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Originally posted by fracas:


He IS soft. He doesn't have t' other behind skips. E's a real romantic.

Aye true that He always gives his one nighters an after eight mint befurr calling th'cab

t bags will be dry soon fur cup o char....

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by pigeonpie:
Mmmm hovis, I can hear t trumpets!

That'll mur likely be sound of th'murrped pet...thee'll get used ter it

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Aye true that He always gives his one nighters an after eight mint befurr calling th'cab

Lovely lovely guy Salt o't'earth.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
t bags will be dry soon fur cup o char....

eee pet..they'll be ages out on th'line ....stick 'em down yer Doreen bra like I do, they'll be crisped up in nur time and with no threat o'pidjuns

i were thinkin o poppin em in terster like...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i were thinkin o poppin em in terster like...

aye yer could do that, or you can save yer lectric by slipping them under whippet while he's aving his kip

appen i'm off t watch highlights on tha catch oop nur.i'll pop em in me flat cap and sit wi it on me head wha i watch like...be tursty warm by 11....

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
appen i'm off t watch highlights on tha catch oop nur.i'll pop em in me flat cap and sit wi it on me head wha i watch like...be tursty warm by 11....

see yer later pet...they're not on in Wales till 11...it's the distance see

eeeeeeee dave wur class.......

siavash...'i want to go up for eviction'

our lard.'well i want a ferrari but i haven't got one'....

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeeeeeee dave wur class.......

siavash...'i want to go up for eviction'

our lard.'well i want a ferrari but i haven't got one'....

proper crackin he were coop........

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
proper crackin he were coop........

I thought he would be up,i am glad he has made final week

go dave for all the stick he has took,he deserves final week,especailly more than some of the fakers in there.

i thought he would be too..i'm well chuffed he's made it to the last week......

and more fun fur possee too!!!...

Sneaks in, leaves peace offering and legs it!

night xxxxx...

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Originally posted by skive:
Sneaks in, leaves peace offering and legs it!

am off t me pit possee...ta ra an see yur all t'merrer fur mure fun and larfs xxxx....

afturnoon possee........

morning spunj

trips over giant yorkshire...WTF!!!!!!!!

appen it's peace offerin frum ski dancers....i say..lets gur get surme garlic an surme curried bolognaise n spaghetti oops n tuck in fur us lunch...

ow do xx...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
appen it's peace offerin frum ski dancers

Hmmmmm! well it does look mitey taysti ...but I don't think we should let her off lightly with such aberrant behaviour

Anyone who blashpemes the name of our Lard deserves a good twatting 'bout earoles wi' Chronicle in my umble erpinyun

Unfortunately, bluddy cat has taken ter hiding them, so alternative punishment must be made.

I've got a large erection that i shall place in th'yard....and I entreat all good pious posse people to join in in teaching that Skive th'erru of her ways

i knew like me wee surked crumpets wowld curme t good use someday dancers...

appen we'll eat tha peace offerin like..than give er a reet proper surkin...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i knew like me wee surked crumpets wowld curme t good use someday dancers...

appen we'll eat tha peace offerin like..than give er a reet proper surkin...

Aye we'll do that then

and 'appen if we both sit on a packet of crumpits as we're nibbling, we can add to th'buckit

eeeeeee i just knew like i showdn't o had tha extra cup o char...fair surked tha crumpits i were sit sattin on...i'll put em in buckit ready....

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeeeeee i just knew like i showdn't o had tha extra cup o char...fair surked tha crumpits i were sit sattin on...i'll put em in buckit ready....

Great work...the more the merrier.

I've been tinkering in t'shed and have cum up with up a deterrence device to avoid further blasfermy and trecherusnuss frum members of th'posse

One more word against out Lard and the perpeetratur will be feeling Satan's spikes caressing thur hemiroyds

I've been doing test runs on that nice little lad who delivers Chronicle...fair put a pucker on his face I can tell thee

appen if tha there ski commits tha tresun again..we'll shuve er on tha...

hmmmmmm the old send in a kittun ploy won't work wi'posse Skive

(awwwwwww kitttuuunssssss )

But we don't hold grudges here, if th'Lard can furgive that Bea her trespasses, we can forgive yours.

(..after you've done 30 minutes in stocks and another 30 on th'treadmill of course )

You're gonna put me in stocks and chuck wee at me then poke my arse with a trident!

appen we fullow tha lards prayer in tha possee ski...

10 hail vivienne's showld see yur reet lass...


(awwwwwwww ickle puddy's)....

I bought you a present to repent of my sins:

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Originally posted by skive:
You're gonna put me in stocks and chuck wee at me then poke my arse with a trident!

appen it's quality wee surked onter crumpets thur....

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Originally posted by skive:
I bought you a present to repent of my sins:

i forgive...instantly........

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Originally posted by skive:
You're gonna put me in stocks and chuck wee at me then poke my arse with a trident!

Consider yerself lucky...I was all fer banning you from sexual bingo fer a month too, but Spunj put in a good word fer you

aw fanks.

I'll sing you Ilklah Moor Bah T'hat on me Welsh Harp.

see way i look at it like....appen ski is in de-nile..appen she secretly luvs our lard but can't curme t turms wi er luv for im...

i think a fotur o er declarin undyin luv fur our lard might help like dancers....

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Originally posted by skive:
aw fanks.

I'll sing you Ilklah Moor Bah T'hat on me Welsh Harp.

bootiful....*dabs eyes*....