quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Good morning my petals
As you all know, Monday is washing day, so I hope you'll all be giving your smalls (and bigs in some cases) a good rinsing.
Oh and do take extra care with your spikey dog collars...They can play havoc with a Hotpoint
...genius!!!!!
ey up fellow dave possee peeps.....
Love it, I will 'on a purpose' take some of Davids' precautions! 
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Good morning my petals
As you all know, Monday is washing day, so I hope you'll all be giving your smalls (and bigs in some cases
Oh and do take extra care with your spikey dog collars...They can play havoc with a Hotpoint
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Evening Pants
Obeying people made 'im t'man he is today. Which is a knicker sorter. The best damn knicker sorter in Dewsbury.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Evening Pants
Obeying people made 'im t'man he is today. Which is a knicker sorter. The best damn knicker sorter in Dewsbury.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i reckon after his superb bb experience..our dave will move on t sorting tha bras an all....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
yer proper reet there fracas flower....dave could be sortin all sorts before years out like
quote:Originally posted by skive:
For all the lovers of the West Yorks lad.
quote:Originally posted by skive:
For all the lovers of the West Yorks lad.
All t'right spelling and that.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
I must go to bed now ladies. I imagine I will dream of t'pits and t'cotton mills and clogs and Hovis
quote:Originally posted by skive:
Yorkshire Pudding
Eh waiter, excuse me a minute
I'm not findin' fault, but dear me
'taties is lovely and beef is alreit
But what sort of pudding can this be?
It's what? Yorkshire Puddin'? Now cum cum cum cum
It's Yorkshire Puddin' yer say?
I'll grant yer it's some sort o' puddin', owd lad
But not THE Yorkshire Puddin', nay, nay.
Now reit Yorkshire Puddin's a poem in batter,
T'mek it's an art, not a trade
So just listen t' me and I'll tell t' thee
How t' first Yorkshire puddin' were made
A young angel wi day off from 'eaven,
Were flyin' abaht Ilkla Moor,
When t' angel, poor thing, got cramp in a wing
An' cum down at an owd women's door
. T' owd woman said "Eee - it's an angel.
By 'eck, I'm fair capped to see thee.
I've noan seen yan afore - but tha's welcome,
Come on in, an' I'll mash thi some tea."
T' angel said, "By gum, thank you kindly."
Though she only supped one mug o' tea,
She et two drippin' slices and one Sally Lunn.
Angel's eat very lightly yer see.
Then t'owd woman looked at clock sayin'
"Ey up, t'owd feller's back soon from t'mill.
You gerron wi' yer tea, but please excuse me,
As I'll atter mek puddin' fer Bill."
Then t' angel jumped up and said gie us it 'ere,
Flour, water, eggs, salt an' all,
An' I'll show thee 'ow we meks puddins,
Up in 'eaven for Saints Peter and Paul.
So t' angel took bowl and stuck a wing in,
Stirring it round, whispering "Hush"
An' she tenderly ticked at t'mixture,
Like an artist ed paint wi a brush.
Then t'owd woman asked " 'ere wor is it then,
T'secret o' puddins made up above?"
"It's nowt i' flour or watta, said t'angel,
"Just mek sure that tha meks it wi' luv."
When it were done , she popped it i' t'oven,
"Gie it nobbut ten minutes", she said.
Then off t'angel flew, leavin' first Yorkshire Puddin',
That ivver were properly med.
An' that why it melts in yer gob just like snow.
An' as light as a maiden's first kiss,
An' as soft as the fluff on t'breast of a puff,
Not ELEPHANT'S LEATHER like this.
Anon
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
*dabs eyes*....tha were beautiful ski tha were.....beautiful.....
is tha wantin t join tha possee like lass??.....
quote:Originally posted by skive:
For all the lovers of the West Yorks lad.
that's reet petite that chuck !!)quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
*dabs eyes*....tha were beautiful ski tha were.....beautiful.....
is tha wantin t join tha possee like lass??.....
Good God woman! I'm supporting the evil queen Bea!
*whispers* until she eventually (as she most certainly will) gets hoist on her own petard and then I might just come running in here and pretend I was in team Dave all along.
Have fun tomorrow hope the weather holds out for you. 
quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
*dabs eyes*....tha were beautiful ski tha were.....beautiful.....
is tha wantin t join tha possee like lass??.....
Good God woman! I'm supporting the evil queen Bea!
*whispers* until she eventually (as she most certainly will) gets hoist on her own petard and then I might just come running in here and pretend I was in team Dave all along.
*....we're a proper rag and bone mixture, and we accept Primark as well as Westwood in the carrier bags that find their way to our doorstep 
...apparently Kylie was unavailable.
quote:Originally posted by kimota:
I like him but not enough to join the Posse.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
I'm loving Dave too.
take a seat, have a pud and do what you're told quote:Originally posted by Baz:
*dances in, as instructed* Hi y'all
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by kimota:
I like him but not enough to join the Posse.
you don't have to join th'posse love....you can just pop in now and agin with a bin bag of your old cast offs for us to sort.......or for a nibble on a pud
quote:Originally posted by kimota:
Can I have a Yorkshire pud with gravy as well!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by Baz:
*dances in, as instructed* Hi y'all
runs after Baz ...."you forgot to take a roastie!!!!!"
quote:Originally posted by Baz:
Ooo hecky thump...... *grabs roastie... drops it cos it's hot.... picks it up.. runs under tap ... and legs it*
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by Baz:
Ooo hecky thump...... *grabs roastie... drops it cos it's hot.... picks it up.. runs under tap ... and legs it*
OI BAZ!!!!!! want sum gravy with that ??????
