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Originally posted by fracas:


Dancers, glad your mum were just bunged up. I'm a slave to me bowel

Ta Fracas pet....yer need ter up yer Hurvis intake ter sort yerself out....try 3 lurves a day, an make sure yer eat crusts

Glad yer up fer charabang trip, should be heading North by morning ...kitty willin

Brilliant news about your Mam Dancey! *big phews all round eh?* (no pun intended)

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yer need ter up yer Hurvis intake ter sort yerself out....try 3 lurves a day, an make sure yer eat crusts

Yes luv, but what about me elevenses dinner and tea and supper and an all? I don't want fert starve

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Originally posted by fracas:

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yer need ter up yer Hurvis intake ter sort yerself out....try 3 lurves a day, an make sure yer eat crusts

Yes luv, but what about me elevenses dinner and tea and supper and an all? I don't want fert starve

I wus suggestin prescription Hurvis pet....yer still get ter eat yer regular mealtime purtions too

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Originally posted by fracas:

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yer need ter up yer Hurvis intake ter sort yerself out....try 3 lurves a day, an make sure yer eat crusts

Yes luv, but what about me elevenses dinner and tea and supper and an all? I don't want fert starve

Oops an turst in constant supply!

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Brilliant news about your Mam Dancey! *big phews all round eh?* (no pun intended)

Ta Tiddly yeah we were reet chuffed us when diagnosis o'shitlumps were made

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yeah we were reet chuffed us when diagnosis o'shitlumps were made

I'm so pleased for yers

Got fert go bobo, early start ont' charabang tomorrow Possee

Er reet Fracus,Puts mer hurvis on bus fer yer.
OOp yer don't fart Fracus,it'll oopset Whippets like lurve, appen they've gert retentive stomachs like.

reet posse...sum good news and sum bad!

The good news is that Fracas and Tiddly ave turned up wi suitable bonnets and ave been allocated thur seats.

Trifle has been safely strapped in and this has lured cat frum it's hiding place, sur all navigashun systums are in place, and we are ready ter go

Bad news is that as it's sur late, we've bin locked oop in depot and wurnt get oot till th'morning ....also key is stuck an wurnt cum oot, sur we'll be vibrating all neet

(this might suit sum howevurr )

Try and get sum kip posse, we'll be off on travils by midday hurpfly

Oh reet,Praps we'll ave some of Boofet like ter keep peckers oop.

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Originally posted by Bojangles:
Oh reet,Praps we'll ave some of Boofet like ter keep peckers oop.

Good thinking Bo Dig in....we can always top up wi' sum Pepurami on way if supplies dwindle

Brings out the extra volley vonts for t'Possee

zzzzzzzzzzz Wake up possee,It'll be champion terday,Get showered in depot shower room.Appen I'll ave cuppas fer yer all and fags ready like by time yer durn.

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Originally posted by Bojangles:
zzzzzzzzzzz Wake up possee,It'll be champion terday,Get showered in depot shower room.Appen I'll ave cuppas fer yer all and fags ready like by time yer durn.

eee oop Bo that'll be grand

Did yer get a gud kip on thy pole last neet?

I'll tek a big mug o'that tea pet, and i'll probly need a fair few fags ter calm me nerves after all tat vibrating

I'll go give th'cat a quick bash wi'Chronicle ter buck his ideas oop, and adjust Devo's driving cap ....weather's luvvly fer adventchu starting

AND WE'RE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all tergether now..."Sheee'll be coming round the mountain when she cummms......."

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Bojangles:
zzzzzzzzzzz Wake up possee,It'll be champion terday,Get showered in depot shower room.Appen I'll ave cuppas fer yer all and fags ready like by time yer durn.

eee oop Bo that'll be grand

Did yer get a gud kip on thy pole last neet?

I'll tek a big mug o'that tea pet, and i'll probly need a fair few fags ter calm me nerves after all tat vibrating

I'll go give th'cat a quick bash wi'Chronicle ter buck his ideas oop, and adjust Devo's driving cap ....weather's luvvly fer adventchu starting

Ey oop Dance,Urn mug of tea coming oop fer yer,
elp yerself ter fags.
Yep I ad a pole dance fer exercise like.Then drifted off inter land of nod like.
Ey it'll be reet gurd day terday like.Ope Viv is in.

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
AND WE'RE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all tergether now..."Sheee'll be coming round the mountain when she cummms......."

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE offfffffffffffffffffffff.T'South.
Sheee'll be cummin round t'mountain when she cummms.

She'll be cumin round the t'mountan cummin round the t'mountain cummin round t'mountain when she Cummmmmmmmmmmmms

AN WE'VE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok...own oop....who dinged the bell after only 200 yds down th'road



Durn't surpurse a spot o'wurship at this Mooslim place will harm us thur......c'mon, everyone, fust game o'telebingo's on me

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
AN WE'VE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok...own oop....who dinged the bell after only 200 yds down th'road



Durn't surpurse a spot o'wurship at this Mooslim place will harm us thur......c'mon, everyone, fust game o'telebingo's on me

That be reet kind of yer Dance,cummon everybody,It's un Dance.Weyyyyyyyy Hayyyyyyyyyyy.Where's T'bar.

eee just nipped owt fur a ciggie frum bingo....havin a champion day owt....

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eee just nipped owt fur a ciggie frum bingo....havin a champion day owt....

ee, think i'll join yer fer a rollie

aye tis grate day owt, even thur I can still see depot frum 'ere

I'm a bit wurrid 'bout Bo, she's bin at'bar fer hours now, and pensioners are getting a bit miffed cos her singing cumin rownd mountain is drownin out th'bingo caller.......she'll fall off th'bus purl if she keeps swiggin down th'Babychams

Eeh will someone help me with Bo, she's overdone t'Babychams and is trying to dance with t'bingo caller!!

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Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:
Eeh will someone help me with Bo, she's overdone t'Babychams and is trying to dance with t'bingo caller!!

tut tut tut....she probly bin mixing babycham wi' Cherry-Bs again

yur yer go, borrow me granny barrow an wheel her ter bus. I'd tape her ter purl if I were thee in case she decides on mischif



oh and cover yer booblies up wi'yer vest wommun ...I nur it's Westwood, but it ain't Mecca bingo stylee

EEEE That there Caller be reet champion(Hic).Elp me furnd me Viviennes,they slipped off lurk when I were oop there on dance flour.

She be cummin rud T'mountain when she cummmmmmms(Hic).

oops, just realised i bin talking ter Tiddly not you Pinky.......must have ad one too many Snowballs meself

You ger get yerself a shandy on me fur th'insult ...yer booblies are modestly attired

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Originally posted by Bojangles:
She be cummin rud T'mountain when she cummmmmmms(Hic).

KRRRIST ON A MURPED!!!!!! someone tek her owt before they start calling t'national.....there'll be riot otherwise

Nur they're not like,I can see pinkies(Hic)She'll be cummin rund T'mountain when she cummmmmmms.(Hic)

Shew me tut way ter ger herm.I'm tired aund I wanna ger ter bed.Ahaaaaaaaaaa fueled yer there dudn't I Lass.I durn want ter ger herm yet.

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Originally posted by Bojangles:
Nur they're not like,I can see pinkies(Hic)

I doubt if yer could see Daisy th'cow's if I hit yer rownd th'head wi'th'udders...bluddy state yer in

get on th'bus and have a volly vont ter surber yersen oop wummun

Ey Appen I'll ave summit ter eat and a fag,She'll be cummin rund T' mountain wern she cummmmmmmmmmmmms.E lass I lurve that surng.
(Hic)

ee i just agnes clutterbuck frum bingur hall on t phurne....appen we're not allowud back...summat about bo drinkin too much an ramming er dabbers in places whure dabbers durnt go....

appen tha penshuners thurt we wurn't 'classy'..

ow rood is tha?....we're reet classy in possee...

Aye'll jurst lay me head durn by t'food like fer a bit.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

i think bo's bin puttin scotch in tha scotched eggs...

appen we ave t move er like...she's purra ead reet on top o volly vunts...

ey oop posee,where um I like.Ur ey remember nuw.T'binger all.When we murving ter next pub Dance lurve?

Spurngey, Like a scotched egg lurve?

Spurngey why ur those Old age perrishers shoutin at ur bus?

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ee i just agnes clutterbuck frum bingur hall on t phurne....appen we're not allowud back...summat about bo drinkin too much an ramming er dabbers in places whure dabbers durnt go....

appen tha penshuners thurt we wurn't 'classy'..

ow rood is tha?....we're reet classy in possee...

WELL I'VE NEVER BIN SUR ASHAMED IN ME HENTIRE HURL LIFE!!!

just went in ter ask th'bingo hall manager about th'to do.....and she showed me this frum CCTV thingmabob



Appen, sum frum possee ave bin suffring frum BINGO RAGE!!!! and thretnin behavya has bin abounding.

I think thurse responsible should THINK ON!!!!


I think we'll be hearing a chorus of Hail Vivienne's befur supper get surved

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Originally posted by Bojangles:
Spurngey why ur those Old age perrishers shoutin at ur bus?

Durnt ask questions...just get yer ed down befur they light their pitchforks