I'll do it in sackcloth and ashes too. Laters possee.
I have to go clean now. Isn't that payment for my sins? I'll do it in sackcloth and ashes too.
Laters possee.
I'll do it in sackcloth and ashes too. Laters possee.
quote:Originally posted by skive:
I have to go clean now. Isn't that payment for my sins?
Laters possee.
ta ra matey xxxx...
quote:Originally posted by skive:
aw fanks.
I'll sing you Ilklah Moor Bah T'hat on me Welsh Harp.
eee that's lovly that
.....I'm partial to a good bit of harping on 
sings Welsh national anthem.....LARD, LAAAAARD, pleidiol wyf i'm Lard!!
ne'er mind welsh nashonul anfum...
nashonul dewsbury dave anfum...
possee save our gracious dave,
Long live our noble dave,
possee save our lard!
Send him victorious,
Happy and Glorious,
Long to reign over us;
possee save our lard!
O Lard our dave arise,
Scatter his enemies
And make them fall;
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On bb our hopes we fix,
Oh, save our lard!
Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour;
Long may he reign;
May he defend our laws( o possee)
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice,
voters save our lard!
Not in this land alone,
But be bb's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
bb make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world over
From every latent foe,
From the evicshuns blow,
possee save our lard!
O'er his thine waist extend,
For possee's sake defend,
Our dave, lard, and friend,
God save our dave...
nashonul dewsbury dave anfum...
possee save our gracious dave,
Long live our noble dave,
possee save our lard!
Send him victorious,
Happy and Glorious,
Long to reign over us;
possee save our lard!
O Lard our dave arise,
Scatter his enemies
And make them fall;
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On bb our hopes we fix,
Oh, save our lard!
Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour;
Long may he reign;
May he defend our laws( o possee)
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice,
voters save our lard!
Not in this land alone,
But be bb's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
bb make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world over
From every latent foe,
From the evicshuns blow,
possee save our lard!
O'er his thine waist extend,
For possee's sake defend,
Our dave, lard, and friend,
God save our dave...
Only just joined here (got lost when C4 shut)
Just to say I quite like David and being married to a Yorkshireman,wish I could make proper yorkshire puds like David can,save me a lot of nagging!
Just to say I quite like David and being married to a Yorkshireman,wish I could make proper yorkshire puds like David can,save me a lot of nagging!
ey up viking xxx
welcurme t possee flowur.make thasen at hurme luv...
welcurme t possee flowur.make thasen at hurme luv...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up viking xxx
welcurme t possee flowur.make thasen at hurme luv...
Thanks Spongey! not a "fan" of anyone this year but David seems pretty OK and I hated Bea calling him a bully.
eyyy oppp Vikingchick
well seeing we have a new guest I think we should have celebration tea.
Yorkshire puddings, Viking Piekings and chips and garlic it is
well seeing we have a new guest I think we should have celebration tea.
Yorkshire puddings, Viking Piekings and chips and garlic it is
hi alldave trip to london tonight
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ne'er mind welsh nashonul anfum...
nashonul dewsbury dave anfum...
careful now, or thee'll be visiting stocks thyselfquote:Originally posted by cup:
dave trip to london tonight
evening coup...did thee smell Fray Bentos in th'air?
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ne'er mind welsh nashonul anfum...
nashonul dewsbury dave anfum...
eeeeeeee appen i've ad a bitta welsh in me..shagged a lad frum port talbot....
ow do coop xxx...
dinnur smells n looks champion dancers...
dinnur smells n looks champion dancers...
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by cup:
dave trip to london tonight
evening coup...did thee smell Fray Bentos in th'air?
hmmmmmmmm
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeeeeeee appen i've ad a bitta welsh in me..shagged a lad frum port talbot....
I hurp you weren't in Port Talbot when thee did t'deed spunj
......the breathing apparatus yer 'ave ter wear plays 'avoc wi'romance quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeeeeeee appen i've ad a bitta welsh in me..shagged a lad frum port talbot....
I hurp you weren't in Port Talbot when thee did t'deed spunj
nur he were down ere fur summur..had a luvely leak he did...
'Ow do Posse
Eeee this is first t'time ahv bin on since learnin that our Lard is straight through t'final week
Eeee it were a close one weren't it?
Coome on pooblic - keep Dave in til t'last day!!!
Eeee this is first t'time ahv bin on since learnin that our Lard is straight through t'final week
Eeee it were a close one weren't it?
Coome on pooblic - keep Dave in til t'last day!!!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
nur he were down ere fur summur..had a luvely leak he did...
poor dab well i hurp you helped him out with by putting yer bucket under it
ey up miss s xxx..
eeeeeee tha's lots t celebrate...appen we're wearin oddtwat jam rags n t shirts n playin sexual bingo....
eeeeeee tha's lots t celebrate...appen we're wearin oddtwat jam rags n t shirts n playin sexual bingo....
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
'Ow do Posse
Eeee this is first t'time ahv bin on since learnin that our Lard is straight through t'final week
eee the smell of pie is bringing them all in ternight, like flies round shit
how doo Miss S
yes our Lard is doing well there 'appen peple are seeing his hurly light 
Eeeey up Dance n Sponge - you alright loovlies?
Is ther pie on t'menu then?
Eeee ahv coome at t'tight time, me
Ah wnated to show ye what ah boughwt in t'shop before boot link won't work
It were Yorkshire Tea cake!!!
Is ther pie on t'menu then?
Eeee ahv coome at t'tight time, me
Ah wnated to show ye what ah boughwt in t'shop before boot link won't work
It were Yorkshire Tea cake!!!
Eeeh up possee....Clocking in for my guaranteed laugh in our Daves thread.
'Ow do Lee
Slice o' Yorkshire Cake loove?
Slice o' Yorkshire Cake loove?
ey up lee luv xxx
dancers has done us surme luvly fray bentos fur dinnur an miss s as brurte surme cake fur puddin...
ave t let it settle down on tum thur befur sexual bingo...
dancers has done us surme luvly fray bentos fur dinnur an miss s as brurte surme cake fur puddin...
ave t let it settle down on tum thur befur sexual bingo...
mmm Yorkshire teacake...that sounds reet grand that miss S
Unfortunately we will 'ave ter eat it dry, bluddy cat as buggered off ter flaming Berlin - summat about his popularity on ere leading to him being offered a guest role at th' Toppings Olympics
whatever bluddy next!!!!!
Unfortunately we will 'ave ter eat it dry, bluddy cat as buggered off ter flaming Berlin - summat about his popularity on ere leading to him being offered a guest role at th' Toppings Olympics
whatever bluddy next!!!!!
....I couldn't type for laughing there...This thread should carry a health warning you know my darn sides ache. 
Ey up me ducks
Our Lard loves a bus ride he does, he's the best
Our Lard loves a bus ride he does, he's the best
Best day of his life
Bless him...Best day of his life dressed as an alien.... Oooooh he's calling for Lisa.
leeeeeeeeeeesa
quote:Originally posted by cup:
leeeeeeeeeeesa
Off they trot holding alien hands.
That was blooody brilliant
oooh not fair...i can't get to see th'highlights till gone 11
Bluddy Wales and the rip in the space time continuuum
Bluddy Wales and the rip in the space time continuuum
The alien costume in the next bed
Daves mate
Daves mate
You must watch it, our Lard shines, hes had the time of his life.
Its just great
Its just great
I cannot wait for dance to do pic
of dave on open top bus
of dave on open top bus
ey up possee ........
eeeeeeeee tha were grand.our dave havin best day o his life on the open top bus wi lisurrrrrrr..
shed a tear i did...
eeeeeeeee tha were grand.our dave havin best day o his life on the open top bus wi lisurrrrrrr..
shed a tear i did...
It were bloody brilliant!
Me pal popped round for his specs what hee left here and he stayed 3 bloody hours Only just had me tea (fish omelette, coleslaw and reggae reggae sauce).
Anyhow, this pal is one o' them woofters and he reckons Dave could 'go' for hours 'all the thick ones do'. What does he mean, thick? Dave's bloody brilliant.
Hello pals
Me pal popped round for his specs what hee left here and he stayed 3 bloody hours
Only just had me tea (fish omelette, coleslaw and reggae reggae sauce).Anyhow, this pal is one o' them woofters and he reckons Dave could 'go' for hours 'all the thick ones do'. What does he mean, thick? Dave's bloody brilliant.
Hello pals
ow do frac luv xxx
maybes he meant he were thick in thur trowser dept..like girthage...dave durn't play tha sexual bingo thur...
maybes he meant he were thick in thur trowser dept..like girthage...dave durn't play tha sexual bingo thur...
