a stapler.....do yer best wi'em pet!

Taxi,Taxi Taxi,Yer cun never git one when yer want one.Taxi Taxi.
Over ere quick Sponge jump in.

d'yur think we'll gerra discount cos i'm nakid like?....i'm not tha surt o spunj tha knur.....

Wern't be long lurve and we'll be back at bus.Yer we are nouw, yer get inter bus and I'll pay im,his eyes be popping oot on stalks lurk.

ey up posse  i just bin given this flyer fer a new curry howse.....shall we ger fur a Nan bread???  It lurks like there wurnt be any penshnurs in thur

Gets inter bus,rumage thru case,ere it tis Sponge,best Kaftan I got lurk.Black wit guld  sequins.Awh that luks the business on yer chuck.

I reckon sur Dance.Cummon Sponge of ter the curry ouse.

I see it be fully licensed as well lurk.Wert abot Devo.

lets go in thur..apen i'll ave tha penshuners cowt t covur me blushes like.....c'mon bo and fairfax..curry howse is callin.....

eee I like a nice Nan bread me!   thur like Ryvita's wi'damp

chuffin love the pic dancers......

Ur big flat Yorkshires.

Yer cun see they won't stand fer hooligans in ere.They steamroller em oot.

He can have a shandy   he'll be driving termorrow

eee yer not wrong thur Bo......funny i nevur spotted that befur!!!!!!

That be true,but Devo's paying he won£2,800 un lottery last neet and said the whole neet be on im.So he said party all neet and sleep termorrow and carry on journey Tuesday lurk.

Dance yer little man is nurt showing oop beside yer name lurk.Lurks like yer be off line.

eeee he kept that under his cap...the sly bwgger

well it's up ter thee Bo....if you take responsibility fer cleaning the piss puddles off th'purl in the murning, he can have a pint o' Mackesons

Nur problem,he nours I always der anyway.

ooh is that what it's fur????   I can see it alreet me!

I can see it but it not gold like rest,it's pale.

praps it fergot ter put it's Tropicana fake tan on terday Bo