ey oop possee.Just ter tell yer I was oot having sunbathe like terday. then this afternoon thought ey oop, I'll der me back.So put cushion on flour got durn on cushion and exposed me back ter sun like yer do. Saw summit out corner of me eye like,it were pigeon trying ter walk inter me lounge through french winder."Ey oop yer can't ger in ther."I said.
Sur went in house like and got some corn,only corn I've gort is fer popping like,but gurt some bread as well,went back oot onto patio and threw it t'him.He cocked a snook at it.Sur I sat back down on me cushion.Pigeon jurst wandered rund patio and me, lurking at me fer ages. Had a peck at me chair like,then flew up onto arm ov chair ,then onter seat, about a foot away frum face,jurst kept staring at me sur I started ter talk ter it,it were obviously mesmerized by me beauty like,as it stayed a gurd 15 minutes.
Then it shit on me chair und flew off.Jurst thought I'd share the experience wit yer possee.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
ey oop possee.Just ter tell yer I was oot having sunbathe like terday. then this afternoon thought ey oop, I'll der me back.So put cushion on flour got durn on cushion and exposed me back ter sun like yer do. Saw summit out corner of me eye like,it were pigeon trying ter walk inter me lounge through french winder."Ey oop yer can't ger in ther."I said.
Sur went in house like and got some corn,only corn I've gort is fer popping like,but gurt some bread as well,went back oot onto patio and threw it t'him.He cocked a snook at it.Sur I sat back down on me cushion.Pigeon jurst wandered rund patio and me, lurking at me fer ages. Had a peck at me chair like,then flew up onto arm ov chair ,then onter seat, about a foot away frum face,jurst kept staring at me sur I started ter talk ter it,it were obviously mesmerized by me beauty like,as it stayed a gurd 15 minutes.
Then it shit on me chair und flew off.Jurst thought I'd share the experience wit yer possee.
Ee Bojangles, that's good luck, pity it wasn't last week, our lard might have won, tha knows..
Hi there Queen.Hi ter all possee. 
Bin watching film ."Anger Management." It were called.
Bin watching film ."Anger Management." It were called.
quote:Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
ey oop possee.Just ter tell yer I was oot having sunbathe like terday. then this afternoon thought ey oop, I'll der me back.So put cushion on flour got durn on cushion and exposed me back ter sun like yer do. Saw summit out corner of me eye like,it were pigeon trying ter walk inter me lounge through french winder."Ey oop yer can't ger in ther."I said.
Sur went in house like and got some corn,only corn I've gort is fer popping like,but gurt some bread as well,went back oot onto patio and threw it t'him.He cocked a snook at it.Sur I sat back down on me cushion.Pigeon jurst wandered rund patio and me, lurking at me fer ages. Had a peck at me chair like,then flew up onto arm ov chair ,then onter seat, about a foot away frum face,jurst kept staring at me sur I started ter talk ter it,it were obviously mesmerized by me beauty like,as it stayed a gurd 15 minutes.
Then it shit on me chair und flew off.Jurst thought I'd share the experience wit yer possee.
Ee Bojangles, that's good luck, pity it wasn't last week, our lard might have won, tha knows..
ey knur like,wish it ad bin last week lass. When pigeon flew off I thought Oh buggar.
Took me half hour picking up all corn and bread like,not ter leave it fer rats.
We ave copse at back like,full ov rats and foxes,foxes live ov ter rats I reckon.
When let little one oot for late neet pee have ter have oot side lights on incase foxes attack im.
Neighbour got oop at 6 one murning found 3 ov his rabbits dead on lawn one missing and very frightened one in hutch.
eee oop posse
what's occuring?...errr I meant wot's bin appnin then?
Av reet missed yer all, 'speshlly on t'final neet
, but summun ad ter ger an do missionary work with t'heathen south Walians, an as it were me wot drew short spaghetti stick, I can't cumplain ...but i will 
Bin spending all t'morning catching up wi' posse gossip, eee yer can talk fer Bradford yer lot
but 'av ad a reet good giggle.
Ta fer all wurds o'support, fair brought tears ter me eyes that
Me mam is doing grate...consultant told er he thought she ad cancer, but it turned out to be a grate lump o'shite stuck in t'backpassage......oooh we did laugh us, after decking bluddy doctor o'course 
Ave now put 'er on th'Hurvis diet so as fur it not ter appen again..let that be a lesson ter yer all... furget the health giving properties of th'hurly bread at thy peril
On positive side thur, have spread the word of t'Lard everywhere, which I believe was turtley responsible for his winning third place and best gay award
an' bludddy well diserved twas too 
anyway, whilst I was sitting in th'armchair channelling, Our Lard sent yer all this message thru th'ether........
what's occuring?...errr I meant wot's bin appnin then?
Av reet missed yer all, 'speshlly on t'final neet
, but summun ad ter ger an do missionary work with t'heathen south Walians, an as it were me wot drew short spaghetti stick, I can't cumplain ...but i will Bin spending all t'morning catching up wi' posse gossip, eee yer can talk fer Bradford yer lot
but 'av ad a reet good giggle.Ta fer all wurds o'support, fair brought tears ter me eyes that
Me mam is doing grate...consultant told er he thought she ad cancer, but it turned out to be a grate lump o'shite stuck in t'backpassage......oooh we did laugh us, after decking bluddy doctor o'course Ave now put 'er on th'Hurvis diet so as fur it not ter appen again..let that be a lesson ter yer all... furget the health giving properties of th'hurly bread at thy peril
On positive side thur, have spread the word of t'Lard everywhere, which I believe was turtley responsible for his winning third place and best gay award
an' bludddy well diserved twas too anyway, whilst I was sitting in th'armchair channelling, Our Lard sent yer all this message thru th'ether........
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
eee oop posse
what's occuring?...errr I meant wot's bin appnin then?
Av reet missed yer all, 'speshlly on t'final neet
Bin spending all t'morning catching up wi' posse gossip, eee yer can talk fer Bradford yer lot
Ta fer all wurds o'support, fair brought tears ter me eyes that
Ave now put 'er on th'Hurvis diet so as fur it not ter appen again..let that be a lesson ter yer all... furget the health giving properties of th'hurly bread at thy peril
On positive side thur, have spread the word of t'Lard everywhere, which I believe was turtley responsible for his winning third place and best gay award
anyway, whilst I was sitting in th'armchair channelling, Our Lard sent yer all this message thru th'ether........
Ay up Dancey nice to see thee back as official artist for t'Possee
That's given me the best laugh in days ee you're clever, our lard off into t'sunset!
quote:Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:
Ay up Dancey nice to see thee back as official artist for t'Possee
That's given me the best laugh in days ee you're clever, our lard off into t'sunset!
Ta Pinky
'appen i've been missing me crayoning in
bin trying out that RL stuff...durn't like it, not one bit
ey up possee xxx...
an speshul welcurme back t our dancers...
ee tha possee has missed yur luv....appen we we're all thinkin o yur and tha's mam xx
good tha's got er on possee diet nur thur..soon shift tha stuck bit o shite...
hurvis an curried spaghetti wi clean er pipes reet owt...
an speshul welcurme back t our dancers...
ee tha possee has missed yur luv....appen we we're all thinkin o yur and tha's mam xx
good tha's got er on possee diet nur thur..soon shift tha stuck bit o shite...
hurvis an curried spaghetti wi clean er pipes reet owt...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee xxx...
an speshul welcurme back t our dancers...
ee tha possee has missed yur luv....appen we we're all thinkin o yur and tha's mam xx
good tha's got er on possee diet nur thur..soon shift tha stuck bit o shite...
hurvis an curried spaghetti wi clean er pipes reet owt...
eee grate ter see yer again Spunj
, been keeping place nice n'tidy in case oor Lard appens in fur a crumpit I see Aye, nowt can shift shite like t'posse diet...not even Cillit bang
'ave made her cut up er Scotched eggs inter small pieces thu, just in case
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
ee oop Darlo
, is that thur one o't'Lard's celibrity stalkers then? 
He'll be hitting them all off wi'shitty stick these days I surpurze
Hi DS , it was with some guy at Noirin's 26th birthday party last week 
.
, it was with some guy at Noirin's 26th birthday party last week .
eeee gerra t ave surme volly vunts an all dancers...she'll be clearin a reet treat then....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeee gerra t ave surme volly vunts an all dancers...she'll be clearin a reet treat then....
aye, she's getting thum free on prescription in Wales Spunj, but she as ter buy her own Lemon an beef curd ter put in them tho.......it's swings an rownderbowts
Ee Possee I've just had an idea.
They should have our lard as a guest on Emmerdale, he'd be just champion in t'Woolie, behind t'bar with Diane and Marlon.
They should have our lard as a guest on Emmerdale, he'd be just champion in t'Woolie, behind t'bar with Diane and Marlon.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
eee oop posse
what's occuring?...errr I meant wot's bin appnin then?
Av reet missed yer all, 'speshlly on t'final neet
Bin spending all t'morning catching up wi' posse gossip, eee yer can talk fer Bradford yer lot
Ta fer all wurds o'support, fair brought tears ter me eyes that
Ave now put 'er on th'Hurvis diet so as fur it not ter appen again..let that be a lesson ter yer all... furget the health giving properties of th'hurly bread at thy peril
On positive side thur, have spread the word of t'Lard everywhere, which I believe was turtley responsible for his winning third place and best gay award
anyway, whilst I was sitting in th'armchair channelling, Our Lard sent yer all this message thru th'ether........
Ey Oop Dance, yer bin missed alreet,so glad ter here yer mum had a shit diagnosis.
Ta fer lards picture again proper champion like.
Ay up Possee, not such a good day here today, t'clouds won't move and let t'sun shine.
Good t'afternoon Bo, Pinky and rest o'posse
Bah gum, tis quiet rownd these parts now T'Lard is off t'telly ain't it
I wuz thinkin we all deserve a reet goot treet after all th'wurshupping we bin doing, so I has taken th'liberty of hiring charabang fer a bit ov an outing.
It cums wi' own alien tourguide and Devo has an HGV dog licence, so he can drive us on pilgrimij ter all th'hurly sites assursiated wi't'Lard.
Anyone who fancies a trip must let me nur ASAP, sur I can allocate th'seating
T'Jamboree will cost thruppence fur return ticket, but yer will have ter durnate summat ter buffet. Please fill in details below
A) Name
B) Scran durnated fer picnic
C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID
purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer
an identikit one ter be pruvided
D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave
related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav
E) Method of payment please
Fust comes, fust served....hurry oop or all seats on th'top deck will have gone.
Bah gum, tis quiet rownd these parts now T'Lard is off t'telly ain't it
I wuz thinkin we all deserve a reet goot treet after all th'wurshupping we bin doing, so I has taken th'liberty of hiring charabang fer a bit ov an outing.
It cums wi' own alien tourguide and Devo has an HGV dog licence, so he can drive us on pilgrimij ter all th'hurly sites assursiated wi't'Lard.
Anyone who fancies a trip must let me nur ASAP, sur I can allocate th'seating
T'Jamboree will cost thruppence fur return ticket, but yer will have ter durnate summat ter buffet. Please fill in details below
A) Name
B) Scran durnated fer picnic
C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID
purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer
an identikit one ter be pruvided
D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave
related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav
E) Method of payment please
Fust comes, fust served....hurry oop or all seats on th'top deck will have gone.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Ey oop Pink.How's yer doing?
Ey opp Bo, I'm cold
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Good t'afternoon Bo, Pinky and rest o'posse
Bah gum, tis quiet rownd these parts now T'Lard is off t'telly ain't it
I wuz thinkin we all deserve a reet goot treet after all th'wurshupping we bin doing, so I has taken th'liberty of hiring charabang fer a bit ov an outing.
It cums wi' own alien tourguide and Devo has an HGV dog licence, so he can drive us on pilgrimij ter all th'hurly sites assursiated wi't'Lard.
Anyone who fancies a trip must let me nur ASAP, sur I can allocate th'seating
T'Jamboree will cost thruppence fur return ticket, but yer will have ter durnate summat ter buffet. Please fill in details below
A) Name
B) Scran durnated fer picnic
C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID
purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer
an identikit one ter be pruvided
D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave
related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav
E) Method of payment please
Fust comes, fust served....hurry oop or all seats on th'top deck will have gone.
Ee what an good idea, count me in on t'charabang
Name Pinky
Scram provided Oven chips, scratchings and loaf of hurvis
Indetikit picture please
Devo setting t'catnav
crossed postal order
Ee t'Possee day out, all of them others will be right jellus
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Good t'afternoon Bo, Pinky and rest o'posse
Bah gum, tis quiet rownd these parts now T'Lard is off t'telly ain't it
I wuz thinkin we all deserve a reet goot treet after all th'wurshupping we bin doing, so I has taken th'liberty of hiring charabang fer a bit ov an outing.
It cums wi' own alien tourguide and Devo has an HGV dog licence, so he can drive us on pilgrimij ter all th'hurly sites assursiated wi't'Lard.
Anyone who fancies a trip must let me nur ASAP, sur I can allocate th'seating
T'Jamboree will cost thruppence fur return ticket, but yer will have ter durnate summat ter buffet. Please fill in details below
A) Name
B) Scran durnated fer picnic
C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID
purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer
an identikit one ter be pruvided
D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave
related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav
E) Method of payment please
Fust comes, fust served....hurry oop or all seats on th'top deck will have gone.
champion idea tha dancers...
name:spunj
scran fur picnic..volly vunts
identikit furto needed ta
places o interest...anywhure st vivienne druve er bike..tesco's..cos our lard gets is volly vunts frum tha
paymunt...cash n burl o curried spaghetti...
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Good t'afternoon Bo, Pinky and rest o'posse
Bah gum, tis quiet rownd these parts now T'Lard is off t'telly ain't it
I wuz thinkin we all deserve a reet goot treet after all th'wurshupping we bin doing, so I has taken th'liberty of hiring charabang fer a bit ov an outing.
It cums wi' own alien tourguide and Devo has an HGV dog licence, so he can drive us on pilgrimij ter all th'hurly sites assursiated wi't'Lard.
Anyone who fancies a trip must let me nur ASAP, sur I can allocate th'seating
T'Jamboree will cost thruppence fur return ticket, but yer will have ter durnate summat ter buffet. Please fill in details below
A) Name
B) Scran durnated fer picnic
C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID
purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer
an identikit one ter be pruvided
D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave
related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav
E) Method of payment please
Fust comes, fust served....hurry oop or all seats on th'top deck will have gone.
A)Bojangles
b)Scotched eggs,I'll get um frum Tesco like
c)Catwoman,asks dance fer identikit
d)Hovis bakery
e)Bankers Draft
Front seat up top like with Whippets
eee, charabang is filling oop already ...i'll leave it a while ter see if anyone else wants ter cum fer a spin
Glad ter see yer've all worn yer sunday best bonnets, durn't want ter let St Viv down by looking scruffy.
Hope yer've all got cumpfy seats...sorry Bo, seeing as yer want ter keep eye on th'whippets, yer'll have ter travel downstairs on th'pole
Still yer can have a nibble on th'buffey while yer hanging on there...and anuyway, t'would be a shame ter hide yer beergut frum public view as yer outfit is purrticarly stunning 
...i'll leave it a while ter see if anyone else wants ter cum fer a spinGlad ter see yer've all worn yer sunday best bonnets, durn't want ter let St Viv down by looking scruffy.
Hope yer've all got cumpfy seats...sorry Bo, seeing as yer want ter keep eye on th'whippets, yer'll have ter travel downstairs on th'pole
Still yer can have a nibble on th'buffey while yer hanging on there
...and anuyway, t'would be a shame ter hide yer beergut frum public view as yer outfit is purrticarly stunning quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
bluddy brilliant dancers....
ta
....furgot ter say, I contributed sum lemon curd fer picnic....will go wi' everything that quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eee appen it will....will tha be furtur's o picnic?..
well culd be if we decide ter ave a stop sumwhere....otherwise can nip downstairs an nibbil at will
t'world is oor lobster
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
champion....i'm propur bluddy excited me....
me too
wonder where Devo will take us first....well second....he'll probly stop off at tobacconists ter get sum Old Holborn in
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DanceSettee:
eee, charabang is filling oop already...i'll leave it a while ter see if anyone else wants ter cum fer a spin
Glad ter see yer've all worn yer sunday best bonnets, durn't want ter let St Viv down by looking scruffy.
Hope yer've all got cumpfy seats...sorry Bo, seeing as yer want ter keep eye on th'whippets, yer'll have ter travel downstairs on th'pole
Still yer can have a nibble on th'buffey while yer hanging on there...and anuyway, t'would be a shame ter hide yer beergut frum public view as yer outfit is purrticarly stunning
[/QUOTE
Yeh good that innit like.Reet Vivienneish.Thet ther tail tho stook oop arse is causing t'problem summit wit piles.
Head gettin banged aburt like,but it's a dey oot.
eee, charabang is filling oop already
...i'll leave it a while ter see if anyone else wants ter cum fer a spinGlad ter see yer've all worn yer sunday best bonnets, durn't want ter let St Viv down by looking scruffy.
Hope yer've all got cumpfy seats...sorry Bo, seeing as yer want ter keep eye on th'whippets, yer'll have ter travel downstairs on th'pole
Still yer can have a nibble on th'buffey while yer hanging on there
...and anuyway, t'would be a shame ter hide yer beergut frum public view as yer outfit is purrticarly stunning [/QUOTE Yeh good that innit like.Reet Vivienneish.Thet ther tail tho stook oop arse is causing t'problem summit wit piles.
Head gettin banged aburt like,but it's a dey oot.
EE oop me invite muster got lost lost in t' post. Scotched eggs in t' hamperwi bumper pack of baccy, filters an' peppers (rizlas like). 
Nurt fergettin' tha tea oorn, fill to 't brim with 't gurd ole yorkshire wine!
*budge up at t' frunt...make rooooom fer a ickle 'un!
Nurt fergettin' tha tea oorn, fill to 't brim with 't gurd ole yorkshire wine!
*budge up at t' frunt...make rooooom fer a ickle 'un!
Ey oop make rum fer Tiddly-wink.set yerself durn Tiddly,we'll surn be fer the off like.
quote:A) Name
Fracas
quote:B) Scran durnated fer picnic
Tripe and banana trifle, wi'a Malibu kick.
quote:C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID
purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer
an identikit one ter be pruvided
Guess. Clue: NANU NANU
quote:D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave
related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav
Ilkley Moor (Baht At), Armley Jail.
quote:E) Method of payment please
Dorothy Perkins 20% off voucher (valid until Sept 20th).
ELLO POSSEE!!
Dancers, glad your mum were just bunged up. I'm a slave to me bowel
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
EE oop me invite muster got lost lost in t' post. Scotched eggs in t' hamperwi bumper pack of baccy, filters an' peppers (rizlas like).
Nurt fergettin' tha tea oorn, fill to 't brim with 't gurd ole yorkshire wine!
*budge up at t' frunt...make rooooom fer a ickle 'un!
ee oop Tiddley, if yer want ter cum on jamboree, thee must fill in form on last page like t'others, i'm afrade rules is rules
we carnt ave people on t'charabang if they're nur pruply dressed, wot wuld t'Lard an St Viv think
'appen thur Devo is avin problums wi' Catnav, an we might 'ave ter substitute it fer real cat
so we'll all be stuck on rickety bus fer the night till things get sorted....but i'm confident we'll be off sumwhere lubbly by th'morning ...yer'll ave plenty time ter fill in form pet quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Yeh good that innit like.Reet Vivienneish.Thet ther tail tho stook oop arse is causing t'problem summit wit piles.
Head gettin banged aburt like,but it's a dey oot.
Sorry ter 'ear bout thy hemroyds Bo, but yer can't be dressed up as Catwoman wi'out consequences
...but what's a little discomfit when thee looks sur champion an fashnuble eh? Sure yer 'ed will be OK once we're on th'road...bus is a bit ricketty when th'enjin's running i'm afraid
Nurly forgot to fill in t' elf 'n safety form!
A) Name Tiddly~Wink
B) Scran durnated fer picnic Scotched eggs and enuff smurkes fer all
C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID
purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer
an identikit one ter be pruvided A clean vest will do nicely ta!
D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave
related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav Aidensfield to meet Oscar and Gina at t' poob!
E) Method of payment please tiddly wink markers in various colours
A) Name Tiddly~Wink
B) Scran durnated fer picnic Scotched eggs and enuff smurkes fer all
C) What outfit yer wish ter wear fer ID
purpoises. Can supply own picture or ask fer
an identikit one ter be pruvided A clean vest will do nicely ta!
D) Suggestions fer excursions/places of Dave
related intrist sur Devo can set Catnav Aidensfield to meet Oscar and Gina at t' poob!
E) Method of payment please tiddly wink markers in various colours