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Originally posted by Amythist:
EEEeee thats fookin fantastic is that!

Sorry I know I've been lazy and havent applied myself to thred reading.

I've come late to david discipleism.


Better late than not at all pet Thumbs Up
Do feel free to peruse th'thread, we've a whole hurst of delights for the devotee of the Dave Nod

Yer can binge on puds, Hervis, curried spaghetti and trifle....look at our fashion department, or partake in sum sexual Bingo Nod

Th'hole wurld of Daveness is here fer yer delictashun an delight Big Grin
DanceSettee
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
and ey up possee xx..... Wave

appen a pilgrimage to tha promised land o dewsbury is in ordur...

need t take gifts like sur any ideas?

surme spaghetti obviously....an appen we need t gur in our westwoods Thumbs Up


Westwoods an Tenas and T-shirts I think Nod

Aye 'appen we'll ave to take him sum stuff like t'baby jebus had frum them wise blerks....I'll think on Thumbs Up
DanceSettee
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:



dancers that is ace!!!!!!!!...eldest spongette is a fan o our lard(after i brainwashed her).she'll love it!!.

that is sooooooooooooo tops!!!!....thankyou xx

Hug


My pleasure Spunj Valentine

Tell yer sprog that if she applies herself to th'A leuls, she could be up fer the Diamond Whippet Medallion Nod


eeeeeeee if tha durnt gi er inchpuratchun.nowt will.......i'll be sure t tell er..be a dream tha wowld... Thumbs Up
SS
quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
and ey up possee xx..... Wave

appen a pilgrimage to tha promised land o dewsbury is in ordur...

need t take gifts like sur any ideas?

surme spaghetti obviously....an appen we need t gur in our westwoods Thumbs Up


Westwoods an Tenas and T-shirts I think Nod

Aye 'appen we'll ave to take him sum stuff like t'baby jebus had frum them wise blerks....I'll think on Thumbs Up


tha's worra i was finkin like...but we be tha wise possee

i was finkin our lard wowld luv another all expenses paid day trip on opun double decker bus rownd tha capital lundun as gift...
SS
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Originally posted by Amythist:

Blimey I didnt know they did subtlety oop North

I stand corrected in me Vivien Westwoods


Aye we're all subtle here pet Nod Subtle as bingo caller's jackets Nod

Yer look lush in yer Westwoods, but yer need one of oor T-shirts ter top off th'look reet proper......we do all colours, but pink has been quite popular of late fer sum reason Confused

DanceSettee
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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
eee it were proper grand to see ur hero put the brazil nut in 'is place. No swurring were needed eether. Reet proud I were...reet proud. *wipes away a tear* Blush


ow do tiddly luv xx... Wave

appen dave were masturful....tha brazil nut knurs he were beatun.our dave in his norman wisdum look givin him wha fur...

yur durn't mess wi dave.....an yur durn't mess wi possee.or tha's consequenshals.... Nod
SS
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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
eee it were proper grand to see ur hero put the brazil nut in 'is place. No swurring were needed eether. Reet proud I were...reet proud. *wipes away a tear* Blush


aye summun needed ter put th'yapping pup back in it's basket Nod

Yer don't mess with our Dave Shake Head, he's more man than anyone yer've ever met....well except fer Lisuuurrr of currrse Nod
DanceSettee
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by Amythist:

Blimey I didnt know they did subtlety oop North

I stand corrected in me Vivien Westwoods


Aye we're all subtle here pet Nod Subtle as bingo caller's jackets Nod

Yer look lush in yer Westwoods, but yer need one of oor T-shirts ter top off th'look reet proper......we do all colours, but pink has been quite popular of late fer sum reason Confused



A seh,eee yu know ow tu mayke a lass look grand.

Shall ay wear it wi at or ba tat?
Amythist
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


i was finkin our lard wowld luv another all expenses paid day trip on opun double decker bus rownd tha capital lundun as gift...


Nah,he's been thur now, wernt be as exciting fer him Shake Head.... there's plenty more town centres waiting fer 'im ter explore....let's take him ter Rhyl Thumbs Up


Or Barnsley,save on deezil int it
Amythist
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by Amythist:


A seh,eee yu know ow tu mayke a lass look grand.

Shall ay wear it wi at or ba tat?


That a decision yer'll 'ave ter make fer yerself love ...we may eat, dress and talk identical but we're all individuals ere love Thumbs Up


I stand corrected Dance Settee, your a bit of a dominabeatrix arent you luv,always putting me in my playce.Its abit of a Lisa and Dave thing weve got int it.

Im wearing it ba tat by the wey.
Amythist
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by Amythist:
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
....let's take him ter Rhyl Thumbs Up


Or Barnsley,save on deezil int it


hmmmm would Barnsley be exotic enuf fer him tho Confused...he's moved on up in serciety now tha nows Nod

...'appen he's ready fer Grimsby Thumbs Up


Dont knock Barnsley,yoo avent lived till youve had a scrap in the Ring of Bells on a Saturday lunchtime.
Amythist
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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
oops on terst sounds luvly tiddly...... Thumbs Up


can I 'ave my oops on a crumpet please Thumbs Up


..a dry one Ninja

Can I introduce you to some culture and give you some tattie scones? ur lard looves a bit o cultshure, and tasting forrin foooood what he's nevurr ad before! Nod
FM
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Originally posted by Amythist:


I stand corrected Dance Settee, your a bit of a dominabeatrix arent you luv.


more of a norahbattyatrix i'd say meself Nod

...but summan has ter be the bold one in yer.....it's a difficult job when summan blaspheemes or does treaching...summan has to ter be 'ard enuf not to be swayed by apology kittuns and do the right thing by administering sum lite tortchur ....and that persun's me Nod
DanceSettee
quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by Amythist:


I stand corrected Dance Settee, your a bit of a dominabeatrix arent you luv.


more of a norahbattyatrix i'd say meself Nod

...but summan has ter be the bold one in yer.....it's a difficult job when summan blaspheemes or does treaching...summan has to ter be 'ard enuf not to be swayed by apology kittuns and do the right thing by administering sum lite tortchur ....and that persun's me Nod


aye.dancers takes care o treasuners.appen tha soon see errur o tha ways.... Thumbs Up
SS
quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:

Can I introduce you to some culture and give you some tattie scones? ur lard looves a bit o cultshure, and tasting forrin foooood what he's nevurr ad before! Nod


ooooh sounds a bit African....but i'll try anything once me , tattie scones it is Thumbs Up


sounds proper forrin.appen i'll give it a gur an all.......... Thumbs Up
SS
quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by Amythist:


Dont knock Barnsley,yoo avent lived till youve had a scrap in the Ring of Bells on a Saturday lunchtime.


eee that sounds champion that Thumbs Up...would we get ter sob our 'earts out in th'beer garden afters with an extra strong rollie?


Oooh ai durnt think crying is a good idea,not theyre int Ring O Bells.Yu know what they sey oop North...."Its a great life if you dont weaken"

An extra strong rollie would be grand,and two would be stormin.
Amythist

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