Oh, blackpool, that sounds good to me!!... - we can all come back with new tassle lampshades and gold edged ornaments from bingo! yay... I will bring the potted dog cobs.... (not sure of dewsbury slang for potted beef, but its deffo nottingham slang for it!) and are tinned peaches a good idea for a bus trip? Im trying to offer healthy options here.... I might bring cheese n' onion too, but they could whiff the bus out - any objections? no, no need to thank me, but I would like a seat near the back pleese I will wear V.W. shorts with toddler braces, and you will recognise me by my hat, it says 'kiss me quick'... I will pay in kind ta.....

*whispers* Sher we tell em the boos left half an oor ago.

forgive my ignorance, who's dewsbury dave? just landed in here whilst exploring. Hello by the way.

Where's Dance gone nur.Yer not takin photo's ulready like ur Yer?We want ter git ter the beach,befer ter tide turns.

eeee welcome pet .......obvyusly yer in dire need of sum edumafication, sur i'll get one ov oor representurtives ter call rown yer howse

who's in charge, and have we taken a register/head count - cos there's always one

Oh, blackpool, that sounds good to me!!... - we can all come back with new tassle lampshades and gold edged ornaments from bingo! yay... I will bring the potted dog cobs.... (not sure of dewsbury slang for potted beef, but its deffo nottingham slang for it!) and are tinned peaches a good idea for a bus trip? Im trying to offer healthy options here.... I might bring cheese n' onion too, but they could whiff the bus out - any objections? no, no need to thank me, but I would like a seat near the back pleese I will wear V.W. shorts with toddler braces, and you will recognise me by my hat, it says 'kiss me quick'... I will pay in kind ta.....

Head count been terken nur worries we're all ere,picked oop jaggy int vortex on way ere.

ta for that. if a confess tae no liking um very much will ye chuck me oaf yer bus? i still wannae cum tae blackpool wi ye aw.

who's in charge, and have we taken a register/head count

Dancey........yur dancin' again!

Na yer can cum on th'bus if yer fill owt yer regulation form T'Jamboree will cost thruppence fur return ticket, but yer will have ter durnate summat ter buffet. Please fill in details below A) Name B) Scran durnated fer picnic C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer an identikit one ter be pruvided D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav E) Method of payment please oh, and yer may be subjected ter sum form of mild brainwashing, ter make yer see th'erru of thy ways..... it will probly involve babycham

*fills oot and signs form, pays thruppence* cun i have cider in thon babycham?

cun i have cider in thon babycham?

Quiet urn beach terday,maybe they're ull at Greet nurth run lurk

cun i have cider in thon babycham?

me old office used ter be right on start-line and I used ter sit in th'winder eating cake as th'athleets all passed me by

yer need ter post yer form fer us ter see Jaggy, otherwise yer needs will not be catered fer proply, and yer babycham will be served straight

Be careful if he asks yer to go and look at the Mighty Wurlitzer thur

Urrrr yer lurk Gorgeous Fracas.Appen yer did ave lurk at Werlitzer by ter smile on t'face.