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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


e dave is our lard an we is tha disciples... Thumbs Up
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aye, and that bloody Skive wumman has been our Judas this week Laugh

but she's learnt th'error so all's fergiven Thumbs Up


appen ski is a top lass.knur er well like.she soon saw errur o her misde....misdeeeeeeee...mizdemeenur Thumbs Up Big Grin
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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Flippin' eck. That owld Mrs Snobgrass as only gone and won t' nashional at t' bingo. Dead posh she is, instead of shouting HOWSE she shouted 'bungalow'. Goin' rownnd thurr in t' mornin wi t' catalogue of our lard's memoree soova stuff what's worth buyin'! Nod


gerra t vurte our lard t win.appen she can affurd it now like....

i'm puttin kids on rachuns all week so i can vurte...

i says to em.wha's mure impertant?..you two eatin like o our lard winnin?.tha's always bins if tha appen to get hungry... Thumbs Up
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by cup:


I was too busy defending dave Big Grin


ah...locked up in th'padded cell too were ya pet?

fair enough, i'll let yer off fer yer good work in th'community then Thumbs Up


yes i am thinking of getting a lend of daves bike when he finishes hovis run,to get round quicker to defend our dave
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morning posse wavey

Time to get off our 32" arses and make sure our Lard gets through the last obstacle ter final Nod

I've been knocking on doors all morning spreading th'holy wurd, starting with the heathens at the Marcus estate...and I trust you will all be joining me in doing th'same Thumbs Up

I've hired the Salivation brass band for the afternoon, LET'S GET PRAISING!!!!! Big Grin

DanceSettee
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by machel:
hay up
i'll ave t'join thee naa me mucker marcus has gone


PRAISE THE LARD!!!!

one of our representatives was just round yer thread spreading th'hurly word......look how quickly his miracles work Thumbs Up

Welcome Machel Valentine Yer've done th'right thing, and just in time fer breakfast. What yer 'aving pet?


i'll ave bacon,sausage,black pudding (from lottment pig i killed) eggs from mi chickens, tomaartus and sum fried bread, ta
machel
cummin reet up machel luv...ave a browse o surme o our fetchin barrrgins we ave in ere ...loads t chose frum an dead cheap an all... Thumbs Up


saturday night is sexual bingo night in possee...and termerrer appen we all go t car booty.

yur need surme hurvis t mop the plate up..20 slices do?..we try t take care o our waistlines in ere..like dave we try to keep em at 32"...
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Originally posted by machel:


i'll ave bacon,sausage,black pudding (from lottment pig i killed) eggs from mi chickens, tomaartus and sum fried bread, ta


Well that seems a rather unusual mixture ter us simple folk ...but Hey ho! whatever flurts yer whippet....can we persuade yer ter have a bit o'curried spaghetti on th'side? Ninja

While yer nibbling, perhaps you would like to tek a momement ter remember those who have gone before Frowner We at posse know it's a tragic time fer some newcomers and we'd like to make the transition inter the light as easy a possible fer yer Nod

Take yer time sobbing pet Hug

DanceSettee
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by machel:


i'll ave bacon,sausage,black pudding (from lottment pig i killed) eggs from mi chickens, tomaartus and sum fried bread, ta


Well that seems a rather unusual mixture ter us simple folk ...but Hey ho! whatever flurts yer whippet....can we persuade yer ter have a bit o'curried spaghetti on th'side? Ninja

While yer nibbling, perhaps you would like to tek a momement ter remember those who have gone before Frowner We at posse know it's a tragic time fer some newcomers and we'd like to make the transition inter the light as easy a possible fer yer Nod

Take yer time sobbing pet Hug



bluudy brilliant Laugh
Tiaylis
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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
eee, I got a right bad feelin, that our Dave may well be up ont Tuesdeh. Frowner Eee by gum, it would be such a shame if he missed out on T'd final Frowner


our prumurchuns lass dancers is on case..appen she has people spreadin wurd door t door of our lards hurly goodness...

we in possee will smerk our heads of in support of tha hurly one...

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

tha's good wurk tha's been doin dancers...gettin representatives owt an abowt

when hurly one calls..hurpefully people will see tha light of our lard... Thumbs Up


Hurp they will an that Spunj...good morning ter yer wavey

have yer been greasing up thy tambourine in readiness fer final assault?


ey up dancers luv xxx... Wave

appen i got brass band all ready..blowin ard on tha trumburnes...shakin tha tamburines..an givin tha trumpets a reet bashin....

tis finul assault an possee is ready.... Thumbs Up
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
eee, I got a right bad feelin, that our Dave may well be up ont Tuesdeh. Frowner Eee by gum, it would be such a shame if he missed out on T'd final Frowner


me too LMS Frowner

and just at the time when I have ter leave yer all at posee ter do sum missionary work abroad too Frowner


nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ Frowner

where th goin t dancers flowur?...
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ow do tialylis flowur xxx... Wave

urnly 1 week t gur in campaign...hurpefully enuff people will see hurly light an goodness of our lard an tha possee can get him t final night... Thumbs Up


appen we'd be reet prowd if he made it...

power t dave

power t tha possee.... Thumbs Up


I am so chuffed he's made it t'final week. He so deserves to be there on final night. Too much to hope he might win but he gets my vote Thumbs Up
Tiaylis
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ Frowner

where th goin t dancers flowur?...


I have ter ger back hurm for a while as th'mam is a bit poorly Frowner

I'll try me best ter get sum acess ter possee while i'm thur, but I'm not promising nowt Shake Head



family is impertent dancers luv...you get yersen off ta tha mam's and gerra on mend flowur xx

i'm sure tha hurle possee wi join me in wishin yur mam better . Hug
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
eee, I got a right bad feelin, that our Dave may well be up ont Tuesdeh. Frowner Eee by gum, it would be such a shame if he missed out on T'd final Frowner


our prumurchuns lass dancers is on case..appen she has people spreadin wurd door t door of our lards hurly goodness...

we in possee will smerk our heads of in support of tha hurly one...

Thumbs Up
Thumbs Up Laugh
Little Miss Spurs
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
eee, I got a right bad feelin, that our Dave may well be up ont Tuesdeh. Frowner Eee by gum, it would be such a shame if he missed out on T'd final Frowner


me too LMS Frowner

and just at the time when I have ter leave yer all at posee ter do sum missionary work abroad too Frowner
Eeker Frowner oh, no, I'll be right fed up if our Dave aint there come Friday Frowner
Little Miss Spurs

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