Ay up Possee, is all this sunshine making you quiet or are Devo and Jolene getting more walks.

Devo, Jolene and their new burst mate Roxy all bin walked and fed like.
Got in last neet phone rang,I picked it oop and said "Who's speaking?"
A voice said"Yer Are".

ey up possee xxx...

hurpe all are well like....

Champion lass,ow's self like Spongebob.

"Doc I can't stop singing the green green grass of home".
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

Like werting fer kettle T'boil.
"Doctor I can't pronounce my F's.T's and H's."

"Well you can't say fairer than that then."

So I rang the local swimming baths.
I said "Is that the local swimming baths?"
He said "It depends where you're calling from."

quote:

Originally posted by Bojangles:
Champion lass,ow's self like Spongebob.

"Doc I can't stop singing the green green grass of home".
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

i went t doctur an said.'ee doctur tha's a mince pie stuck up me bum.......'

e said.'appen i've surme cream fur that'...

eeeeeeeeeee thet Tommy be funny like Spongebob.
Ow's yerself leek taneet lurve.
Nowt werth watching on Tv taneet.Curn't wait til ur lards on tamorrow.

i went t doctur an said.'ee doctur tha's a mince pie stuck up me bum.......'

e said.'appen i've surme cream fur that'...[/QUOTE]
Gurd job it weren't a Yorkshire pud lark.

appen i'm fine ta bo flowur...yersen????

e it'll be champion seein our lard agin...can't wait....

Gurd ta here yer well Spongebob.Nurt to bad meself like.
Lurvly day taday, with sun getting reet tan nur.

eee...we'll all be luvly an tannud soon bo luv..we'll look champion in our westwoods wi tan an 32" waists...

Ey it'll be reet champion.wit ur crochets urn.Und ur Westwoods.My Westwoods ur a bit ta wide leek fer me feet.

I've reet thin feet me like.

Jurst gonna watch film abot Coople wit Grizzly Bear.T'called Grizzly Man.See yer leeter lurk.

Ey Oop.Lard'll be urn telly taneet.Durn't forget ter tune in at 11pm ter E4.
Jurst back frum taking whippets oot.

Two fat blurks in a pub,one says ter tuther.
"Your round."
Ter uther one says.
"So are yer,yer fat slob."

Ey up Possee, our lard's on soon.

This penguin walks into a pub and asks the landlord, "Have you seen my brother?"

Landlord sez, "Dunno, what's he look like?"

AY UP POSSEE!! NANU NANU!

Little girl lost in Tesco. Security guard goes up to her and asks, "What's your mummy like?" "Big dicks and vodka."

Ey up Fracas how are thee? Are you times on t'posts playing up?

I'm posting this as the second part of Corrie is starting and it's showing an hour later.

"Doctor doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my arse!"

"I'll give you some cream for that."

Jelly baby goes tthe doc's and sez, "I think I've got the clap."

Doc sez, "Why, what you been up to?"

"Oh, ****in' all sorts."

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Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:
Ey up Fracas how are thee? Are you times on t'posts playing up?

I'm posting this as the second part of Corrie is starting and it's showing an hour later.

Ello Pinky

Time seems to be OK for me, 3 minutes tillme tea being ready.

I saw the International Space Station fly over Yorkshire last night, bloody brilliant! Nanu nanu!

quote:

Originally posted by fracas:

quote:

Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:
Ey up Fracas how are thee? Are you times on t'posts playing up?

I'm posting this as the second part of Corrie is starting and it's showing an hour later.

Ello Pinky

Time seems to be OK for me, 3 minutes tillme tea being ready.

I saw the International Space Station fly over Yorkshire last night, bloody brilliant! Nanu nanu!

Nanu nanu hun, it were t'computer that were playing up, it's alright now.

Ey oop Possee.Bin reet quiet on ere like.

So I was getting into my car,and this bloke says to me."Can you give me a lift?"
I said."Sure,you look great, the world's your oyster,go for it."

Appen it wurn't be long now possee.

oh shocked forum still here

how u all been good i hope.

ey up possee xx...

half hour til we get t see our lard again...champion....

Ey oop, where have yer all bin.Ey oop Coop,
Spongebob.

Bin trying again like ter get into that LC,no joy at all.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee xx...

half hour til we get t see our lard again...champion.... [/QUOTE

wonder has he met viv yet and what he has been up too,

ow do bo xx...coop xx...pinky xx


appen i bin gettin mesen ready t watch our lard...got me finest westwoods on an a burl o curried spaghetti an lurf o hurvis to ave when i watch him like....

quote:

Originally posted by Bojangles:
Ey oop, where have yer all bin.Ey oop Coop,
Spongebob.

Hi bo

Thought everyone would be in live cloud thought the forum would be well over,good to see your all here

Keep trying live cloud bo,people on here really helpful in getting you into live cloud if we have to go dont want no possee being left behind,not to sure i will be on like lol.

give it a go maybe

Be reet champion that Spongebob,I gert me Viviennes on, and big plate of yorkshire puds.Packet of fags and whippets on settee be me like.

quote:

Originally posted by cup:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee xx...

half hour til we get t see our lard again...champion.... [/QUOTE

wonder has he met viv yet and what he has been up too,

were readin on othur fred like tha he as..took lisur wi him an all....


i bet he thurt it were bluddy brilliant....

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

quote:

Originally posted by cup:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee xx...

half hour til we get t see our lard again...champion.... [/QUOTE

wonder has he met viv yet and what he has been up too,

were readin on othur fred like tha he as..took lisur wi him an all....


i bet he thurt it were bluddy brilliant....

oh great didnt know he had met her,wonder did he get a few freebies.Hope he did

quote:

Originally posted by Bojangles:
Be reet champion that Spongebob,I gert me Viviennes on, and big plate of yorkshire puds.Packet of fags and whippets on settee be me like.

i got me smerks an a cuppa char ready an all

eeee it's gunna be grand bo....

I oop ur lard behaved like infront of Queen Viv.
Coop they are very helpful on here trying to get me in to LC,but nowt seems ter werk.