parently it be marcus v siavash....
our lard makes it t final week.......
tha's power t dave and power t possee tha is...
appen wur ok possee.......
parently it be marcus v siavash....
our lard makes it t final week.......
tha's power t dave and power t possee tha is...
parently it be marcus v siavash....
our lard makes it t final week.......
tha's power t dave and power t possee tha is...
This sexual bingo thingy....if ah were to get 68 would arr lard owe me one then dook? 
ow do tiddly xx... 
eee sexual bingo behind skip.....tha's heavun tha is.......
eee sexual bingo behind skip.....tha's heavun tha is.......
Beyind t' skip? eeeeee sounds proper cheap that. Unless yar name's derty Gertie form number 30! 
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
This sexual bingo thingy....if ah were to get 68 would arr lard owe me one then dook?
Nah, I think yer all confused pet
I think a 68 is when an excited blerk gets a glimpse of yer Tena lady then changes his mind sharpish
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
appen wur ok possee.......
parently it be marcus v siavash....
our lard makes it t final week.......
tha's power t dave and power t possee tha is...
HALLELLLLLUJJJJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PRAISE...THE LARDDDDDDDD!!
i durn't want to brag, but i think it's all down t'T-shirt and Jamrag campaign meself
Ever since Ann Widdicombe came out as an ODDTWAT Tena fan...the unly way was up
i thurt tha were case dancers...appen pooblic knur tha dave an the possee have style by buckitlerds...
news reaches t pooblic tha our lard is in final week....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
news reaches t pooblic tha our lard is in final week....
That's reet claass thurr spongebob
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
news reaches t pooblic tha our lard is in final week....
eyyy oppp spunj, theee should uve 'ung about a little longer, it all kicked off when they announced the bingo was starting 
eeee.it's just a small secthun o pooblic thur....look wha appened when news brurke round ere like..... 
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
news reaches t pooblic tha our lard is in final week....
hahahahahahahahaha........
eeeeeeeee dancers.tha reminds me like...ow abert a loaf o hovis wi our lards face on wrapper...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeeeeeeee dancers.tha reminds me like...ow abert a loaf o hovis wi our lards face on wrapper...
i'll give it a go but me hurrster is playing up at t'moment so it might be a while
Eye up me ducks 
Can it be true our Dave's made it thru t'final
Can it be true our Dave's made it thru t'final
eeeee,i've just shoved a lord o oven chips int oven ter ave with chopped pork an curry ketchup an garlic
furgot t say ey up an ow do t possee.i were tha excited our lard is in finul week like....
possee.we can be very prowd o him and oselves like....
fur possee........
possee.we can be very prowd o him and oselves like....
fur possee........
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeeeeeeee dancers.tha reminds me like...ow abert a loaf o hovis wi our lards face on wrapper...
i'll give it a go but me hurrster is playing up at t'moment so it might be a while
e durnt wurry luv.urnly idea like.nur wurry if tha can't fur while....
Ay up here's a Dave fan from the Midlands! He's made it tut final week! Yay.
eeee.ow do pigeon luv......xx.welcurme t possee.........
grab yersen a bowl o curried spaghetti an a slice o hovis....
ciggies on side if yur smerk....
grab yersen a bowl o curried spaghetti an a slice o hovis....
ciggies on side if yur smerk....
Ay up pigeonpie, welcome to t'cause, if you're a member of the public they'll be a reyt ODDTWAT.
And there's alluss room for pidgins in this thread
And there's alluss room for pidgins in this thread
ow do frac luv xxx
e few pages back pidgen is choice o t shirts fur yur t choose frum to sport our lard dave...gur pick one like..appen tha be othur accesorries an all....
e few pages back pidgen is choice o t shirts fur yur t choose frum to sport our lard dave...gur pick one like..appen tha be othur accesorries an all....
Ay up I love a smurke me roll ups at t ready!
tha's goin t fit in possee just perfect pidgin i think like...
ave yur had summat t eat yet?..appen frac might make us one of er luvely puddins...tha liver n apple crumble goes down a reet treat i can tell yur...
ave yur had summat t eat yet?..appen frac might make us one of er luvely puddins...tha liver n apple crumble goes down a reet treat i can tell yur...
quote:ow do frac luv xxx
Ow do Mrs Pants, I'm a bit wored out from t'sexual bingo I've had to have a fag.
quote:Ay up I love a smurke me roll ups at t ready!
I've med thi one out o' Lisa's tab ends. They're healthier secon time round
ee tha sexual bingo.......did tha get full owse like?.appen i were few numbers away frum sex behind skip....
quote:ave yur had summat t eat yet?..appen frac might make us one of er luvely puddins...tha liver n apple crumble goes down a reet treat i can tell yur...
I've got some anchovy and blackcurrant in t'freezer an all. It's nice wi condensed milk
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha's goin t fit in possee just perfect pidgin i think like...
ave yur had summat t eat yet?..appen frac might make us one of er luvely puddins...tha liver n apple crumble goes down a reet treat i can tell yur...
I durnt like apple crumble, but I like turst with cheese!
Evening posse , and a special welcome ter th'newcomer pigeonpie
Grab yerself a slice o th'Ovis pet....it's fresh off th'moped
, and a special welcome ter th'newcomer pigeonpie Grab yerself a slice o th'Ovis pet....it's fresh off th'moped
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Evening posse
Grab yerself a slice o th'Ovis pet....it's fresh off th'moped
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
friggin luv it!!!!!!
i need tha pads quick like!!!!!....
quote:ee tha sexual bingo.......did tha get full owse like?.
I got a full NOWT. Me dabber were redundant
Mmmm hovis, I can hear t trumpets! 
quote:Originally posted by pigeonpie:
Mmmm hovis, I can hear t trumpets!
i'm emershunal nur....
quote:I durnt like apple crumble, but I like turst with cheese!
Hovis and Smelly Bishop do thee kid?
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:ee tha sexual bingo.......did tha get full owse like?.
I got a full NOWT. Me dabber were redundant
eeee better luck next time....I won a Capo-di-Monte cock ring on tele bingo me .....wus sweating number 9 on it fer ages
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:I durnt like apple crumble, but I like turst with cheese!
Hovis and Smelly Bishop do thee kid?
Ay that'd be grand love!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Evening posse
Grab yerself a slice o th'Ovis pet....it's fresh off th'moped
He IS soft. He doesn't have t' other behind skips. E's a real romantic.
quote:Originally posted by pigeonpie:
Mmmm hovis, I can hear t trumpets!
That'll mur likely be sound of th'murrped pet...thee'll get used ter it
