quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eee dave wur champion t'night...
i durnt like t have sex behind skips like...
appen he might prefur cheesy wotsits??...
they taste great with sardines on turst!
they taste great with sardines on turst!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by cup:
I hope there is no sexual bingo going on in here
eeeeeee nur coop..durnt want tha surt o shennanigans goin on....
HE Came out with some great one liners tonight.
quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eee dave wur champion t'night...
i durnt like t have sex behind skips like...
appen he might prefur cheesy wotsits??...
they taste great with sardines on turst!
not wi stinkin bishop thur...put our dave reet off his terst...he'll go hungry nur..appen he'll waste away t nothin....
quote:Originally posted by cup:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by cup:
I hope there is no sexual bingo going on in here
eeeeeee nur coop..durnt want tha surt o shennanigans goin on....
HE Came out with some great one liners tonight.
he were champion as always coop...
power t dave....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eee dave wur champion t'night...
i durnt like t have sex behind skips like...
appen he might prefur cheesy wotsits??...
they taste great with sardines on turst!
not wi stinkin bishop thur...put our dave reet off his terst...he'll go hungry nur..appen he'll waste away t nothin....
eeeeee,it's reet nasty that Stinkin bishop,i can't touch the stuff,i'm same about t'other stinky cheese called gobbler's knob!
our dave will be back in t'kitchen tomorrer cookin up a feast fit fer king!
i durnt do tha smelly cheese.appen i'ma mild cheedur lass mesen
aye spongebob,can't beat a birra red leicester!
tha's reet tha pwillow luv...wha's tha point o cheese tha honks like old feet is wha i wanna knur...durn't make sense t me like.. 
me either spongebob,if tha wanted to smell sommat like tha,i'd smell me feet after a good rummage in charity shops!
yur'd just go lick surmeone's feet like if tha wanted tha surt o thing...
aye spongebob,aye 
they were reet outta order were BB,why couldn't tha ave given Dave baccy toothpaste or curry spaghetti or summat?
they were reet outta order were BB,why couldn't tha ave given Dave baccy toothpaste or curry spaghetti or summat?
i totally like agree wi yur pwillow luv...our dave had feet t clean his teeth wi..tha's not fur tha isn't.
yur reet.appen tha coulda given him surme curried spaghetti or a drop o garlic chips or summat..
an charlie urnly got marmite like...
yur reet.appen tha coulda given him surme curried spaghetti or a drop o garlic chips or summat..
an charlie urnly got marmite like...
tha charlie one could fall down crapper an come up smellin o roses
Poor dave had worst one outta lot of em,and he took it on chin and did reet grand
Poor dave had worst one outta lot of em,and he took it on chin and did reet grand
bb were pickin on our lard pwillow.tha's whut tha were doin like..pickin on him ...
last 2 days like he's had kick in bollocks an now this
is not reet...
last 2 days like he's had kick in bollocks an now this
is not reet...
aye,tha kick in t'bollocks off charlie were reet annoyin,the bloody cheek of im
BB are makin sure Lard has a hard time this week,he'll not be bothered though!
BB are makin sure Lard has a hard time this week,he'll not be bothered though!
nur.if he were bovvered like he'd say.but nuffin bovvers our dave...
tha's cos he's champion...
tha's cos he's champion...
aye,he'll gerron with it like the mucker he is
i'll light up a fag in is honour
i'll light up a fag in is honour
i got 4 on go at once me..pretendin i'm at bus stop wi lisurrrr and our lard...
i feel like i'm thurr mesen,breathin in fumes and listenin to lisurrrr,wud be pure heaven!
eee be champion eh pwillow luv?.all sat at bus stop smerkin an chattin wi our lard and lisurrrr
few mugs o yorkshire tea.set us oop fur night it wowld...
few mugs o yorkshire tea.set us oop fur night it wowld...
oh aye spongebob flower,be reet grand it wud.
couple undred fags between us,loadsa mugs o char and us setting world t'rights,we cud get Lard ter makes us sum of is legendary garlic spaghetti on terst!
couple undred fags between us,loadsa mugs o char and us setting world t'rights,we cud get Lard ter makes us sum of is legendary garlic spaghetti on terst!
tha be sur good pwillow luv....appen i clurse me eyes an imagin it reet now...
an goin t bedroom after fur a chat an then listening tur our lard snorin...
eeeeeee tha be top champion tha wowld
an goin t bedroom after fur a chat an then listening tur our lard snorin...
eeeeeee tha be top champion tha wowld
eeeeee,yer right there spongebob,we'd be on top of t'world fer sure!
i can clurse me eyes and feel like i'm thurr mesen,brings a turr to me eye.
an we can wake Lard up ter go fer a quick fag int middle o night
i can clurse me eyes and feel like i'm thurr mesen,brings a turr to me eye.
an we can wake Lard up ter go fer a quick fag int middle o night
eeeeeeee tha we cowld luv.......dave'd be up fur a smerk in middle o night.....
then go tur kitchen fur a snack like o terst...
i wish i were there i do like...
then go tur kitchen fur a snack like o terst...
i wish i were there i do like...
aye,me too,i feel all down int dumps sittin here when i knurr tat we cud be smokin our eads off and eatin garlic terst with the legendary lard.
i'll crack open tha bottle o white lightning i had put by fer friday to churr oursens up!
i'll crack open tha bottle o white lightning i had put by fer friday to churr oursens up!
eeeeeeeee tha'd cheer us up good n proper pwillow flowur...
ey opp 
you lot still oop then? Just been watching the Lard on th'higlights...he come out with sum good uns as usual
I think we should be luring more people inter St Vivienne's wi'a promise of sexual bingo ....eeee they'd be flocking here like grannies to a Steradent sale
you lot still oop then? Just been watching the Lard on th'higlights...he come out with sum good uns as usual
I think we should be luring more people inter St Vivienne's wi'a promise of sexual bingo ....eeee they'd be flocking here like grannies to a Steradent sale
nay bother spongebob,we look after oor own ere
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
ey opp
you lot still oop then? Just been watching the Lard on th'higlights...he come out with sum good uns as usual
I think we should be luring more people inter St Vivienne's wi'a promise of sexual bingo ....eeee they'd be flocking here like grannies to a Steradent sale
Aye up DS!
eeeeee,there'd be reet stampede if sexual bingo were done at social club,imagine getting 4 corners or 2 fat ladies?
er from down road would ave a grand time,with it,she'd have full ouse in nay time at all!
ey up dancers luv xx..
we're jurst avin surme white lightnin an a smerk at bus stop...
we're jurst avin surme white lightnin an a smerk at bus stop...
ooh i think i'll join yer both fer a quick smerk or five then befur beddybyes.
Dunno if i'll have any white lightening though...that's Charlie cider that is...an I durnt approve of him, I think he's leading oor David on like that Bea wumman did
Dunno if i'll have any white lightening though...that's Charlie cider that is...an I durnt approve of him, I think he's leading oor David on like that Bea wumman did
ere ave a can o special brew DS,necter of t'gods
I'm off ter bed mesen now so i'll say gudnight and see thee both tomorrer
I'm off ter bed mesen now so i'll say gudnight and see thee both tomorrer
tara pwillow luv..ta fur company like xxx...
goodnight pwillow...ta fer the special brew...I might have erotic bingo and Dave filled dreams ternight after that
eee i'm hurpin i gerra 69 on sexual bingo wi our lard...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eee i'm hurpin i gerra 69 on sexual bingo wi our lard...
I'd be happy with three 23s meself luv
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eee i'm hurpin i gerra 69 on sexual bingo wi our lard...
I'd be happy with three 23s meself luv
ey up possee xxx...
tha's a rumour our lard is oop fur evicshun...
time t gur inta battle possee if tha rumurs troo...
our lard needs us....
tha's a rumour our lard is oop fur evicshun...
time t gur inta battle possee if tha rumurs troo...
our lard needs us....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha's a rumour our lard is oop fur evicshun...
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! say it ain't sooo Spunj
I'm looking on the positive side me, until all hurp is gone......I think he still has a few more dots left in his dabber
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha's a rumour our lard is oop fur evicshun...
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! say it ain't sooo Spunj
I'm looking on the positive side me, until all hurp is gone......I think he still has a few more dots left in his dabber