My mum used ter swear putting sum dettol in bath water would keep bits and pieces ealthy like.It did in er case.Durn't knur why she ad ter swear tho.

Aye...he shuld write a recipe book him.........Mingetastic meals!!!!

...me old mother in law did the same, and a bit of Daz for sum reason

tis powur o our lard....

right, when is this bus trip? where we off - dont tell me the murtaway again, I would have to wear a hair net!... who's bringin the scotched eggs? I will bring the theakstons (crate under my seat, keep it nice n warm).... dont dare set off without me!

We won't leveller,durn't yer worry like,in t'murning nur,I'm  fair tuckered oot lurk now.
Appen see yer possee in t'murning.Put's Devo ter bed,aft all appen he'll be driving lurk.
Night possee,see yer all t'morrow.

Durn't yer mean powder o our lard

durnt worry pet.....thurs a place on th'bus waiting for yer once yer filled in the proper form, which is pursted below...

T'Jamboree will cost thruppence fur return ticket, but yer will have ter durnate summat ter buffet. Please fill in details below

A) Name
B) Scran durnated fer picnic
C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID
purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer
an identikit one ter be pruvided
D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave
related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav
E) Method of payment please

 Once boorocracy is dun wi', yer'll be allocated yer seat....ov curse we're going nurwhere at th'murment, until Bo clicks the bluddy heels o'her rooby slippers tergether

Till then we're stuck in this ugly shithurl  being gawped at by mijits

Clicks ruddy heels lurke.Off ter Blackpool wit buckets and spades at ready possee.

Lurvely day fer beach possee,get last of summer rays,eeeeee champion.Devo,durn't ferget sunscreen lurve.

KKKerrrrist and St Vivienne....we're back in t'bluddy vurtex.......click em again Bo, an do it sharpish

Click click ruddy heels durn't seem ter be wurking

forgive my ignorance,   who's dewsbury dave? just landed in here whilst exploring.
Hello by the way.

Click, clicks clicks.Ahhhhhh,at last I cun see T'tower.

Well nur yer jurst landed in ere yer'll jurst ave ter cum ter Blackpool wit us,can't sturp nuw.

Dewsbury Dave, thurt everyone nuw our Dave lurk.He's the one that should ave won Big Bruther,but he did win in ur eyes lurk lass.If yer git me meaning.

*grabs bucket, spade and loads o spare change for the prize bingo*
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, lets go.

Gurd fer yer lass.welcum ter possee.

oh him. okay thanks,

Praise be the lard.

Jaggy loov, yer can sit by me on t' boos.    OCH AYE!     Soor glad we're all off ter Blackpool...it rocks!  

thank you kind sir,   is their *coughs* rules and regulations n stuff i need to know?

Where's Dance gone nur.Yer not takin photo's ulready like ur Yer?We want ter git ter the beach,befer ter tide turns.

Scroll oop page and yer find form ter fill oot.Then yer bona fide lurk.

ta very much.
I've brought a carry oot
*holds up  plastic carrier bag*

Spunj!!!!!!!!!       Nowt more need sayin' petal!   

eee halebluddylewlia Bo......yer did reet good thur

Lurk!!!!  thur's Surfia Loren on th'beach cum ter greet us an'all

*is in awe at t' amount o' Bucky Jaggy has smuggled on board*  

Hello new best friend  

*grabs quick swig*
I need a wee tipple, might help me translate Mr Bojangles,  not so easy at this time on a sunday morning.

Yer must be psychic Dance,that's who everyone says I remind them of lurk

Surfia 'as joost asked where I got me vest!  Tuld 'er it were a VW orrijinal. She were well impressed!  

I bet she were and all,it lurks proper champion that lurve.Reet possee last urn in water t'sissy.Cum on all rurn down beach.
Where's the ruddy water gone????????????????????

Appen all them yorky poods 'as soaked it all up!   

Gurd it moost be fags. The sea abot 6 mile oot,Puff puff puff.I'll jurst ave ter sit ere a bit .

Sling ous a can Jaggy lurve.Oh that be champion,takes a swig ov the amber nectar.

It be reet champion day fer beach,there's nurt a cloud in sky,that sun is hot tho.

ere ya go lurve. *grabs can from small rockpool*  (not sure i got the accent there )

Oh, blackpool, that sounds good to me!!... - we can all come back with new tassle lampshades and gold edged ornaments from bingo!   yay...

I will bring the potted dog cobs.... (not sure of dewsbury slang for potted beef, but its deffo nottingham slang for it!) and are tinned peaches a good idea for a bus trip?  Im trying to offer healthy options here....
I might bring cheese n' onion too, but they could whiff the bus out - any objections?

no, no need to thank me, but I would like a seat near the back pleese

I will wear V.W.  shorts with toddler braces, and you will recognise me by my hat, it says 'kiss me quick'...

I will pay in kind ta.....

Yer'll do lass,nur worries.

My favourite,cheese and raw onion sandwiches.Greeeeeeeeet!