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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
oh, no, I'll be right fed up if our Dave aint there come Friday

we all will pet...let's light a candle and hurp that the fig roll faced one will go instead

quote:

Originally posted by DanceSettee:

quote:

Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
oh, no, I'll be right fed up if our Dave aint there come Friday

we all will pet...let's light a candle and hurp that the fig roll faced one will go instead

n I will put my black cat near t TV for added luck!

*has a little peek round door*

ooooh, its like when you are thinking about joining the brownies.... and you go and watch, but you stand out cos you are in your jeans and don't have a brownie uniform!

(I don't have to pay subs yet do I?)

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
*has a little peek round door*

ooooh, its like when you are thinking about joining the brownies.... and you go and watch, but you stand out cos you are in your jeans and don't have a brownie uniform!

(I don't have to pay subs yet do I?)

Drags DPGT in by the hair

Welcome pet, have a seat by th'whippet

Did you come because of love of th'Lard or fer the free alien cap offer?



Pours cup o'tea and offers plate of crumpets wi'beef jam on

Ooooh... well, the fan club freebies were even better than the Desperate Dan Pie Eaters Club ones!

Also... cos I have a fondness for a lot of... (oooh, you don't call yourselves lardies do you??) you lot!

Cos I am a born & bred Leeds girl (who got exported to the south... but misses home)

Cos husband (not a into big brother, usually scorns all housemates)... has poked his head round the newspaper a few times and said "Dave is the only genuine one in there"...

& cos I love Chorlton

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:


Ooooh... well, the fan club freebies were even better than the Desperate Dan Pie Eaters Club ones!

Also... cos I have a fondness for a lot of... (oooh, you don't call yourselves lardies do you??) you lot!

Cos I am a born & bred Leeds girl (who got exported to the south... but misses home)

Cos husband (not a into big brother, usually scorns all housemates)... has poked his head round the newspaper a few times and said "Dave is the only genuine one in there"...

& cos I love Chorlton

well let me try and sway you further then




....and no we durnt call urrselves lardies...cos we are all very slim wi'32" waists

We're just "the posse"...bit like the Borg off that thur Star Trek progrum

eeeeeee ditty...i appen t think tha possee is place fur yur flowur....

benefits o wershippin our lard....

goin t car booty

good grub...curried spaghetti wi crumpets an liver n apple crumble

smerkin at bus stop

sexual bingo

loads o good quality fashuns...

join tha possee.it's a way o life...

ecky thump!

Thee might a talked us into eet...

Ah'll gie it sum thought as ah gow t'shop !

(lol! I can talk in Yorkshire... its blummin hard to type it though!)

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

Ohh dear god. Dancers you nutter

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Originally posted by

(lol! I can talk in Yorkshire... its blummin hard to type it though!)

Thee's doing reet fine flower

Eee ooop get us sum mur tabs when yer down th'shop love....take a thruppence of the sideboard and get yersen sum sweets wi'change

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Originally posted by machel:
the yorkshire motto:

see all, do all say nowt
eat all, sup all pay nowt
an if thi eva dus owt fa nowt
allus do it fa thissen

altho us yorkshire folk are salt t'earth

Where av yer bin all me life?

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Originally posted by fracas:


Ohh dear god. Dancers you nutter

Durnt ferget yer have ter sing song as yer watch it...starting wi' "Bollocks" fer full effect


EDIT: just found out that it also goes particularly well wi' Michael Jackson's "Durnt stop till yer ger enough"

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


i'm sure tha hurle possee wi join me in wishin yur mam better .

Yer right thee-er Mrs Pants.

Dancers Mum, big fat Yorkshire good vibes at yer xxxxxxxx

Dancers

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Originally posted by fracas:


Dancers Mum, big fat Yorkshire good vibes at yer xxxxxxxx

Dancers

Ta fracas all thoughts are gratefuly received.. now nurbody mention it again if that's OK , I'm trying to think o'other things

quote:

Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
*has a little peek round door*

ooooh, its like when you are thinking about joining the brownies.... and you go and watch, but you stand out cos you are in your jeans and don't have a brownie uniform!

(I don't have to pay subs yet do I?)

Ay up Ditty, pull up a pouffe, I'll meek thi an Oxo wi some curry powder in

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:



EDIT: just found out that it also goes particularly well wi' Michael Jackson's "Durnt stop till yer ger enough"

Oh ****inell missus

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Originally posted by fracas:

quote:

Originally posted by DanceSettee:



EDIT: just found out that it also goes particularly well wi' Michael Jackson's "Durnt stop till yer ger enough"

Oh ****inell missus

Did yer go back and hum along then? ....ya did didn't yer


EDIT: eee it's not that bad wi' BAD neither

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:


Did yer go back and hum along then? ....ya did didn't yer

No

possee ecky thump bump.....

'Ow do posse

Eeeee 'appen our Dave is right in t'firin line fer nominations tomorro

Coom on poooblic tak pity on our Lard an let 'im 'ave 'is dream to be in t'final

power o possee is doin everyfing possibubble t keep our lard in til friday miss s....

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
power o possee is doin everyfing possibubble t keep our lard in til friday miss s....

Eeee champion Sponge

Althooo if Dave is oop against Roddy then ahl 'ave to switch me allegiances

Ahl be kicked owt tha posse

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Originally posted by Miss_S:

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
power o possee is doin everyfing possibubble t keep our lard in til friday miss s....

Eeee champion Sponge

Althooo if Dave is oop against Roddy then ahl 'ave to switch me allegiances

Ahl be kicked owt tha posse

has tha seen what appens t tha treasuners?!!!.....

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Originally posted by spongebob

has tha seen what appens t tha treasuners?!!!.....

Oh noooo yer jokin aren't ye Spoonge?

Eeee 'appen ahl 'ave t'rethink ..... ahm in a right dilemma now, me....

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Originally posted by Miss_S:

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob

has tha seen what appens t tha treasuners?!!!.....

Oh noooo yer jokin aren't ye Spoonge?

Eeee 'appen ahl 'ave t'rethink ..... ahm in a right dilemma now, me....

stocks an wee surked crumpets...an tha's the nice bit....

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Originally posted by spongebob stocks an wee surked crumpets...an tha's the nice bit....

Oh well ye knowwww ahm not bothird anyhow, me.

Ahl do what ah like always 'ave done, ahm not bothird in t'slightest, not bothird at all.

Put me in t'stocks an feed me surked crumpets ah tell ye ahm not bothird.

Ah know me own mind, me

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Originally posted by Miss_S:

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob stocks an wee surked crumpets...an tha's the nice bit....

Oh well ye knowwww ahm not bothird anyhow, me.

Ahl do what ah like always 'ave done, ahm not bothird in t'slightest, not bothird at all.

Put me in t'stocks an feed me surked crumpets ah tell ye ahm not bothird.

Ah know me own mind, me

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

quote:

Originally posted by Miss_S:

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob stocks an wee surked crumpets...an tha's the nice bit....

Oh well ye knowwww ahm not bothird anyhow, me.

Ahl do what ah like always 'ave done, ahm not bothird in t'slightest, not bothird at all.

Put me in t'stocks an feed me surked crumpets ah tell ye ahm not bothird.

Ah know me own mind, me

Ahm prayin it won't 'appen tho so until then ahl campaign for our Dave to stay

Power t'Dave !!!!

tha's always welcurme in possee miss s..whoever tha sports....

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha's always welcurme in possee miss s..whoever tha sports....

Aye, although having heard thy relevation, Yer've lost yer automatic seat at back of t'charabang when we gur on pilgrimage ter Dewsbury after th'final

Ye will have ter sit at front wit'driver and th'buckit of piss and have last choice er th'sandwiches

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha's always welcurme in possee miss s..whoever tha sports....

Aye, although having heard thy relevation, Yer've lost yer automatic seat at back of t'charabang when we gur on pilgrimage ter Dewsbury after th'final

Ye will have ter sit at front wit'driver and th'buckit of piss and have last choice er th'sandwiches

Aw noooo Dance - 'ow can yer do that to me!

'appen ah don't mind sittin with t'driver and bucket of piss but yer really punishin me wi the last choice of t'sandwiches!!

Eeeeee give us a brek will ye?

Ah were goin ti offer yer some Yorkshire Tea Loaf made fresh this morning but yev all burnt yer bridges wi me now the pair of ye - ahm not bothired ike ah said previous and ah won't blow it all out of precuation but yev both upset me now and ah mean that most sincere.

Ahl jist sit 'ere by maslef fur t'rest of the night thank you very moooch.

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

Eeee... ahm jist jokin with yer loovies

Blooody brilliyant !!!!

Don't put me in t'stocks though...

appen tha better pass ovur yerkshure tea loaf then flowur....

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
appen tha better pass ovur yerkshure tea loaf then flowur....

'elp yerself looove

Ahm off to make a brew to 'ave wi a slice and then settle down to watch our Lard on t'big telly

aye nurly time tur wership...appen i'll do tha same...

quote:

Originally posted by Miss_S:


Ahl jist sit 'ere by maslef fur t'rest of the night thank you very moooch.

'Appen yer culd do that or you can join us in trying on our new moped helmets ...

did tha see a peek o our lards bum when e were cleaning?...felt proper faint me....

Ow do possee..

Have any of you linked the 'Aliens in London' video clip in this thread yet?

eople-parties&Itemid=92" target="_blank">http://www.mrmarky.co.uk/index...le-parties&Itemid=92

For me, one of the funniest episodes ever.

ee ta fur tha guru...it's a classic...

thankyou xx...